You're out on the boardwalk just minding your own business when this stupid little thot comes up to you and says

You're out on the boardwalk just minding your own business when this stupid little thot comes up to you and says

>are you my dad?

What do?

You can call me daddy if you want

>Next door, jackass.

"Are you looking for your dad? I can help you!"

and then I rape her.

Seriously if she picked damn near any other beach town she would have been raped to death by hobos in an hour.

I stick it in her pooper

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Hotglue her.

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"I think he's in the back of my windowless van, let's go check!"

>I would fuck it.

I thought SU fans were gay?

I don't actually watch SU lol

And the reward for best reply in 2017 goes to user.

Does gem have pusspuss?

Oh yeah they can make one has tight as you want. That's the appeal.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO PICKLE
PICKLE RIIIIIICK

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HEY MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LESBIAN
hehe

Sorry kiddo, I am 33 years old wizard!

Tell her I just want a quiet life

But the Wizard was undeterred!

"HAIL DAGON, CHILD."

>"No, but tonight youll call me daddy"
Then i take her back to ly place, have intesne pssionate consentual sex, then let her stay with me in a commited relationship and live happily ever after

okay Joseph

Nice

*Kira

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