How do you feel about Peter being trans in the MCU?
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I'm okay with this only if the big black girl was trans as well.
She looks like it for sure.
Except the actor himself is a cis male and Peter Parker has always been a cis male.
>Tumblr strikes again.
Right? I'm liking this more and more.
It's like the internet wants Peter to be raped.
Honestly, I would not care if he was or not.
The movie has far to many problems in characterizing Spider-Man/Peter Parker.
And the core comic book series is doing so horrible at the same point above that I am just worn out as a fan.
They could literally kill the 616 Peter and replace him with you name it for the next 20 years and I could care so little.
>>Peter's penis fell out when he starts packing
>>Peter tries to deny being a girl
WELL WHICH IS IT?! Is he a girl dressed up as a boy or a boy that's not dressing up like a girl?!
I bet she wrote this with one hand.
Fucking cuntboy fujos.
Man I honestly wouldn't care, but nowadays that's the same as actively going out and stomping on some random MtF on the streets.
Girls can have penises, user.
Pretty sure no one bullied Peter for being smart seeing as how being a nerd is "cool" now. They even turned Flash into a spic and made him a nerd too. Peter was made fun of because he was a loner who did what appeared to be weird shit
This kid never been bullied before? Or do these tumblrites actually believe that no one suffers outside their world?
Miles will replace him in the MCU in a few years.
It's obvious they are setting him up. They even brought in his uncle.
Liz? I always felt MJ looked the most boy like.
Unless they're a genetic freak of nature, no, they can't
They made fun of him because he hung out with one dude and still played with legos.
Why not just turn Miles into a girl have her be Pete's black love interest-Oh wait, Hollywood hates White Male on Black Female romance.
Where have you been? Bullying is no longer "acceptable" these days. People get up in arms and whine about it now so you can't even show it in a light hearted manner, unless its a girl bullying a boy
Both of Peter's love interests in the movie are already black.
She could be cis though and Parker could be trans and lesbian at the same time. Happens all the time around here.
Tumblr is a place where people have no idea what the real world is like.
How the he'll is not learning how to tie a tie something that points to him being trans? I didn't learn how to tie one until I was 18 and being short is not an something that points to being transgendered as far as I'm aware of.
They wouldn't, no one would watch the movie
Naw man, they made her look tomboyish on purpose, but she's feminine and pretty. The big girl (she's 27 portraying an 18 yo lmao) has some... weird body proportions IMO, like big shoulders for her frame.
If she turned out to be trans I wouldn't be THAT surprised.
Go away, Trump
>Even though most 15y0 boys have tied ties before...
Did anyone here know how to tie a tie at 15? Because I sure as hell didn't.
>Miles will replace him in the MCU in a few years.
the movie people aren't that retarded, that would sink the franchise.
wait, is it sony or marvel who makes these? maybe they are that retarded.
I did. But I'm English so school uniform.
Not
Literally who?
i'm fucking 22 and i still don't know how to.
>grow up in a time when bullying was okay
>got bullied as a kid
>feel stronger today because of it
Feels good to be 90s kid.
Both
I cannot tie a tie because I am really bad at it.
Shit, I'm 31 and I still don't. I just use clip ons
you walked around in a suit and a fedora without a tier till you were 18? you mad man.
Most FtMs are bisexual. Testosterone makes them want to fuck everything.
Same. Kids today are too fucking soft and don't want to persevere. They want the world to be nice to them and they're going to have a rude awakening once they become an adult
I'm 25 and I worked for a couple of years at a place that required wearing a tie daily, and everyday I put on the same shitty clip on tie.
That's not hot though.
I thought this Flash was Pakistani?
If people complained about the MJ thing enough for Marvel to decide and back off from doing anything with the character and pretend that she was never intended to be Mary Jane, you are foolish if you think people are going to buy Miles.
the writers of the movie definitely made him secretly trans as a little wink wink nudge nudge to the mentally handicapped on the internet
>his penis fell out
hahah what has this ever happened to anyone
That is true, only gay man fuck more and without a care what the partner is.
Nobody gives a fuck about the stupid corners of tumblr that create this stupid bullshit.
The actor is Guatemalan.
it doesn't have to be hot for you.
Amy Pascal's production studio was in charge of this movie. The same person who approved Female Ghostbusters, Dark Tower, the Emoji Movie, bought Zoe Quinn's book rights, and wanted Amy Schumer to play Barbie. She's why we are getting a Miles animated movie. She wants Miles to be the main Spider-Man.
>Shorter than the entirety of the cast
Except he's not? He's definitely taller than Flash.
And besides, Marvel puts out a restriction in their movies that Peter Parker must be a white heterosexual male.
When you get a real 40 hours job your bosses will talk down to you and scream to make you work harder? Normal people realize that and work harder. The next day the bosses are normal.
Kids today are going to cry when they get yelled at.
Honestly its probably just op looking for attention. He probably posted it on Sup Forums and a LOL thread on Sup Forums.
It does though, fetishes should cater to me first.
What this guy said The backlash from people who know a little of MJ was so big that I doubt that a Miles Morales centric Spider-Man movie without Peter Parker would be a disaster.
Though only successful from the people who say that Marvel Studios does no wrong.
Seems legit.
They should just turn the Michelle character into NUMiles.
My high school bully got cancer and died at 22. Never knew how to feel about that one.
>Female Ghostbusters
Bombed.
>Dark Tower
Bombed, though to be fair Tom Rothman fucked with it.
>Emoji Movie
Bombed.
>Zoe Quinn's book rights
That movie deal fell off.
>Barbie
Amy Schumer was dropped from the project.
The best thing Miles will ever have is the animated movie set in its own minor corner, but he ain't gonna replace Peter in the MCU.
How soon til Sony bites it?
And then complain to HR and start a shit show. It's already happening user, people who were coddled as children going put into the real world and being surprised that someone is going to talk down to them for doing stupid shit. They make a scene to HR and next thing you know you have to have sensitivity training
This is Amy Pascal we are talking about, user. The money doesn't matter, only the diversity and progressiveness matter. Miles will be Spidey no matter.
Huh. Im bad at telling race.
There is just about a 99% chance this is satire, user, don't take it too seriously.
Muh dik
Sony pictures? Maybe in a year or two if they keep making flops because the maps are getting tired of the Jews shit there. Or they might just fire everyone and restart it because Sony television is still relatively successful. The rest of Sony is doing fine, Ps4 is still the best selling console right now worldwide
>Pascal was born on March 25, 1958 in Los Angeles, California.[1] Her father, Anthony H. Pascal, was an economic researcher at the RAND Corporation who wrote about African American social inequality and the cost of AIDS.[1][2] Her mother, Barbara Pascal, was a librarian and owner of an art bookstore, Artworks.[1][2][3][4] Pascal attended Crossroads School in Santa Monica.[1][5] She then worked as a bookkeeper at Crossroads School while getting her international relations degree at UCLA.[1][5][3][6] She is Jewish.[7]
>She is Jewish
>new guy gets hired
>bit of a drama queen but hey he's young, he'll adapt
>not
>one time tells me he has explosive anger issues so he might just walk out at time and I shouldn't worry about it
>laugh and say don't be an idiot
>week later he walks out middle of his shift, straight up tells the boss he's going
>boss says don't come back
>this guy, this fucking guy, has the nerve to call in sick the next day
>is asked why he would bother when he's fired
>boss hangs up and that's the last we ever heard from him
Dude was a loser, I'm ashamed to admit I talked Sup Forums with him.
I fully agree.
If I was never bullied, I would have never learned not to take shit from other people, and not let insults get to me.
You've gotta learn that people are shitty early on.
I've had to tie a tie three times this year and I failed each time and needed help.
This is some dumb shit. I'm 23 and I cant tie a tie even though I wore one every week day for about 14 years. I just got someone else to tie it for me and made sure to never untie it.
>"penis parker" is actually a transphobic insult. when peter first started packing, it fell out of his pants and flash has never let him live it down.
I can't even tell what he means by this. Is he saying his dick fell off and rolled all the way down his pant leg?
I couldn't tie a tie until 17 and I didn't hit my growth spurt until the end of high school. Guess we're both trans user
this really really sounds like a joke
He's known for a role where he played an Indian, so it's not all on you.
Have you never dropped your penis in public?
To be fair it's the padded shoulders making her look very broad in that pic. She's more of a beanpole with a large head.
Not sure if REEEE
If Peter Parker's semen were like webbing and he were trans and they just announced that MCU Peter Parker is officially trans, Peter's orgasmic joy over a resounding blow against the manarchy resulting in excessive ejaculation would still not be able to produce a long enough strand of semen-webbing for Peter to swing from even an infinite height in order to build up the momentum to leap and grasp at the straw that guy is grasping at.
On the one hand the actor doesn't have to be exactly what they're portraying. That's the point of acting.
On the other hand this is just stupid tumblr "pander to me or I'll scream" bullshit.
Go back to tumblr, along with your trans headcanons.
que dice?
>implying Pascal has a sincere bone in her body
She's just a panderer for money. However she happens to be really bad at it.
She has no hips and somewhat mannish arms and hands.
I'm just sayin' there's a chance.
>Disney says fuck it and outsources Marvel comics to DC
>Spider-Man meets Lord Fanny
I think he might be from Burgerland, I'm pretty sure most parents eat the foreskin after they cut it off or something over there. That's why the silly shits tie old socks around their necks and try to pass them off as scarves.
>old socks
That's a snake, user,
>Jock looking asshole pretending nerds don't get bullied
Every time
At least she passes as the chad she wants to be
Feminine penises?
>the actor himself is a cis male
Just saying, Eddie Redmayne's a cis guy and got an Oscar nod for "The Danish Girl". It's called acting bruh
Ever read that story about a bunch of interns getting the boot for staging a protest against their dress code?
The politically correct term is "ladystick".
>No one knows how to tie a tie
FFS, don't you people wear suits to church, weddings, formal events as kids? Clip-ons are for 5 year olds. A half-Windsor is super easy to learn.
Will only happen if the complainer is a woman, minority, or claims to be trans. "Soft boys" and the like will be out of luck, and get picked on even harder by asshole bosses because the other groups are now untouchable.
That said, I'm glad bullying is taken more seriously now. Getting bullied isn't any fun, and I wasn't even one of the kids who got beaten up.
"Packing" would be putting stuff in the underwear so it looks like a bulge.
You know, like the thing you do to disguise your micropenis.
What the fuck went wrong with society that people are so obsessed with everything being lgbt. Sure, they shouldn't be killed or harresed, but they shouldn't be portrayed in popular media as something common or normal.
Disgusting.
>interns thinking they have rights
Every generation some of these idiots need to be taught their place.
It's just a fad like any other. Kids rebelling against the older generations trying to find their place in the world. This one just has a broader social element that causes some people to take it more seriously that it should be.
Ramona really let herself go.
Okay, benefit of the doubt here.
You're born with a vagina. You realize you're trans, you feel more comfortable as a boy, you are for all intents and purposes a boy. You go on testosterone. You know that society says "boy = dick", and so you try to fit that expectation. How? Depends. Maybe Peter's a nerd who read Monstrous Regiment and shoved a pair of socks in his shorts. I personally went to grade school with a trans boy who would wear panties, then put on a pair of boxer briefs, and stick one of those jelly tubes in the briefs.
I know this because it was a Catholic grade school and they made him undress down to his panties in front of the whole class while we called him a sinner. He later hung himself at 12 years old, and that was when I, also 12, left the church for good. But I digress.
One day in the locker rooms, Peter's changing and the pair of socks falls out. Or, he's not changing, and they fall out his shorts leg. Or Flash cockshots him, and realizes that dick doesn't feel like a wad of cotton. Flash sees this, and maybe Flash realizes Peter's "actually a girl", or just thinks Peter has a tiny dick and is trying to compensate. Flash teases him about it, calls him "Penis Parker".
Does that clear things up?
But Ed was playing a man in that movie.
Don't feel bad for it either. My grandfather was a policeman in LA. He was even a part of a few riots. He never wore anything but clip ons, and encouraged me to never wear a real tie either.
>So you can't be grabbed by it and strangled.
I decided just to take him at his word and not ask about his experience.