Go get laid, user

Go get laid, user.

It's what you're SUPPOSED to do.

Yeah everyone acts like it's that easy.

You know. The pain.

ouch oof

Im so ugly that Im convinced god dont want me to get laid

No thanks, i'd rather stick to paying tranny escorts to fuck my ass.

>ywn have a Stephanie help you work up the courage to meet your Closeface

Why live

"Get laid. I'm Rich Evans, I've gotten laid - you can do it."
-Rich "AIDS" Evans

telling people that i choose to be single triggers them, its like:
>"are you gay? i mean, i don't mean to offend, its 2017 no one cares, but...um are you gay? that's not normal"
an i counter with:
> "i'm not ready i don't think ill ever be"

and then they try to sell it to me with reasoning somewhere along the lines off:

>"if you never have children you will never know how much your parents sacrificed for you and you will become selfish"

normies are such jokes, but you know whats worse? the younger normies, the ones who have kids on their early 20s? they agree with you but wont admit it in front of the crowd to not be outlasted by the "community"
>"go suffer like i did"
yeah right. i'm fucking poor and have had to live going from shit job to shit job, why would i put a kid through that? but unlike me the normies with kids HAVE to do those jobs. almost done with my mortgage at 28, how many 28 year old kids can say that?

>Communicating with people enough for that to even come up
GET OUT NORMIE!

this has to be the realest post i've read regarding this subject, good on you user

I really dont get it myself. People act like having children is a life requirement or something. Fact is there are 7 billion people and growing on this rock, dwindling resources, and most parents have kids either because of selfish desire on par with getting a puppy or from sheer accident. The greatest kindness I can do is not fuck up a child like my parents did with me

Stinking of belly semen

GF straight up told me she never wants kids and if we ever become millionaires she's gladly pay for a vasectomy

There hasn't been a week that's gone by I don't consider myself 1 of the luckiest guys in the world

Fuck off, I'm going to be miserable and alone for the rest of my pathetic existence and there's not a damn thing you or anyone else can do to stop it!

>tfw had a good childhood with loving parents in a big family
>Don't really want kids right now but I'm open to whatever path life takes me down
So far all the things I was sure about 10 years ago haven't happened, so I don't see why I should commit myself to a decision until I've actually come to that bridge.

come onnnnnn sexbots.

but then I wouldn't have time to pickle post and REEEE about vaginas ruining my cartoonies.

This but unironically

>tfw libe in New England and can only hire cuddle buddies

I used to think I was a bad person or messed up for actually liking to be alone. After living alone for a while I don't think I would ever desire to share my life with anyone.

I don't hate people, being alone is just the most relaxing thing in the world for me.

Whoa, didn't realize he's the best shota

Just save like 500 for a vasectomy.
Seriously, I made people MAD when I had one and told people "I want to decide when I have kids."

I don't want kids either. I wanna spend my free time doing what I want, I don't wanna be tied down to a kid.

I'm not a repressed faggot tho

I will OP
Next Thursday evening

B-but I like being alone.

My best friend cut all times from me to get gay married. I'm not even allowed to be happy for him. I don't think I'll ever be happy ever again

Clay isn't a repressed faggot, he's just pathetic enough to fuck anyone who wants him.

>almost done with my mortgage at 28
congrats!

Do you think you are the first generation of people to think like this?
You are going to get older and the chemistry in your brain is going to change the same way it changes in ducks or turtles and you are going to crave reproduction
At Wich point you are going to have kids the same your parents had kids or you are going to grow old, lose interest in everything because that is also going to happen to your brain and live in misery
We aren't living in the year 10000 and nobody has invented the eternal youth potion, you are not above your genetics and your brain chemistry, you are nothing but a data package destined to transfer genetic code, you aren't going to revolutionise the world with a new way of generating energy nor write a song that spires world peace

I can't. I'm a complete social retard, have no friends, no idea where to find people for casual one night stands, wouldn't know how to initiate it, and an actual relationship is out of the question since I'm far too ashamed of my life to let anyone into it.

>supposed
You're not supposed to do anything

Tell that to japan, faggot.

says who?

I'm just going to have dogs instead

I lot of women don't want kids until they hit the wall(mid 30's to early 40's).
Then they reveal that they have been lying or that they have changed their mind.
You should either get the vasectomy or stop having sex raw just to make sure that if you ever decide to have children the decision is entirely your own.

don't worry about a thing. dudes. I'm killing myself p. soon so it won't even matter.

>millionaire to pay for vasectomy
i paid 400 bucks cash for mine, i dont think you need to be a trillionaire bro

>implying they don't
Their society is filled with sexually repressed people just look at their media. The problem is Japanese culture values repression of those desires and on top of that their work ethic supersedes that reproductive need. So you get Japs working themselves to death or indulging in hedonistic desire/escapism because they lack a healthy outlet

>you are nothing but a data package destined to transfer genetic code

You sound like a colossal faggot

please don't

I don't blame you with all the shill threads lately. But don't do it user.

You sound like a mistake waiting to happen
Your parents didn't accept they where going to grow old and die, neither did your grandparents and they all ended up miserable
But hey go ahead and repeat their mistakes

And what do you think is happening in Japan
No wonder you weeks idolize Japan so much, it's fucking Neverland in your eyes

You have to be at least 18 years old to post here user

>implying you don't crave reproduction as soon as you start getting horny for the first time

>Do you think you are the first generation of people to think like this?

No there are tons of examples all throughout history of groups of men who have no interest in reproduction or long-term relationships with women. The only difference is that now man can have sex with women with little to no risk on accidental pregnancies

>You are going to get older and the chemistry in your brain is going to change

This generally only happens to women most men know if the want kids in the early 20's

>At Wich point you are going to have kids the same your parents had

Most pregnancies are accidental and like i said earlier in most previous generations there was no male birth control vasectomy and condom are only a little over a 100 years old and most of that time there was a huge social stigma against condoms and there still is against vasectomies. In the next 20 to 50 years men will have something similar to the pill.

>You are nothing but a data package destined to transfer genetic code

Whether by choice or not most men throughout history did not reproduce and i don't see any reason why that would start to change now.

I'll tell you why people keep telling everyone to have kids. Sure there are normies who get married and have kids because, essentially for no other reason, it's what society expects of them and they're afraid to deviate from that model.
But you want to know more, why that became a model in the first place? Why marrying and bearing children is so ingrained in our collective unconsciousness as a vital life step? It's because, in the end, spending one's own life not dedicated to something greater will lead to depression and eventual spiritual nothingness. Every person can either choose higher moral goals to dedicate themselves to, like democratic ideals or ending poverty in your country, or simply dedicate themselves to another person/persons, and most of humanity choose to go for the latter because it's at least ingrained in our DNA and that makes it easier to follow.

You doubt me? Honestly look around you in the larger world or in your own life, and tell me what geezers you find who are happy having never committed themselves once in their lives to higher societal service or to their loved ones? Protip, you won't. For more proof of all this, read some literature or even some basic religious scripts, as the vast majority of both of them agree to these general concepts.

Paid off your mortgage at 28? Honestly gj, man, but you're acting like you can't get married now or something. Nigga, the average marrying age of men in America is 27, so you have no excuses having not settled your financial obligations.

>im going to watch cartoons and eat candy and never ever grow up
go ahead but dont call me immature

GET YOURSELF A WIFE
GET YOURSELF A JOB
YOU'RE LIVING A DREAM
DON'T YOU BE A SLOB

This seems backwards to me all the oldest single man i know that have NEVER been married have accepted that they're growing old and are going to die and yet they are extremely happy with the life they lived and are currently living

no

It's a weezer song.

You can not reproduce all you want but you are still nothing but fucking data
Deciding not to have children doesn't make you better than everyone else, it makes you that penguin in that viral picture who decided to run to the mountains instead of going to the ocean or back to the colony
Run to the mountains all you want there is nothing there, you won't be the first person to do this and you clearly know it

I'm trying with the job.
Then I'll move onto the series of meaningless sexual flings to overcompensate for my lack of love for the first 30 years of my life

You're on the cartoon board of a Mongolian Grilling Tablet lecturing others to be mature. Lemme guess, you're also a devout Christian? Maybe even Catholic or Orthodox?

I want to be a clone
I want a suburban home

>there is nothing there
There's nothing anywhere.

Unfortunately, human beings disgust me. The thought of vaginal and shit smearing in my sheets makes me sick to my soul. Dealing with their emotional mess is also bad.

How old are they
The only person I know who fits the criteria is the saddest person I have ever met, q man in his early 70s who is the Pinnacle of health due to his superior German genes, he cried like a baby when he was fired from his job because he had nothing else and spent the better part of two decades completely alone going to sleep at 4pm
Z he buys and reads the newspaper and he bothers my dad because he only knows my dad and the barber next door
Dad told me once he decided to call one of his friends from his youth and found out they are all dead and have been for years
The guy is rich like really fucking rich but he doesn't spend any money
What can he do? Travel alone? Go to dinner and eat in complete silence?

Dude I love nihilism

No but nice fallacy

Why do people assume only married people can live a happy and fulfilling life?

How?

>It's because, in the end, spending one's own life not dedicated to something greater will lead to depression and eventual spiritual nothingness.

The fuck outta here, faggot.

How many people do you actually speak to? I've met so many motherfuckers who were gonna be the best role model for their kids. They were gonna give them the life they never had. Never raise their voices. Always be calm and patient. And sit still fell apart. Kids are a ~$100,000 to $250,000 investment that takes 18-21 years to pay off. There are plenty of geezers out there as well who were forced into a home at 70 after never hearing form their kids the minute they left home despite being with the best parents imaginable

Kids are like pets: not everyone should have 1. You wanna devout yourself to something higher and above you be a priest, serve food at a soup kitchen, visit Africa and tell me how all those spooky skelly children with flies on their face are a blessing in disguise to their parents.

God-fucking-damn. I'm not even trying to be an edge-lord but your post proves that quality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quantity

So on what ground do you stand? WTF are you doing that makes you, AN ANONYMOUS STRANGER WHO WILL BE 404'd IN A WEEK TOPS, worth anyone's time and respect. Or do you just need to sit the fuck down?

What are you going to replace family with?
Work?
Work is only fufilling for 3% of the population
I don't you have thought this through

>almost done with my mortgage at 28, how many 28 year old kids
dude you're not a "kid" at fucking 28. you can do all the mental gymnastics you want but once you get into the 30s you'll be that "weird" older guy who doesn't have a family yet.

once her menopause hits and she realizes she missed out on her prime biological purpose she'll legit become suicidal. you'll have to be there for her.

Not everyone cares about being alone faggot

I was aimless and bullshitting through depression until I had my kid. I'm still depressed but now I have something to live for and that's a huge relief desu. I can focus all of myself into raising this tiny, fragile soul in the best way possible. I thought having a kid would be the end but now I feel like it's the beginning as corny as that is. It's a cliche for a reason. I totally get it now.

What I don't get are young people who pressure other young people though, I don't give a shit if you breed or not.

Reality?
You are not an xmen, you are human just like everyone else and you are making the same mistake everyone else makes
Look at the upper class, they marry, they don't divorce and they raise children
Look at the lower class they don't marry and if they do it doesn't last, they have abortions, they have meaningless sex, they end up raising children in awful conditions or not at all
What example do you want to follow?

I really need to watch morel orel, I'd probably really like it
>"i'm not ready i don't think ill ever be"
unironically this. No one should have to deal with my baggage

everything else

Oh but you will

Congrats on stating things I already knew. Now why should I treat automatically treat you as a mature individual beyond common courtesy?

I'm sorry you're projecting, if it helps there are other lowlifes just as lonely as you are :(

The "I got BTFO but wanna try and scare him using/projecting my pre-existing insecurities onto a random stranger on Sup Forums" argument.

Not even him but you need to stop posting ow

So nothing
You can say nothing
You will love a life of nothing, you will do nothing and have nothing and you are going to be ok with that

>It's because, in the end, spending one's own life not dedicated to something greater will lead to depression and eventual spiritual nothingness

Marriage has not been spiritual (A sacred contract between two people and God) for decades in first world countries. In fact throughout numerous cultures in human history women and children have been seen as an obstacle in the way of a man's spiritual satisfaction.

Depending on what kind of man you are there are tons of options that can bring you spiritual satisfaction. Spirituality is not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing and if you truly believe that a wife and kids is the highest form of spiritual satisfaction a man can achieve that is hilarious and sad at the same time.

>she missed out on her prime biological purpose she'll legit become suicidal. you'll have to be there for her.
Unless you're experiencing this right now or have large stats to back it up, please stop

So in a world with choice you choose to follow the example of the people who have it worse and experience life the worst

If she is under 30 you can't trust this statement.
>nah she'd never-
Dude I know like three guys minimum who have kids with chicks who were "never gonna have kids yo!"

Oh I'll get laid, OP. Just waiting for robot waifus to become affordable.

Nah. The universe doesn't care about my what I'm supposed to do or my happiness and neither do I.

Good on you user. better to not have a family then have one that suffers on the street while starving, and everyone blaming you for not being able to feed them.

You will be lonely and miserable because you don't want to have a family but you don't have any alternative
I could be wrong, you could be a doctor or a CEO with a six figure salary or maybe you are the pope in wich cases you can have a very fufilling life dedicating yourself to your profession but then again why would someone like that be here?
You are here because you are alone, you are fooling nobody

This. Most women have a clock and they don't know they want kids until that shit goes off. My brother's wife was in that exact boat. No kids, never ever, then suddenly needed a baby.

I think they're stopping reproducing and marriage and social structures altogether, Japan will be very vacant in a few decades, it's not neverland to me, I just was proving your point is garbage.
Also it's Weeb not Week.

I HOPE OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS

Where did I say that? Where did I say I want kids while poor. Where did I say I want kids at all? Why do you assume A) I'm the original guy and B) you know jack fucking shit about my life as a random person?

Think before you type, fuckhead. You're not that smart

Did you even read his post or just skimmed through it? He's not talking about marriager per se, but dedicating yourself to someone or a cause. And I agree with him. All the older people I've met who lack both of these fell prey to alcohol and drug addiction.

>dude you need stats to back up every single claim lmao
childless women are fucking miserable

GIVE UP ON TRYING TO SAVE US

My point is garbage because a society of people who chose to wallow in self pity and their own misery instead of going out and trying anything else is collapsing?

>Run to the mountains all you want there is nothing there

How do you know this i know a lot of single men 40 and older with on children who are a extremely happy with their live. I'm not saying all men should want to live this way or that all men can live this way but for you to say that a man can't find happiness later in his life without a wife and kids is a outright lie

Yeah I'm alone and I don't give a shit . Sorry my positivity towards a solitary lifestyle doesn't match up with your narrow view of life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You should go back and read the post you replied to Wich you clearly didn't

I'm here because I got bored as fuck after getting back from my parents house after a weekend trip up to South Dakota camping. Pretty much waiting for the day to end. Otherwise I won't come back to this website until probs Spooktober

Now I wanna know why you're here right now and how long you've been here. Because until you give me those specifics, I can safely say you're projecting about fears you have for yourself. If you wanna leave, go. I crossed that bridge a long time ago. Just do not think of yourself as some high and mighty intellectual who can see into people's souls. You're cringey as fuck, bro

Re-read your post, it's garbage and meaningless because you think at some point every single person on this board will just decide to up and breed, that's not the case for japan, if a whole country can do it, I'm sure a few shitposters on a mongolian claymation forum can handle it.

>40 and older
Give them a couple years