America Chavez as a male

I will be making more of these, to show how douchey the dialog sounds when a guy says it. Holy Ejaculation!

Hmmm. I'm not sure if it's any MORE douchey, but I see potential for hilarity here.

Please don't.

Keep going OP

I have faith in you, OP.

>what are you doing at Trump university
That's actually a good question seeing how it's scam school.

Go for it

They're all scam schools user. Every fucking one.

I need to see the original page to know how full of shit OP is.

yes more of this mess

Reach for the stars, op.

Ejaculation isn't the male equivalent of menstruation. The closest analogy would be smegma.

We don't talk much about smegma not because there is this massive misandrist conspiracy, but because it falls under a bodily function taboo. Its not sexist, its just gross. The same thing for period blood, thinking that free bleeders is nasty isn't anti-woman, its anti-gross.

It's this opinion that'll lead to being dependent on more foreign scientists.

Op combined two separate pages of America #1. But he really didn't change much.

What this smeg-head said

It was already a 5 star wanted rating.
Yeah. I see it being a train wreck, to a slightly different kind of trainwreck. But we won't really know untill we crash more trains.

You gonna crash more trains to find out?

I'm pretty sure freebleeding was a false flag thing Sup Forums.

Why yes, I *would* like to upsize my burger combo.

It would help of colleges didn't spend so much time making you memorize the periodic table of gender pronouns.

Post them on tumblr and see what happens

Either way it's equally as obnoxious.

If you want to really make something worthwhile that manages to be both funny and pointing out the flaws of America, I would recommend being careful as to what dialogue you choose to change. A page for page redrawing of America with a male protagonist is good, but if you really want to cement the ridiculous double standards found in America (There's a joke in there but I'm too lazy to find it), only change the pronouns of Americo. Maybe even make him gay on top of that so there's more of a juxtaposition for when he says shit like "Holy Ejaculation", subverting the expected trope of a dudebro protagonist so that you can better identify and exemplify the baffling linguistics of the source material

I doubt you graduate high school let alone been in a college campus.

What is Prodigy doing at a school in the first place? Last I knew he still had all his absorbed skills and knowledge.

good thing so many refugees are scientists we're already covered!

I'm glad Exposition Lady is there to sing the praises of this nobody character

You should switch the gender of the other character too.

America hasn't really accepted any refugees. It's why Europe is overburden with them, cause America refuses to accept responsibility fornthe mess they made.

They are also very poor people who went to europe over other muslim states.

>lol he din go to kollege huuuuuur.
I have MS that I got paid to get, so you'll be flipping those burgers yourself, fatty.

>graduate
Nice grammer, college-boy.

America is the mess Europe made and never cleaned up.
Seems fair.

Nice lie bu no on cares on a maine fishing BBS.

But it's not even an actual university, it's just a quick get rich seminar.

>nice grammer

"Holy smegma" sounds funnier but "holy ejaculation" sounds more obnoxious just like "holy menstruation", so I give it a pass.

How dare you say that about Full Sail and DeVry.

Why is college such a boogeyman for american conservatives?

Why would I lie? That seems like such a strange knee-jerk. Is that what you do, user? Anyway, it was a huge waste of time and I'd never wish grad school on anyone- even you.

It's almost as if women and men are different physically and culturally and held to different standards.

You're like the women who try to compare having big boobs to having big balls, or me who try to compare giving birth to getting kicked in the nuts or passing a kidney stone.

Oddly enough both SJWs and anti-SJWs seem to try and ignore this shit only when it's convenient for them. Going "Yeah but if a [my sex] said this thing that [your sex] said you'd scream bloody murder!" undermines both of their core philosophies.

It's like some kind of bizarro version of those cringey "battle of the sexes" games that were popular in the late 90's.

Because anti-intellectualism is a big issue america is dealing with. Half the people who go to college don't even get a practical degree which only perpetuates that attitude. It also leaves us with antivaxxers and flatearthers.

What did you even go for that it would be considered a waste of time? Especially, if you did it for your job.

>it's sexism when i don't like it
>it's 'just different standards' when I do
cla$$ic

America does accept refugees but not only is there a quota, there's also a 2 year vetting process with biometric screening and numerous interviews. Better safe than sorry

>attack a vermin nest
>don't accept refugee vermin into your home
Makes sense to me.

Just send 1 of these edits with a watermark on it to the Diversity & Comics guy and watch him make at least 1 video about it and 3 about butthurted twitter sjfws.

This is why no one invent you to the block party user
>user shows up anyway
This is why no one likes you in general user

How about you not involve that parasitic cocksucker.

The EU could easily have done the same thing.

You do realise that Syrian refugees only make up 10 to 30 percent of the numbers, right?

Also, because it's harder to swim across the Atlantic than the Mediterranean, ya dumbass.

Wow.

just close your borders, most of the cunts pouring in aren't even from a war zone, they just want welfare

Sup Forums actually.

30 percent is still a large group of people. It's like saying a third of refugees are Syrians.
>it's not a insignificant number.

>syria is only a non-majority fraction of the 'refugees'
>ignoring they're mostly adult men, really gets the neurons firing
>ignoring even further that just because I gas a wasp nest I should take all the ones that survived and put them in my fucking house is a retarded sentiment

This would be better if you didn't change every bit of dialogue breh.

>It's almost as if women and men are different physically and culturally
GTFO back to you misogynist shitlord

So when are they gonna kill her off?

Either that or fire the fucking womanchildren writing this garbage and make her into a respectable person.

It's not America's fault that the EU is retarded enough to bring in hundreds of thousands of illiterate poor fucks from Africa/Middle east.

>ignoring they're mostly adult men
Yeah I tend to ignore things not based in fact.

Enjoy having back and knee troubles at 40 and a poor life Bob
Lol, look forward to years of debt because you fell for the college scam pretentious fucktard. Should have gone to trade school

>donald trump university

Scalia university is RIGHT THERE moron

Either way, you're left with 90 to 70 percent of non-Syrians that no one knows where they came from or what they're doing there, but will take in regardless, no questions asked.

This

Give money or whatever but let them far away, taking 1 refugee is more expensive than saving the life of a dozen people in their own countries by sending suplies to their country so it don't make sense anyway.

The biggest issue isn't even that. The problem is how they did it without any fucking vetting process. I guess germans don't care because it's looking like merkel for another term.

This is like the second or third time I've seen someone bitch about DaC faggot, out of nowhere today. I'm going to assume it's all you, letting your autistic grudge over some youtube fag get to you.
Get a hold of your life and stop shitting up Sup Forums with your autistic grudges.

I lost it at Trump University

>Trump university
Considering the source material, "Zapata university" would make for a better analogy.

They couldn't vet as well as they could because America refuses to take in refugees which leads to surplus that burdens everyone else.

>oh no we fucked Syria so lets take a bunch of welfare queens from nigeria and pakistan!
This will not help syrians.

Germans are fined over criticizing immigration policies on social media. They've been beaten down by their government.

Fuck off. It was europe's choice to be retarded. It had options.

Why? It's not funny at all, none of this is.

They have nobody else. Schulz is a stereotype of a socialist pig.

>You are a racist, Mr. Common Man if you do not want refugees and migrants
>give every MEP a limo with bulletproof windows and specially trained driver since Brussels ain't safe anymore.

Here's hoping FDP will make enough.

>not enjoying someone making Marvel writers mad and is someone that loves the 90s making him a fake comic book guy isnt hilarious.
Idk what you guys consider entertaiment anymore.

They could but choose to not, even if murica took refugees they would still not vet

It's funny in the tragic sense that Marvel peddles garbage like it, and said garbage gets nominations for "serious" awards.

It's not when you criticize immigration, it's for illegal hate speech. That fact that you don't clarify the difference is so suspect, you're obviously trying push an specific narrative here.

I bet you've got a hot source to decry that fact, Ahmed.

Yeah but the joke that it's trump university os not funny, it's cringey.

>hate speech
A nebulous as fuck term. Literally anything can be hate speech. Even this post.

Wtf are you talking about
We accept, on average, about 85000 refugees a year.
For a country not connected by land to the areas being fled, that's pretty high.

Man, i'm surprised twitter hasn't pulled out just because it's harder to spend money monitoring hate speech than it would be to deal with germans.

You don't have a source either though.

>llegal hate speech
I keep forgetting America's one of the only places on the planet with a rational stance on free speech, it's fun.

>go to school
>not a billionaire after graduating
Fucking scams.

Every image I've seen of the huddled masses are like 90-100% doods and there sure ain't any muslim women and eight year old crime sprees being reported

>passing a kidney stone

Women who have had birth and passed a stone, often rate the two very simlarly in pain

Germany has like 2million immigrants. i guess our process of being safe over sorry is the wrong approach. and we should have to deal with terrorist cells every day.

Stating you don't agree with getting refugees in a polite manner CAN be considered hate speech due to racism/xenophobia

>It's not when you criticize immigration, it's for illegal hate speech
Let's pretend that calling for an immigration ban is not labeled as racism by the left, and racism is of course "hate speech"
>That fact that you don't clarify the difference is so suspect, you're obviously trying push an specific narrative here.
Oh, it's another dumblr deflecting criticism of lefty politics by implying implications.

>a surplus that burdens everyone else
is 'wait your fucking turn' that hard to translate into sandnigger speech and post on the border?
are lines haram?

You guys always try to pull this shit, the idea that everything gets labelled as racist so that means nothing can be racist but I think that's bullshit.

>another thread where people argue about politics, immigration, and eventually other bullshit

And no, I don't think you're raiding or whatever, I just think you should discuss it there instead.

>You guys always try to pull this shit
>the idea that everything gets labelled as racist so that means nothing can be racist
Meanwhile, liberals do the exact opposite so that means EVERYTHING can be racist.

it's HILLARYOUS

Why are you defending trump university? Do you think it's an actual university or something and that liberal elites are just shitting on it cause drumpf?

they're literally delusional and uninformed, user
let them drown on their own saliva

There's definitely things that are 'racist', but let's even set aside how fucking retarded jailing people for literal thought crime is.

What defines 'hate speech'? What legal code says, (explicitly, set in stone, unchanged without whatever law-making body's consent), 'hate speech is this, this and this'? Where do you draw the line if not arbitrarily and at the whim of whoever's enforcing the law at this point in time?

CARLOS NO