I want to fuck smol green girl

i want to fuck smol green girl

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Don't fuck little green.

Gems' bodies are constructs made of light, and most (if not all) Gems are asexual, so they wouldn't even form sets of genitals.

Peridot's most likely smooth like a Barbie doll down there.

> So... why Pearl, Garnet & Amethyst had bikini in a shit episode, HUH?
Rebecca Sugar is a bitch, and you're licking her balls.

>Gems' bodies are constructs made of light, and most (if not all) Gems are asexual, so they wouldn't even form sets of genitals.
>Peridot's most likely smooth like a Barbie doll down there.
I mean, sure but a mouth's a mouth.

They can morph you know. You could probably request that they turn into a giant vagina or something.

Or you know... fuck their Gemstone.

They can make themselves vaginas. This is canon. That is how Steven was made.

Unless they shapeshift a vagruba

presenting the superior small green space nerd

How lewd

We all do user

We're talking about Peridot, remember?

>captcha: VICTORIA PRIVATA
Not today, sadly.

average SU fan

>average SU fan
average Sup Forums fan more like

>i want to fuck this character
>she might look like child but its actually thousands of years old so its ok

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i want to fuck huge purple man

was she just mindlessly meme-ing or was this a comment about how absurd it is to sexualize such simplistic character designs?

The first, just having some fun

boku hug no fug

>that Lapis didn't paint her legs
>she's just wearing blue stockings

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Looks good enough to me. Fuck I wanna smash

I agree

Good choice

What ABOUT Peridot?

She'd probably get into the online CPH shipping community, come face-to-face with human reproductive systems, and her OCD would force her to research them thoroughly.

>tfw no smut about Peridot's mind being melted by ALL THE PORN

But it was confirmed in Too Short To Ride that Peridot, being an Era 2 gem, lacks the ability to shape-shift. So no, you don't get to plow her tiny green vaginey, because she can't physically form one.

Indeed. At the very least, she has the proper hookups.

This is one of my favorite pictures.

I dunno what it is, it had been like 10 years since the last time I had a crush on a cartoon character, I don't have a fetish for her body type or anything, but she instantly won me over

Which episode was that?

She has been indoctrinated to love human penis.

She's a disgusting squishy, so that already culls her from the running.

Aack! Ack ack!!

She's smart, wacky, slightly deranged, and emotionally vulnerable. She's the perfect balance of lovable and difficult to love.

And her personality suggests she'd be very easily flustered by simple things like handholding and kissing

I've not kept up with the show recently, but she seemed, from what I saw, starved for love and alienated from nature, like all her people.

she still has a mouth.

Nah, peridot doesn't have the body proportions of a kid (unless you draw her as such) canon wise she's more of a tiny woman. Sort of in line with a shortstack.

Peridot can't shapeshift, at all.

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Yeah, her head and torso are scaled to an adult-size body so the audience wouldn't figure out she was really short until she lost her limb enhancers.

I don't really look at any of the "short gems" as being kids just because they're short. Amethyst doesn't seem like a little kid even though she's about the same size as Steven. The only ones who seem sort of kiddish is maybe Rubies, but that's mainly because most of them are stupid as fuck like kids tend to be, but Regular Ruby seems about the same approximate age as Sapphire when it comes to how much of an adult she is. All the gems pop out of their kindergardens fully formed anyways, so whatever.

Aha, but surely she can alter her form after she's been poofed, no? It would be the ultimate act of love, trust, and lewdness, letting you stab her before penetrating her in another way.

She didn't change the last time she was poofed desu.

Why would she? It seemed like she didn't even realize she'd been poofed by the way she was trying to draw her blaster.

Also, do you really have to rain on my Perisex parade?

I derive pleasure from being all sorts of killjoy.

>Peridot's most likely smooth like a Barbie doll down there.
Steven's mom grew a vag and nipples, peridot could do the same

To spite you, I will now draw Peridot anally riding the penis.

>Not one single naked (but tastefully censored) Peridot in this thread

I'm extremely dissapointed in all of you

She canonically can't do that.

She also thought she had no powers, give it time

>"Steven! I wanna show you something amazing!"
>"What is it?"
>Peridot flashes Steven her big green varguba

If she poofs and spends enough time reforming, she doesn't need to be able to shapeshift - she can create a default form with all of the appropriate plumbing.

>Peridot will never surprise you by climbing into your lap, awkwardly kissing and licking your face and neck
>ywn push her away believing this is just a pointless tease
>swn guide your fingers to a newly formed, wet slit
...and now I am depressed.

see

:(

Why doesn't the artist understand perspective?

The depressed blue one is better.

I've never watched this Tumblr show, but how do they get rid of waste? If so, I'd like to stick it in that hole

They can shapeshift digestive systems for themselves and expel waste just like everyone else. It's one of the major reasons Pearl finds the entire concept of eating to be disgusting.

They don't usually eat. But when they do, shapeshifting.

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Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak memes stronger.

>her head and torso are scaled
>implying anyone on SU ever gave a fuck about model consistency

Does anyone have that pastebin of the ReaderXPeridot cuddling fanfic because that was cute as fuck