Oh boi
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Looks fun. Wreck-it Ralph was a strong film.
>Internet
>Logo is a shitty smartphone app icon
Yeah it's gonna suck
That a strange conclusion to make, shat you some hipster with a 90's flip phone
I find it to be poetic justice that all the losers who were clamoring for this unnecessary sequel for no other reason than to jam more video game references in to justify their pop culture knowledge get a sequel that instead shits on their petty pop culture, equating it to chintzy internet memes and tired net jokes ripped from Futurama.
I have a smartphone. But I don't want a movie about it. I don't want a movie about the internet either come to think of it. But I especially don't want a movie about smartphone apps. Like a certain other movie.
user, this has to be one of the most pretentious comments in this site.
Can't wait for my boy.
There are going to be SO MANY ads in this movie you would have thought Sony was behind it. Also if there isnt one porn joke in this, Im writing it off as a failure
>Sup Forums is referenced in the movie
honestly it rings very true
both of these piece of shit hackfests are cash ins on marketing fads created by out of touch jews
And the worst part is it will end up being a complete success because people are dumb.
This might be interesting though if it explores concepts interestingly. Like if Ralph exists in the internet, he could encounter many different copies of both his native game and the sequels. Additionally, the sort of structure that non-games have could be strange. Like is each server what he would see as a massive game, or is each page a unique realm? And of their inhabitants? I suppose the method that this whole thing starts with is that either a computer or network-enabled game is plugged into the power stip that connects games and is seen as a mysterious new frontier.
all these movies are going to seem super dated when the internet doesn't exist anymore.
>Breaks the Internet
>Not Wrecks the Internet
dropped
Wreck it Ralph was 95% dated on launch. Even Hero's Duty is dubious because it was a rail shooter that mimicked console FPS cliches and half the games it parodied have taken hits to popularity.
So how are they going to connect the arcade machines to the internet? That's obviously the same Ralph and Vanellope from Wreck-It-Ralph, so they can't just handwave it as them being in a remake.
>tumblr gets to be in a Disney movie
At least is there won't be a reddit character.
Right?
I really can't stress how bad that title is
also why the fuck does it stray from video games entirely and go into internet stuff? for what purpose
I don't know if that image is suppose to be sweet or lewd.
Yeah. He will be half a thousand pounds too.
I thought Sup Forums was excited for this movie.
What changed?
#EmojiMovie
This is proof that god exists and he hates us more than anything else.
A god that didn't hate its creations would be a very boring god.
I think that would be acceptable compared to this.
>Title mentions "Tumblr inspired character"
>Character's description, nor the rest of the article, mention tumblr at all.
The character sounds more like a buzzfeed character than tumblr. Which isn't better, but the title just sounds like clickbait.
Still doesn't bode well for the actual film though
>Clickbait character described in clickbait terms by the article's title
Woah
Why doesn't it say that Ralph wrecks the internet?
Will there be a Sup Forums character?
>Not called Ralph Wrecks the Internet
0/10
Neck yourself shill.
>pretentious
This word is the last bastion of the brainlet when confronted with words or concepts that make them feel intellectually inadequate.
Im hoping the emoji movie's failure would make them rethink this
Ralph finds out he was Sup Forums all along.
Mr. Litwak installs Wi-Fi at the Arcade.
Sugar Rush has a breakdown, so Ralph and Vannelope go online looking for how to get new parts or some shit, but they get distracted by memes.
Oh hey, the memeface movie. I thought Sup Forums was joking.
All these questions and more were answered excellently about 15 years ago.
I love Vanellope. I'm always thinking about her.
>girl is excited
>guy is worried
why it's never other way around?
5 bucks he'll be the victim of the first slapstick scene
Through Litwak's AC adapter.
>Although we didn’t get a good look at Yesss, based on the reaction to her inclusion in the movie, it is one of the most anticipated roles.
Suuuure
so when will disney do something original again?
When millenials die out and become extinct. So sit back and relax, it's going to be a while.
In all of Sup Forums's waifu nonesensery , she was one character I fell in love with
As much as I agree, the reason is obviously "Breaking the internet" is still hip with the cool kids.
>Mary Poppins Returns
I can't get over this
get over it shitlord
I mean it sounds funny. Makes MP sound like an action hero
next movie will be called Mary Poppins Forever
>next movie will be called Mary Poppins Y'all
I'm sure she'll be a hip edgy tomboy dressed girl kinda like whatshername from the Emoji movie, and she'll be fandom obsessed.
If they fucking say fandom in the movie I'm not watching
It's sweet. Just two friends bonding.
...
I forgot this existed. I remember reading this and watching bonus stage and thinking this was the Pinnacle of Internet entertainment.
>so when will disney do something original again?
When we get a Kingdom Hearts feature film.
user, who even uses "the web" any more everything you need is on the app store!
>Mary Poppins returns
Planificate my assassination immediately
source?
I feel like Sup Forums would make a decent villain.
"Coco" is a new IP, isn't it?
>5 bucks he'll be the victim of the first slapstick scene
It's a cartoon and people don't like seeing girls or little kids get hurt.
Quite being such a faggot about this shit, slapstick has always been a mans game.
Why'd they have to ruin one of the best Disney movie? Besides the shut up and drive scene it's nearly perfect.
>Mary Poppins Returns
>Toy Story 4
>Remakes that no one asked for of classic properties
Someone please end it all
Whats that other shitty LOL POP CULTURE movie coming out tat hs Iron Giant, and Tron, and Duke Nukem, and fucking everything? Player One?
Just blow my brains out now sempie.
Ready Player One. It's the most Reddit movie ever made.