"Leaked Script" R&M

So I guess they're gonna continue the theme of Rick being an absolute pussy?

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First a pickle, then a huge vagina, what will he turn into next?!?

Was just about to post this.
Looks pretty bad to me too, this seems way too tame considering what R&M is supposed to be about. I don't want this show to be a sentimental fucking drama and I could hardly give two shits about what gear this character is driving on lmao. Beth is probably the least interesting character of the family and maybe even show, why she is getting so much attention is well beyond me.

a Morty?

Alright. this whole 'society' experiment clearly failed. can we torch this earth and start over?

>we will never go back to funny, wacky adventures with just Rick and Morty and OCCASIONALLY Summer
>no more subtle scenes where you see Rick does care for Morty

This is the Rick and Beth show now.

THIS.

alright, any show that resembles the old R&M I can watch that doesn't get ruined by the writers wanting to dive into shitty unfunny, unentertaining emotional stuff.

I watch cartoons to get entertained, I watched dramas to get emotional. don't mix the two you fucking dipshit writers.

>Wah Wah why is Rick so mean why can't he learn and grow from his mistakes
>After S3E3
>Wah Wah why isn't Rick mean anymore why do they keep trying to get him to be nicer
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It's not because the writers are women it's because they picked up chicks with no experience. How the fuck did an assistant on the Simpsons get to write episodes on R&M?

And why fix what ain't broke and change the old writers? These ladies must suck a mean dick.

>>Wah Wah why is Rick so mean why can't he learn and grow from his mistakes
Said no one ever.

It is very rare to see the possible death of a once-acclaimed television show play out in real time like this.

Not gonna lie, I have no idea what that means.

Rick cared for Morty in season 1 and 2 though (killing the jellybean king, pictures of Morty in his head when he was about to die...).

Assshole Rick with occasional compassion was the best obviously.

TO BE FAIR this is probably an episode about something happening to rick where he finally cools down but at the last episode he goes back to his usual self. This doesnt mean its good or excusable for it to be this lazy

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Wow Dan Harmon sure is a stupid fuck.

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Here's her retarded tweet, it's still going on.

>eat rick love
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Rick_and_Morty_episodes
none of the episodes is called like that
explain this

>for upcoming episode "Eat, Rick, Love,"
>not in the next 5 episodes listed on wikipedia.
>show will have this weird regretful therapy theme the entire season

you had something so good, justin and harmon. why'd you have to do this?

Does anyone even like Beth? The other 4 family members are way more interesting and funny.

NO ONE LIKES BETH. Make no mistake. All these Sup Forums whiteknights will blame you for pointing this out, but the *only reason* she's been such a highlight in the past 2 episodes is because of female writers. Look at E1. 100% male, she was just as small of a character as she always is.

No, but perhaps they're trying to change that by switching the amount of screentime Beth and Jerry get this time around.

I can't wait until they start asking for better pay, maternity leave, etc only to find out they weren't a diversity hire. They were hires cause it was way cheaper than letting their successors unionize

her involvement makes sense though given the progression of the series, this season is gonna end up with her or rick fucked up

A show always owes it's audience to be good, tho.

It happens all the time with western cartoon, like clockwork.

A comedy show tries to have "lore" and "character growth", but goes for tired cookie cutter sitcomesque development and character arcs because the writers don't have the chops to do anything more than melodrama.

It happened to Adventure Time, it happened to Regular Show, and it's happening to Rick and Morty

Wouldn't this help storyboarders by telling them what's going on?

>Season 2
>The show is shit

>Season 3
>The show is shit BECAUSE OF WOMEN

Stop getting sand in your vagina. If Dan Harmon wants to make a big deal about how season 3 of Rick and Morty was written by women, then naturally if season 3 sucks the blame will go to said overly publicized women

My problem with season 2 wasn't as consistent as the first season. My problem with season 3 is that I'm not really emotionally invested enough in the characters to care about a divorce story arc, on top of the problems that season 2 had.

You shouldn't be in first gear if you're driving, first gear is for setting off from a stationary position. Is Beth driving at 4 miles an hour? Dumb lady writer

Wow, Sup Forums really gets triggered over anything. Sad.

>lady writer
I fucking knew it!
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Excuse my autism, but holy fuck these guys are smart. Harmon is fanning this "female writer vs male writer" shit on purpose to either garner popularity for the season through controversy, justify their phoned in writing through scapegoating, or to just have a giggle at the fighting. Think about it, they know the whole "women aren't funny" thing is believable, they know full well about the "anti-SJW behavior" they're sub-reddit partakes in (I don't think they give much of a shit about Sup Forums), and they know that same sub-reddit will shit their pants at the any and all "feminazi" rhetoric in their show, so it makes total sense that they would use it to their advantage, whatever that advantage may be.

What I think went on is that they posted that thing about them hiring new female writers and that picture of the male and female writers eating some faggy meal either intentionally or non, but saw the backlash from cynics who presumed the worst (for good reason desu), and decided to use that to, again, either jumpstart some buzz, or to have a giggle, by making it abundantly clear what episodes were written by females, and what weren't.

Think, why would Rick be so fucking emotional this season? Harmon and Roiland aren't complete dumbasses, they knew it felt out of character, just listen to Rick's delivery in Pickle Rick. It sounds like, at times, even Roiland knows how fucking stupid they actually sound. They must've knew the therapist scene was out of place and was damn near sterotypical of what you'd expect from female writers. And to have that very same therapist look like the writer? Do we know if Harmon and Roiland commented or referenced the whole Jared thing?

Again, autistic ramblings, but if my hypothesis is true, then this might be the greatest 'fuck with the fans' moment an Adult Swim's show has ever pulled off. Season still sucks though,I'll just wait for the reveal.

Gentlemen, that a joke script. There is no such person as Linda Silk. They said the kids were at the sewing camp for cripe's sake.

That being said, I don't know what kind of joke he's trying to make. Some kind of comment on the female writers obviously, but it almost sounds like he's making fun of women and how they "shift gears" constantly so that nobody knows what the hell they're talking about.

It certainly doesn't help that said female writers are being as catty as possible on twitter, thereby proving their critics right. I never understand how people supposedly so secure in their positions will do that immediately.

>it's because they picked up chicks with no experience
That's a lie though.

>it's because they picked up chicks with (little to) no (qualifications)

fix'd

>have to tank through one more episode from a "Lady Writer"
>the episode after isn't even guaranteed to not have another one write it
>the episode in the OP isn't even listed yet on upcoming episodes

You should get out more

When Dexter was becoming complete shit, someone took a screencap of the showrunner's Instagram.

It was him and the rest of the writers on the show, he was a guy, maybe fifty, and the rest were late twenties, early thirties women.

Seemed kinda relevant to the whole lady writers are shit thing.

>Specifying "Lady Writer"
I would honestly be pissed if my boss referred to me as such. How the fuck is R&M being considered "progressive" for hiring women when they won't shut the fuck up about hiring women?

to be fair annoying orange doesn't really count as a qualification

>Death
Normies unironically adore the shit out of Pickle Rick and the past 2 eps have had some of the best ratings AS has ever gotten.

i like beth more than jerry atleast

To be honest, if the show doesn't end with Rick alone through his own dishonesty, greed, and selfishness and alienating his family blood, I will be disappointed. If he doesn't harbor terrible regret after the alienation, all is for naught. I would also accept the ending looking bleak for his companionship, and at the last moment Morty comes in and it's an awkward but heartfelt moment.

>it owes you nothing
That's objectively untrue. A show owes its success to its fans, er go the fans deserve a good show.

>Rick's never apologized to Beth before when she's upset with him
DYEWTS?

That's stupid and you're stupid

>do you even wear the shit
>do you even want to sex
Which one is it? There is a huge difference in terms of pleasure between the two.

You're stupid and your arguments stupid - oh wait, no argument. Keep up the shitposting.

I had a manager at a former retail job who would hire 90% women, most of them fairly young and attractive and it was obvious why.

Harmon strikes me as the same.

>cookie cutter sitcomesque development and character arcs
Ironic that many sitcoms are able to pull off the same thing but actually well. Probably because most of the people working on TV shows are writers who ACTUALLY want to go somewhere in life while animation has lower standards and sometimes don't even go past a second draft of things.

Unless Harmon is re-writing all your dialogue, of course.

What's this? Women driving cars? Where did society go wrong.

why are they having non-stop family drama? why?
nobody watched the show for family drama, they watched it for comedic deconstructions of sci-fi tropes and occasional dark endings that showed rick's middle school nihilistic view of the world.
nobody gave a shit about the family drama except the abusive relationship between rick and morty.
people want to watch the main characters having an adventure in a post apcalypse wasteland, not the main characters talking about their feelings on divorce while all the post apocalypse action happens off screen

Makes sense. You could say HE ASKED FOR IT? Winkwinknudgenudge you're all whiny pathetic babies.

>it happened to Regular Show
Kinda, S8 was forced rush hack garbage but it happened in 3 weeks so there wasn't a chance to watch it die, and it wasn't 100% planned

AT keeps building lore last minute and has been for nearly 6 seasons

>sex appeal helps sell
If you're implying he's a potential perv I could believe that. Was the retail store cosmetic, such as clothing? Because young and attractive sell. If it was in Sears young and attractive also help sell, just not as much.

nigger

This. Rick's love for his friends and family comes out on rare occasion, showing that he is (as is mentioned a handful of times in the fucking show by other Ricks) not completely nihilistic and indifferent towards their lives like he PRETENDS. They played this up super hard with him turning himself in at the end of season 2 (which was the best episode of the series, imo) And then they just threw all that fucking character development out the God damn window in season 3. Why are the damn character's in developing? I liked the Rick who pretended not to care but actually somewhat cares. This asshole we have in s3 is unrelatable and no longer enjoyable to watch.

There's probably a reason why Kari Wahlgren was modeling those Rick & Morty shirts with no pants on.

You don't need a script or major plot to storyboard a cartoon.

But even then, I'm not saying there shouldn't be a main plot, but that the current one is overdone and too mundane/serious for R&M.

Sounds like he's being open to his daughter, which is nice for a change. He'll probably go back to being dick grandpa when he gets fed up with her.

Oh, a rape joke, that's nice.

Don't worry, goys, ZOG here. Once we perfect cloning, the weaker sex will be gradually phased out. Males will become the source for new and improved men and women. SJWs vs Alt-Cucks is sort of a training poligon of ours to see how long will it take for the females to destroy themselves and the braindead nazis to go with them.

LADY writer, we have LADY WROTERS, applaud us!!

At least they can probably spell better than you.

Reminder that pickle rick is a universally loved episode:
imdb.com/title/tt5218268/

Reminder that Sup Forums is going to try and convince as many people as possible it's a bad episode because it was made by a female writer

Reminder that Sup Forums will try to convince you the writer of pickle rick has no credentials even though she has much higher credentials than many of the males who wrote for Rick and Morty before (Gao was nominated for awards twice for her writing in Silicon Valley)

>IMDB
>For a single episode

Alright, you got me tripfag, this is good bait.

I like this, in the end it's gonna be just Rick and Morty again.

its like saying you want bojack horseman to be entirely about celebrity jokes and references to hollywood personas

>Only 2 upcoming episodes so far with a veteran writer
Don't let me down Ridley, because my expectations for Vindictors is really low since movie parodies are terrible.

That's really the issue so far with this season - there isn't a decent balance of humor and drama, with more focus of the humor and sci-fi then the drama

Stop spamming this IMBD shit E V E R Y W H E R E and saying it as if that's a grade all of humanity attributed to.

Only fans would be voting anyway, and not all of them think "huh, time to go rate it on IMBD" after watching.

ABCs of Beth sounds entirely insufferable

It's the 6th highest rated episode on imdb

Even if only fans are voting, it still means pickle rick is the 6th most loved episode by fans

Mike McMahan was a producer assistant for southpark and he doesn't have any notable writing credentials, yet he got accepted writing for rick and morty:

imdb.com/name/nm0572982/

How is this any different?

rickshank redemption got over 7000 votes
total rickall got over 5400 votes
wedding squanchers, close rick-counters and the ricks must be crazy ALL got over 4000 votes.

Then, we get pickle rick, which is right now at slightly over 2500 votes.

Every episode after that got between 3000 and 4500 votes total.

No I'm no statistician but maybe, maybe, once pickle rick gets the same amount of votes as all the other episodes, around the 4K mark, it will drop from 6th place.

Every even the all catalyst death immunity, can't ask for a better deal than man. If I had to make it a question I are first, but not with the glaring issue of men writing every episode.

At the end all I have to say are the fact that adding women writers can only do good positively, as it now appeals to a wider audience crowd, notice? how the next 2 episodes in the 3rd season got bigger and views? It's because they appealed to more people.

The only is place can go is up, they make a good decesion, who gives a shit what Sup Forums is thinking at the? they aren't the main target, that's clear. Adding women was the single best rejuvenation technique as it brought in fresh viewers. I think if they make a Season 4 just leave out the men writers completely, it's clear their version of series wasn't getting as much attention as it is now, and it's way more funny and hell it's nice to see Sup Forums get their face smashed in sometime.

Not the same fans might've voted, it's a very big tossup and not worth making 2+ threads and many posts about as a way to cease hate and objections. Fucking autist.

The best thing you can do is ignore the tripfag friend, she's not going to listen to any criticism of the episode and cite any grievances towards sexism and keep using the same tired argument that disliking the episode is wrong because it's got a high rating on IMDB.

Ignore her, don't give her the attention she craves.

You're fucking retarded

He's said before that he's male. You're just saying "she" because that's the great hate choice right now, aren't you?

>women writers
>"Let's talk about our feelings!"
Did you guys seriously not see this coming?

THATS NOT RICK!

No, not really. I'm not advocating for them removing the main plot, but I'd prefer for the majority of the show to still be comedic and weird. I firmly believe you can have a good main story without it drowning out the rest of the show, kind of like what they did in the first half of the second season.

That's funny because the female writers are literally making a rape joke about how it'll be easier if they're not resisted.

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Sup Forums

This isn't "leaked", stupid fucking Sup Forums

Why the fuck do you think it was in quotes you fucking brainlet?

Then script shouldn't have been in quotes

>Sup Forums
>Giving the slightest fuck about a cartoon
Pickle one

I pickle...RICK!

>Reminder that Sup Forums is going to try and convince as many people as possible it's a bad episode because it was made by a female writer
God you're a nuisance, not because of your autistic whiteknighting, not because of your inability to see where you're not wanted, and not because of you constantly being braindead by repeating the same 3 things in every Rick and Morty thread.

You're a nuisance because you keep having this above it all mentality, nearly pretentious. Bumping your own autistic threads no one cares about like "they'll be here any time now", saying Sup Forums is the dirty fiend saying these bad women things and acting like you're so fucking smart for cracking the code, and for EVER god damn thinking those stupid IMDb ratings will make us think "gee, maybe we were irrational pointing out the facts, better shut up, enjoy the episodes, and praise crazyaga for showing me the light. Keep fighting the good fight man, and don't stop when the chips are down and everyone is against you!"

Just a reminder, you've made a name for yourself as a male feminist mad at Sup Forums for not being tumblr and ruining every thread you enter and immediately jump to scapegoats when a big bad misogynist says something. Not just that, but you actively white knight, shoehorn, and praise women hard as shit.

also that time you pretentiously copied a S3 female writer evidence thread and rewrote it, while it was still fucking active, in a "but THIS is the right thread everybody" manner.

>It's a Sup Forums pretends women ruined R&M despite that the show has been hated here since it got popular with season 2 so now retroactively acts like previous R&M was good episode

Rick and Morty was always bad to okay. The only new good thing is the animation. Better [as] shows deserve the budget Rick and Morty is getting.

Rick and Morty was a fun show about Rick and Morty. Now its Tales of the Divorcee starring borderline neglectful Beth

Simpsons seasons 1-8

Can women just stick to porn and voice acting
stop ruining shit

It did on the first episode and it was written by a guy

>Popular in season 2
Bitch it's been popular. We had giant threads praising the first two leaked episodes. It wasn't until Get Shifty hit that people started jumping ship and shit posting, and odd coincidence it was an episode based on memeing the concept and had the after credit scene just be a character purposely made to be memed.

The rest of the season being a slog of mediocrity didn't help stop the shitposters talking about how bad the show's getting until that decent season finale hit.

Now we're getting episodes that either are weak like the premiere or make Get Shifty seem good by comparison like the last two. Especially the last one which, like Get Swiffer was based around a meme concept, all of the promotional material was basically, PICKLE RICK GUYS! MEME THIS UP! HIT UP OUR INSTAGRAM WITH PICKLE RICK MEMES GUY! WATCH FOR PICKLE RICK! And ended the episode with a cooler concept, scenario and character than ever presented through out the episode until, whoops, let's put in another memey character.

No you fuckers were complaining last season about Summer tagging along, the second shitty cable episode, not to mention Beth and Jerry still being a couple.

is right, Sup Forums was complaining already about the show being shit, bad wimmen writers is just making you faggots look back to season 2 with rose colored tinted glasses but the shit writing was already there regardless of the writer's sex.

or if you still have a decent body go to /hm/ and cam whore.