Voltron: Legendary Defender /vld/

Coran's hiding some deep shit.

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Do you honestly think he's going to get to do much besides be comic relief?

Anyone else find themselves really liking Allura after this season? I always found her bland before, but she got super cute this season. To the point where she might even be best girl

Galra babies are cute and great for making fur coats.

can Coran shapeshift and tear metal doors off their hinges like Allura can?

It would be nice to see Coran taking part in more fights but I'm not sure how skilled he is when it comes to that.
I always like her but she was really good this season.
NO

For kuronfags who want to be sad.

I always kinda liked her. But this season she catapulted herself to the front of the line.
She was extremely fun and cute with her I-have-no-idea-what-I'm-doing-but-I'm-giving-it-my-best-shot attitude and especially her solid bromance with Lance.
I really want them to interact a lot more next season.

What is it with Keith and hippos?

They're fat, stinky and ugly like Kuron is is. So Keith likes them.

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Hippos have the biggest cock, and Keith is that much of slut

Kuron is love.
Kuron is life.
Kuron a miracle of the universe.
Kuron may do some bad things in the future, but he still a good person, inside and out.
Kuron not for bully.
Kuron for tender love and care.
Kuron is you.
Kuron is me.
We are all Kuron, and Kuron is all of us.

>you will never have a bunch of attractive girls try to make out with you because they're fujos

What am I looking at here?

I want a harem of slutty girls dressed like Keith. How do I obtain this?

gotta love the mice

Tumblr post on a quiz on what Lion you would have in the new guidebook. Choosing mostly Bs would give you the Red Lion, and the answer to the question on the top is B, a hippopotamus

>hearty home cooked meals

Shiro confirmed for liking his own cooking?

The photographer (the Keith cosplayer is her girlfriend) is also a cosplayer. Her Instagram has some lewds
>instagram.com/fricklefracklemarco/

Satan is the answer. That or cloning.

>they're both actually ugly

Also the porn shit is just creepy.

Friendly reminder that Shiro is worst boy.

Why is Keith so obsessed with putting an end to Zarkon's empire? Sure it's their mission but none of the other paladins would have reacted like a bloodthirsty maniac at this situation. Don't tell me he has another secret past/link to Zarkon etc?

Keith's entire character is inconsistent and his motivations make no sense.

Allura was always my favorite character, but I also always felt disappointed with how the writers handled her seasons 1+2 and I liked the bits of personality they showed behind her 'mature' and composed exterior. This season had pretty much what I imagined that personality would be like if it got expanded on a bit more, so I'm satisfied in that regard.
Honestly I want more moments where she just lets go in front of the paladins and acts more like her age, as well as more vulnerable moments around the paladins just to help deepen their overall bond and because most of those moments usually had her repressing her feelings before talking to the others, or they just never saw them(like Allura with the blue lion).

I'm not picky when it comes to girls and her jasmine cosplay is doing shit for me.

>Black Lion was able to detect Shiro

How do the clonefags explain away this fact? Why would Black sense some fucko who isn't actually Shiro?

Because Keith was desperate for any type of Shiro.

It's because she couldn't sense him until he had a flashback. People figure its because he's somehow linked to the real Shiro but Black knows he's not quite the real deal.

It's because he's a dirty race traitor.

Because they took his husbando twice and replaced him with a clone.

I quite honestly despise the space mom and dad meme and wish it would die. It greatly detracts from both their characters and reduces them to parental figures. Has Allura's age reveal managed to shut up tumblr with the space mom shit?

More proof that Keith is worst boy with second worst fans.

They stole his waifu too much.

Same. I never saw Allura as being old (hence why I never got the hype about Shallura), and she's actually more fun when she goofs around with the younger paladins.

I can understand more where they're coming from with Shiro being space dad, though I wish they'd stop that because that man does not have his shit together and it's sad that he's being reduced to some cardboard cut-out of a person who is.

>they gave Shiro a cool metal arm
>Keith: I'll put an end to the Galra empire

>they took Allura away
>Keith: let's leave her guys

?????? What the shit?

>and especially her solid bromance with Lance.

it's a romance, my man

He just has a boner for best boy and loses all logic when it comes to him.

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He just didn't want to save her too soon, so Galra could give her a coll metal arm too

They kidnapped, tortured, and fucked with Shiro's brain for ages, user. On two separate occasions.

She's been confirmed a teenager multiple times, but I've seen fans keep going on about how "19 still counts as a teenager" or "she's adult-coded" and claiming that they aged Allura down to make Kallura not creepy, as if the staff doesn't plan things ahead or something.
I never paid attention to the fandom until this year so all the "space mom" stuff and age discourse was genuinely surprising to me because I always saw Allura as a teenager, plus she literally looks no older than Lance, Keith, and Hunk.

That was in season 1 though.

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And then they kidnapped, tortured, and fucked with his brain yet again in S3.

>Shallura
>19 still counts as a teenager
>Keith (18) x Shiro
>predatory age gap

>allura captured
Let's be logical guys, it's foolish to run in after her with voltron.
>shiro missing
GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Priorities, I guess.

>plus she literally looks no older than Lance, Keith, and Hunk

Eh, she looks slightly older, but that's probably because she comes off as tall.

Yeah, no wonder Sheith fags are seeing things.

I honestly didn't care about her at all going into the series.
I was fully interested in Pidge.
But Allura won me over.
I'd like to see her becoming less delicate, but I appreicate that their taking it naturally.
They can't flip her personality to suit the whim of every plot point.

I hate when series become a string of wacky statements with no respect to the personality of the character saying it.

Then he should know what could have happened if they left Allura there.

I've noticed tumblrfags only get like this about age gap ships with two dudes or women in. They're hyper critical of gay pairings but ignore shit like april/andy in parks and rec or eugene/rapunzel or sophie/howl with the same age gaps.
Meanwhile Shiro/Keith and shit like Pharah/Mercy gets ripped on for being TOO PREDATORY THIS IS HURTING THE CHILDREN.
Pretty funny.

Didn't Allura tell them not to come after her though? Bit of a difference there. And this was prior to any development made between them.

They weren't even really close at the time though. If she got kidnapped now, he'd probably flip his shit.

To be fair, Keith isn't actually 19 yet and there are 18 year olds still in high school.

I think she's considerably shorter than Lance and Hunk at least. Maybe Keith is just a manlet?

That's true, Keith didn't seem to give a fuck for Allura in season 1, they barely interacted anyways. Their interactions started in season 2. However, Shiro and Keith seem to know each other for a while, maybe since Keith's childhood. So it kind of makes sense for Keith to act this way.

That's a good Lance face.
Allura pls go.

I was fucking a 27 year old when I was 18. It's fine, and it was fun. It's a normie thing though, so tumblr kids who overanalyse cartoons probably won't get it.

Bah, the only time Lance and Allura should be in bed together is when they pick up some space slut from a bar together for a threesome.

He didn't even care when she was spiralling down into the abyss in Thayserix.

Speaking as a 26 year old, Sheith gives me the creeps and does seem predatory. The notion of fucking a teenager is just too gross to me.

>dreamworks face

Okay what do you think Allura's rebellious youth phase was?
Even if she was a model princess, she's got enough street smarts to indicate real world experience.
She bum around bars at space college?
She join a band of intergalactic hippie travelers?
Black metal?
Has she tried space-weed?

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I wish they never released the ages. I feel like they only did that to appease (or fuck with) the crazy masses who care about that shit. Since when are we supposed to care for the ages of fictional characters when it's not plot-relevant?

We don't have official heights, do we? I don't know if just everyone is just too tall but Keith is definitely a manlet compared to the others. Is Allura the same height as him tho? I thought she is slightly taller than him but I'm not quite sure.

They'll be unsuccessful and then wind up fucking each other in front of a disgusted Coran while telling themselves this counts as a threesome.

Here are their heights. Make your manlet judgement accordingly.

And Shiro was safe with them. There was no need to be all fuck you Zarkon when he wasn't even the one who experienced the torture.

Is it in America? Literally no one in my country is still in school after 16-17, except retards.

He's just compact, user. Built for speed.

I love _heith.

>implying there aren't a horde of aliens wanting to fuck the hero of the universe and a princess

Underrated ship

Allura is taller than Lance and Keith? Damn, she a giantess.

I personally don't mind about the ages when it comes to shipping but I just can't see Sheith as a couple but more as family/friends one. I may be mistaken but wasn't there a post or whatever it was from the staff saying that Shiro is a father figure to Pidge and a brother figure to Keith?

I can't believe that they teased us with evil empress Allura but we never got to see it.

American typically graduate at 18/19
Candians typically graduate at 17/18
Which country are you in?

Isn't he too old to be Pidge's father figure when he's literally the same age as her brother?

She hung out with Galra punks since this was before the Alteans got genocided and she turned racist

>Keith and Lance suddenly the same height while Allura is taller than both
Huh, this show is a bit inconsistent I guess.

And for good reason.

Hunk belongs to Lance.

>I feel like they only did that to appease (or fuck with) the crazy masses who care about that shit
Maybe they did it because of that, or maybe they didn't. It's in a book and not in the show anyway so I don't know why would you be bothered. Books gotta sell somehow, y'know.

I think it's fully dependant on a situation. There are 18/25+ y/o relationships that are fine and functional, but there has to be an element of trust and equality, which Shiro/Keith has, but something like Shiro/Lance doesn't have. The fact theyre both mature and on the same level, in space fighting a robot war and both think of eachother as leaders is what makes it non-creepy to me.

Regardless though, cartoon pairings are mever gonna be like irl pairings because normalfags don't focus or care so much. Look at most disney flick age gaps.

You mean too young?

This, Hunk does not deserve to deal with someone so mentally unstable

Oh shit, I'm a retard. Yes that's what I meant.

I don't know, user. I may be wrong it hasn't been long since I saw it tho. But I tend to forget easily.

I love Hance but that bonding episode in the Weblum between the two of them was pretty good.

I want Allura to snusnu Lance and Hunk.

I initially thought they would be like the Kamina and Simon of VLD, especially since this show is obviously influenced by TTGL. But Keith's obsession/yanhomo tendencies is really making it hard to think so.

I want Ezor to flirt with Lance.

Why does Keith always get compared to a cat and Pidge a bird?

>not Zethrid

Lame.

Best girl deserves someone better.

Yeah. I think Keith is definitely more bearable when he's dealing with people 1-on-1. Whether it be Shiro, Allura, Lance, Hunk, (I'm not sure if he's had a moment alone with Pidge?) he seems more relaxed and less of a prick that way.

>but there has to be an element of trust and equality

I can't really see that being possible with a teenager. They really are at completely different places, developmentally speaking. Not to mention there wouldn't really be a common ground since we're also emotionally in completely different places.

I dunno, I see anons saying they dated 27 year olds when they were 18, but all I can think is that there was something very wrong with that 27 year old to be alright with that or not feel like some creep taking advantage of a dumb teenager.

Who do you suggest, user?

Keith is a Galra.
Pidge, I have no idea.