What are they saying Sup Forums ?

what are they saying Sup Forums ?

> owlturd must die
> yes, but how

inb4 the obvious masturbation joke.

- I'm lonely.
- Want my finger?

Something something Parasyte

>Mom, dad, meet my girlfriend
>Hello

>What is it hand?
>YOU'RE SO FUCKED UP.

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>So you say my penis has a face too?
>Yeah. Quite a guy! We were just making out.

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thanks for making the image so large OP

wouldn't want to miss none of that contrived artwork in it's painstakingly detailed nature

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all phoneposters should be killed

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wanna know the funny part about people who complain about phoneposters?

they're shitposters 90% of the time, posting from their phones.

>he doesn't browse enough to recognize the new trolling style where someone picks several dozen posts blindly and accuses them of being a random boogeyman
I envy you

if you weren't a phoneposter you'd know exactly who is and who isn't one, dumpass

you know what, I don't care anymore. here's your (you).

Yeah I just noticed hes in every thread

Is it weird if I want to strangle you /and/ shake your hand?