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Can she be redeemed?

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>Can she be redeemed?

ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF HORSECOCK

>Aradia, for once in her life, lost track of the time. She screamed, clawing his shoulders after the third, kicking and squirming after one of the ones that followed. Not in pain, though - which Equius made a mental note of with a very satisfied smile.

why redeem her? Just accept that she'll be a slut for the rest of her time.

Gotta love the arabae.

i want a gf

s-source on the story?

Aranea is more sympathetic and better-written than all other characters in Homestuck.

Do you think, with her broken joyful mind and new life, that Aradia sometimes just wanders into a city, and presents herself to them? Just smiles, gets down on her knees, and waits.

Also I unironically love crystalmethequins so much that it's my favorite track.

Everything she did was awful and drove the timeline towards ruin. She was a huge fuck up and she double died for it.

>mistaking doing awful things for being poorly written

I bet you're a DaveKat fan.

Okay, that's one way to read my post. A smarter, more correct way to read it would be that I was referring to the "sympathetic" part, not the "well written" part, seeing as my post was saying she isn't sympathetic.

You can always depend on equara to deliver some quality S&M shit.
Although this one isn't centered around that.
crosstemporal-insurgent.tumblr.com/post/164052997676/okay-complicated-request-time-but-equara

Yes with John

thoughts on non God Tier aradias?

I think there is some argument that Aranea is sympathetic, but I don't think she's the MOST. It doesn't justify her ultimate actions, but christ I would've committed sudoku if I was born with her powers.

>tfw the last time we saw john was him starring blankly at the ceiling in lonely ennui
>tfw he wont get lalonde pussy because tweet guy would rather dress roxy in earth-toned masculine clothes

>crosstemporal-insurgent.tumblr.com/post/164052997676/okay-complicated-request-time-but-equara

I'm not the asker but... Thank you user

Here's a freebie aradiabot

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That fleeting time when we thought Lord English might be a good villain.

>That one John/Aradia fic will never update
Fuck why do I want that so much

Also if you are a nostalgiafag like me right you might want to check nepetaquest on mspfa it seems they finally restored the goddamn pages... almost all of them but it's still something.

Now if only fucking scarvenrot did the same for those missing guidestuck pages.

>thicc goat girl and giant muscular horse man
This'll end good

>Act Omega is davekat canonizing

Into the trash it goes.

Is that the one with fat Karkat?

How many teen suicides will happen when davekat doesn't occur?

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That's a yes then. This shit was doomed from the start.
Reading comments, they were watching troll brokeback mountain? Why? That makes no fucking sense for either character.

>ywn have the art skills to make a comic of a young, scared looking Handmaid in her room being talked to by Doc Scratch, telling her that his master will be visiting tonight, and she should prepare herself for his... appetites
>Alone in the darkness sitting on her bed with knees in her arms as increasingly loud footsteps approach, cutting to her wide eyed stare at the closed door
>The door crashes open as the huge figure of LE is silhouetted in the blackness
>He switches on the lights and he's standing there with a bouquet of roses and a stupid grin on his face
>Cut to the two of them at a candlelit dinner as LE clasps her hand and tells her "Your eyes are like an ocean...", as she stares longingly at the nearest electrical outlet.

Act Omega was shit immediately after Resume. Hell, by the time it reached Caliborn and Calliope it was cringey trash with zero redeeming qualities.

Wait, I don't remember this in Act Omega. When did this happen?

Was that ever good? I thought it was filled with shitty headcanon stuff, things even Hussie didn't have the bad sense to do.

It started off good, trying to fix lots of the post--retcon mistakes. However, trying to make Calliope good is an impossible task doomed to fail.

What fic?

If it was trying to fix the post-retcon instead of straight up ignoring it, it was already doomed.

Hussie is definitely Chuck Tingle.

He's not. He's not funny enough to be him anymore.

Fuck off /r/homestuck

The evidence is undeniable.

>Zoe's Adventure game Kickstarterter
>Cohen is working on it

>horses
>gay porn
>meta-humor
>Lovecraftian horrors
>Crude MSPA style

Cohen is working on it because of Quinn, not because of Hussie. Fuck off /r/homestuck

Aradia is for Feferi ONLY. Aradia is a true lover of fish tacos

>time travel/multiple timelines
>"love is real" AKA "magic is real"
>obsession with normie memes (fidget spinners, Trump, Blue/Yellow dress)

twitter.com/ChuckTingle?
Look at his twitter header picture thing. It's very similar to the Soul Portrait thing and that horse painting he owns.

Yeah, but again, not funny enough. Hussie hasn't the talent that Chuck has.

Makin don't you have dicks to go suck

At least it's not r/hiveswap tho.

Fuck that hellhole.

I'm not Makin.

>muscular horse man AKA Fine art reviews
>fondly observe crustacean
>horroterror tentacle
>arcane WIZARD writing
>also a doughnut for some reason

You're starting to see connections where there are none.

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At least 100 000 of them are Equius' lovehate gfs. Pretty neat.

>This'll end good
>dubs of truth

You betcha!

>Hussie can't even finish a fucking comic or a simple game, yet reddit thinks he can write a whole cornucopia of gay porn when he doesn't even have the conviction to canonize davekat

why would aradia gain weight

Started writing books in Dec. 2014.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

>pirates, ghosts, bigfoot (bigfoot from Byron's barty anderson videos)

>Project Tingler [True Name Concealed Until Release to Protect From Dark Magics]
>HELP PROVE LOVE IS REAL
>NAVIGATE THE TINGLEVERSE in search of your cute son (name of Jon)

kickstarter.com/projects/703752115/kickstarted-in-the-butt-a-chuck-tingle-digital-adv

>bigfoot (bigfoot from Byron's barty anderson videos)


God damn you are really reaching

aradia has always been thicc
poor rust ram girl needed to eat when she could since she never knew when her next meal was

>obsession with drinking milk
>buckaroo (cowboy - horses)
>talks with a typing quick (all lower case except for IMPORTANT WORDS) just like the narrator in MSPA

Not a big fan here but is was cute

His actual novels don't read anything like Hussie's writing. And again, Hussie isn't funny anymore. He's demonstrably lost any sense of talent or quality.

that doesn't make sense.
If she didn't have a regular source of food she couldn't gain weight like that
and if she did have enough food to gain like that she would be running the risk of starving.

you're fucking stupid and should kill yourself. get your fat fetish shit away from my waifu

This one
archiveofourown.org/works/2684318/chapters/6004580

>davekat
It's trash. Acknowledging that Dave would quickly go back to Jade was one of the few things Hussie got right post retcon.

legs for DAYS

>i enjoy checkers and sport like watching THE BIG GAME with son jon
>there are timelines where writing it not allowed this is a very scary place and lies danerously close to The Void

youtube.com/watch?v=QgX6UP64taA

Just woke up from a dream where I was licking and kissing Jade's feet as she slept.
What the fuck.

aradia has a big fat ass, big bazongas and a cute tummy. this is not up for debate. it simply is.

consider sollux. the canon chubby chaser.

his other target of lust was fatferi.

it's like poetry, it rhymes.

>TFW they would rather have Roxy as a pedo dyke than have her be straight with John

You have issues Rose.

"Everyone lusts after Jade" is my favorite AU

I love Dave fucking Karkat after being done with Terezi!

I love Shelby ruining Homestuck by forcing all her favorite ships to come true!

She was strapped down to a bunk in some sort of giant ship/submarine with a bunch of other women. I just had my way with her

I'll kill you

Oh lighten up you dumb.

Thiccradia is also nice. No need to make sense.

When is Shelby gonna get Zuked

homestuck threads are AUs now?

Pregnant with foals.

>footballer
>anthro horse

I'm talking like, an AU where all the boys and girls who like girls want to fuck poor Jade stupid.

so basically the opposite of canon

Actually in canon I'm pretty sure Jade has had the most people on her out of any girl

Jade's the most lusted-after girl in canon, dumb nonreader.

tavros and...?

>Dave
>Eridan
>Karkat
>Nepeta apparently

Fucking really? Goddamn reddit I know it's been a while but at least remember basic parts of the comic.

wrong
he does that with everyone
wrong
no?

not an argument kid

These days Homestuck isn't about canon, it's about what you feel is right. That's why JadeRose is somehow popular.

>wrong
Did you miss the whole fucking thing where Karkat had a fantasy about Jade making out with herself or are you just being stupid on purpose

or johnrose

rose belongs with terezi only

>had my way with her
You said you just kissed her feet.

Karkat is gay. Those were just intrusive thoughts, that's why he shoo'd them away.

Had my way with her feet of course

Okay, stupid on purpose. Dumb redditposter.

Davekat is canon, friendo.

Jade's feet are not her.

Shows what you know about feet...

I just like something where Rose lusts after Jade. Not the modern JadeRose thing but something where Rose is basically straight up lowkey molesting a busty straight jade.

Except Johnrose made sense with their chemistry and the canon

>Dante Basco
>Cohen Edenfield
>John Warren (wheelchair guy from Homestuck 2.0)

All involved in Zoe Quinn's Chuck Tingle Adventure Game Kickstarter.

Go away, Hussie's sister in law. You already got your dumb penis Ouija reference, let your shitty ship sink already.

Anything prior to the retcon isn't canon anymore.

>implying canon ships can sink

Everything post retcon is SHIT