So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure Sup Forums has to offer?

So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure Sup Forums has to offer?

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Why would Takanuva be considered Jesus in the bionicle universe is it becuase he's a toa of light

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Optimus Prime
And Superman gets compared with Jesus a lot, even before Man of Steel.

Takua was reborn as Takanuva, I guess.

this is the Original oldest one, the Pantocrator that was used as a model for most despictions

according to wiki "The two different facial expressions on either side may emphasize Christ's two natures as fully God and fully human"

there are older despictions of Jesus, but they were symbolic (generally a shepherd), the Pantocrator is actually meant to be the face of Jesus.

Superman's the first one that comes to mind

Ya see it makes no since unless
>It's a meme

Yeah but it's so blatant (and even forced), let's talk about others.

lol, holds a bounded tome instead of scrolls, bible instead of torah

...how did I not notice that?
This is why Churches spook the shit out of me.
My earliest encounter with Christ had to be one of those horrifying Eastern Orthodox Jesus that stare into your soul.
Man my view on god as a kid seems so weird and warped thinking back on it.
Less some all powerful deity and more some kind of anti-boogeyman who keeps me from getting got while I sleep.

Superman is Moses.

does this mean that Greg is a virgin?

it really depends on what aspect of jesus you want to focus on.
"muh lord and savior" jesus = superman, optimus
"i died for your sins" jesus = cable, and by extension deadpool
"jews are corrupt" jesus = guy gardner
"washes the feet of lepers" jesus is just plain boring, until mary gets in. but then it becomes /aco/

Pretty sure most people dont think of jesus as a blubbery crybaby.

Pickle Rick (ps god isn't real)

It's was an holographic vagina, I don't think that counts.

that's exactly why muslims don't allow artistic depictions of mohammed.

>tfw the prophet is so ugly, he scares children

Im suprised anime Jesus isn't in that picture

Is it retarded that all I know about Moses is that he built the ark?

I... what?

I am not saying it is his actual face, it was made half a millenium after Jesus, in the 500s. It is the earliest Icon, not the earliest despiction.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_Pantocrator_(Sinai)

this is a bearded Jesus of the 300s

Batman. He can do the impossible and make miracles happen.

That was Noah.
Watch The Prince of Egypt to learn about Moses.

the earliest crucified Jesus is a graffiti made by a kid making fun of a Christian kid in his classroom. Jesus was drawn with a Donkey head.

There is also another Graffiti that says Alexamenos Fidelis (something like Alexamenos remains faithful) that may be an answer to the first graffiti

ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER

The murdercock is a lie!

You mean Haruhi Suzumiya or Kyon?

Probably optimus prime

Jesus didn't turn heel though

oh, sweet. 200 BC's Sup Forums.

200 after chris, not bc, although it may be late first century too, they are not sure.

Onii-Sama

>madoka
>powerful

Ok sure buddy

...yet.

Curse those filthy beast-lovers and their well endowed equine deity.

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I want this God-Jesus duo for Toonami but Demarco is too much of a fag to bring it

Yeah, I still get them confused.

>Strongest Witch
>becomes godlike at the end of the series
The only reason she lost everything is because of fucking Homura.

>The two different facial expressions on either side may emphasize Christ's two natures as fully God and fully human
I like that

Moses was the guy who was made God's prophet, but then he kept getting mad at all the Jews being so dumb so he died in the Sinai desert.

I watched Haruhi a decade ago and didn't understand shit. What the fuck is it actually about?

>So who's the most Madoka tier, Christ-like figure Sup Forums has to offer?

Maybe?

>"i died for your sins" jesus
>Not Optimus "Resurrection" Prime

Haruhi is omnipotent but doesn't know it, lots of factions want to take advantage of her, but we better keep her amused for she could unknowingly erase existence on a whim if she gets too fed up with it.
That's pretty much all there is to it.

Haruhi is a literal god and Kyon is a straight man trying to make her life appear normal.

What's she been up to? Did she get gassed?

No idea. I've lost track of her.

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His respawn time is longer but he can do it repeatedly forever, Jesus only gets to come back again during the End of Days.

He said Jesus, not Lucifer.

Isn't there a counter theory that Kyon is the god but he's too much of a beta to make himself the protagonist in his own story?

Not even the Mutant Messiah can escape the void of editorial limbo

>Stesus

He's probably referring to the Ark of the Covenant
The great Flood is also where my mind went first, though
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