Post stupid, unfunny shit Marvel has done in attempts at humor

Post stupid, unfunny shit Marvel has done in attempts at humor.

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We all miss Hitler, Johann. We all miss him.

Not gonna lie, that's legit funny

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The Red Skull was literally some random bellhop until Hitler plucked him from obscurity and turned him into the most terrifying Nazi officer ever to live though. That is actually a completely legit thing for Johann to say.

That is the most phoned in shading I have ever seen

why doesn't he just rez hatemonger if he misses him so much?

But this is funny, and what the hell is this thread? Is that the most interesting thing you could come up with? What, are you an idiot or something?

Ach, it's not the same with a CLONE, ja?

Thats actually funny. This however, is fucking retarded and insukting to their villians

MARVEL
COMICS

>implying MODAAK shouldn't be president

i'd vote for him desu

Modok isnt a fucking orange bigoted idiot who hates science

Correct, and that's not Modok. It's MODAAK. Mental Organism Designed As America's King

This could've legitimately been funny, if it wasn't just a cheap shot about Trump hating mexicans

And god do I love him

>fucking orange
What do you have against people of certain skin colours, user? Are you a racist?

This would be more funny if it was just the first sentence, brevity is the soul of wit

to think this wouldn't be acceptable today

The big problem is they lack subtly. Comedy only exists to mock politics but for fuck's sake

What, retards should be gassed. Dont tell me SJWs are now fighting for little potatoes rights

>94551205
That would be the biblethumpers AND the slws

The term 'retard' when used to describe a mentally stunted person was deemed offensive long before the concept of SJWs arose.

Except this story was pretty funny.

Censored swearing in comics always makes me laugh

grawlix is inherently funny

can someone here teach me how to troll properly?

What issue is it from?

Hatemonger isn't a clone, it's Hitler's ghost.

Besides, Johann is about three fiddy clones at this point. I think he may even be a clone of Steve Rogers now.

It's pretty funny because redskull calls out to God as if he actually exists

Fake tan means a fake man.

why the fuck is he eating nachos

>cheesey german accents
>a christmas carol involving nazis
my god, where did marvel go

Why wouldn't he be?
Nachos are great.

he's Batman

>cheesey german accents

it's like you don't even elf

This is funny. And Hitler was a fucking suicidal whiny bitch who was clearly in the closet.

I get it, user.

OH JEEZ! WHY IS MY FAVORITE COMIC COMPANY IS DOING A JOKE ABOUT REDSKULL! I going to write a Essay to why insulting nazis is a sin and degenerate thing to do! Or I might kill myself!

likely a reference to the taco bowl tweet

god that fucking tweet is so god damn stupid
who falls for this shit

But I thought Batman did not eat nachos.

You sound triggered that everyone realizes Marvel is now shit.

Who cares

While you niggas cry about tweets, fucking shadow wars are going on in Capitol Hill and beyond
His twitter account is the pinnacle of PsyOps and fuckin normies fall it every time

You don't even own your own opinion

you know i can't even tell if you're joking or if you're one of those really fucking stupid people who keep influencing our politics

Yes, I'm Antifa

It's funny when the same people who keep calling him stupid will never stop calling for his ruses.

people can build entire careers over replying to a trump tweet, he started banning people on twitter and now they want to sue him over that
the irony of trying to sue donald trump over getting banned on twitter completely lost on them

Gwenpool Holiday Special 2.

look guys, he did it
he posted the thing
what if trump was modok guys?
holy shit my sides
this is the worst marvel thing ever
I better post it every day

No, this is the worst Marvel thing ever.

If these people actually did their jobs, stuff like that would stop happening.

I win

Pic related both for OP and because it's from the same story

You're implying that comics weren't always dumb when Mrs Marvel gave birth to her rapist as early as issue 200.

>when Mrs Marvel gave birth to her rapist as early as issue 200.
Not him but this already sounds stupid without even reading, but please elaborate.

Hitler was a kind, devoted man who was bullied into suicide. All he wanted was a world without international Jewry, but hurtful comments and the Russian army made him feel like he had to take his own life.

Speak out against bullying. Do it for Adolf.

She's cute

Where is this even from? I see it shared around everywhere but I've never actually read where it came from.

And Sup Forums thinks Sup Forums waifufags are bad

I'm here from Sup Forums. It got too retarded, so I'm taking a breather.

Naw not the worst
But it is a great sign of how unabashed Marvel is with injecting their personal politics into their media

Don't use your commercial medium to cry about someone you don't like because reasons
Save that shit for your blog

Why has the Red skull made more and more sense the more time passes? His immigration speech was freaking on point.

It's from Spider-Gwen, I'm pretty sure.

Lol Stalin was Chad

It was.

Remember MODOG?

He was a cheap replacement for MODOK who wouldn't shut up.

Read Avengers v1 #200.

Gee Johann, if you want Adolf inside you so much, why don't you just eat the Cosmic Cube?

One day Ms. Marvel wakes up in her third trimester, which is shocking because she skipped the first two. No one knows why. She gives birth, and the kid quickly grows to be an adult man named Marcus. He explains that he's an interdimensional being who needed to be born into this dimension, so he did it through a woman he though was cute, and he wants to take Carol back to his world to be his wife. She's against it at first, but he uses his psychic powers to make her more receptive. The Avengers congratulate her on her marriage as the happily hypnotized Carol goes off to be his fucktoy.

>Trump hates science

>Wants to start space colonization and is starting a space branch of the armed services

Oh wait, you're one of those "Manmade global warming" retards

HAIL HYDRA! Before you come to arrest me, German "intelligence services", this is a parody post, Also Hydra aren't real Nazis, pls think before storming on my house for "hatespeech" or whatever thanks

Unless I'm mistaken, he was a charlatan didn't actually believe most of the stuff he was saying. He played to their base emotions and desperation for the sole purpose of turning them into a band of murderers/cannon fodder.

>MODOG
now i'm imagining a giant spurdo head

NO, you are thinking of Trump. The Red Skull actually believes what he is saying but he doesn't give a shit and just want to use the people as human bombs.

And this isn't a porn parody? Cause it sounds like one.

That was pretty much him.

Only he was always ranting about Genocide and Capitalism and he had be made by the Advanced Genocide Mechanics.

Tony got annoyed with him and threw him into space.

>Trump hates science if not used for evil
Better?

>attacking the man and not the message

It's the best Ms. Marvel story ever.

Hitler had a very specific humor. One time when he was giving one of my grand uncles the diamond spade order, he asked my grand uncles if he knew from where his last name came from. Grand uncle got weak in the knees said German. And Hitler told him that it isn't true, that Jeske comes from Joshua, which means he is the direct descendent of Jesus and Mary Magdalen. Grand uncle thought that in a second the L.St are going to take him out any second, he only hoped that being an SS officer they will let him shot himself. Hitler seeing his fear only claped him on the face, and said "only a joke mr Jeske" and everyone laughed. Grand uncle on the other hand thought he would shit himself any minute, lucky he was so nervouse before the whole met with Hitler, that he has not eaten anything for a day.

That is Germany for you, also it is illegal to have a opinions and express them on social media, shit is getting nuts. Also loved the touch in the Red Skull speech mentioning the banks, if they named the merchants it would have been a perfect speech reflecting our reality.

getting milkshakes isnt a crime user

Spike Milligan, fuck yeah.

>I'm an intelligent city person who doesn't need to read the news like rural and suburban retards
Well why didn't you just say so.

I somehow doubt it but i'll read it anyways.

??? My name is Karl Jeske son of Andreas, son Of Johnan, son of Otto.

No one said it was.

They merely deserve to be fired for what a horrible job they do. The fatty frosted treats are irrelevant.

HAH!

Good ole Adolf! What a kidder!

This is unironically true, how the hell could someone be stupid enough to deny this?

Everyone did. That's why there was no press on the real event that day: the negotiation of terms for Mike Pence's attachment to the campaign.
They got him as a clean slate candidate and his ancient statement on electoshock therapy got such a phoned in reaction that no one became capable of genuinely hating him like 45% of people do Trump (not to mention probably 60% generally "not liking" him).
It was the most basic iteration of 4d chess.

White trash, always so easy to manipulate.

Only because the original writer saw nothing wrong with it and it took like five years for it to be fixed in any way while the public was calling him a weird fetishist.

And then they called out the shitty writing publicly, via an X-Men book.

Because it's so true they had to do a random 180 the very next page where they all randomly become suicide bombers.

Y'know, just so you know "haha everything he said is wrong, don't believe him haha"

>Post stupid, unfunny shit Marvel has done in attempts at humor.
You might as well storytime all of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Or all of Bendis' Guardians of the Galaxy. Or anything Chip Zdarsky has written.

You kidding? Issue of the year no doubt.

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Joker has no opinions on immigration.

Joker is proud to be an American

He'd probably be all about blowin up Mudslimes

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>another casual who didn't read A Death in the Family

Then he should do that instead.