She is too hot to play Squirrel Girl

She is too hot to play Squirrel Girl.

Is there some kind of live action squirrel girl thing going on?

No she isnt. Her ass is flat as hell.

She has a nice ass. I hope they don't make her lose weight or hide it.

"Marvel's New Warriors" on ABC Family or whatever it is called now.

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Yes user, in fact there is a live action Squirrel Girl live action movie that is live action and is a movie to watch. It's a movie of the Marvel property Squirrel Girl, it is coming out soon so please go watch it in theaters

I forgot to mention Squirrel Girl is the team leader and main character.

I think its on Freeform

She's Hollywood ugly.
Which is like 8/10 to the rest of the world.

I was hoping for someone a little more tomboyish. Those curves don't say tomboy.

This. You can't have someone ugly in Hollywood unless they're a joke actor like Melissa McCarthy or Wayne Knight.

ok

The new Squirrel Girl art makes me think of Lena Dunham

That's just the jeans

t. hamplanet

wtf I love squirrel girl now

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Wait, is this an actual panel, or is it shoped?

at least she isn't the lena dunham squirrel girl comic

They know what they're doing. $$$

Actual panel. There are a lot of repeating panels before the three you see here.

Victor is a good man at heart.

Holy shit muh

That would be like complaining for getting Kat Dennings to play Raven in a TITans film, I wouldn't be mad.

>those fat jew tits
>that beaming smile
I'm rock hard right now so perhaps you're right OP.

I can't wait to see the fluffy tail but I can't imagine what she'd look like with the teeth.

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That is the flattest thing ever. Literally 180 degrees.

I thought she was a turkroach

She shoulda been Carol Danvers cause BOOBS.

Her thighs must chafe a lot.

Please tell me theres more

That is so incredibly fantastic, I almost don't believe it exists.

The dude who made it is the hero we need.

Squirrel Girl? This hoe looks more like Squirrel Mom
that's really NICE

>Ara ara, user~
>Would you like some help burying your nuts for the winter?

For once I hope Marvel comics takes on all that synergy.

What does that even mean? Plus she's probably wearing khakis

No one should play Squirrel Girl. We should all be doing our part in forgetting Squirrel Girl exists.

Joke fucking character. What a world.

>She's Hollywood ugly.
she's prettier than most "hot" actresses I've seen

As I am not a nigger nor a nig-sympathizer, who gives a shit?

wat

ignore him he's irish

ironically irish like ass more than most euros. In fact I'm not sure anyone likes a completely flat ass if roman statues are any indication.

you are too tumblr to complain on Sup Forums

The memetic effort to make large asses more attractive is perpetrated by Jew controlled media as part of their "everything black people like is cool" narrative. As a side effect it makes fat housewives feel better about themselves.

Well that's one way to do self-awareness.

>being this new

You sure? This is a Greek fertility idol from over 6000 years ago.

But everything black people like IS cool

source: black

Yeah, crack, endless crime, welfare, abandoning your family, blaming other people for your problems, being only 12% of the population yet committing 70% of the crime and being the only cross-racial rapists sure is cool.

>everything I know about different cultures I learned from neo-nazis

>not indulging in lewd ass and hips
are you gay?

There's no way anyone is delusional enough to believe that this is true

Fuck me...this means I have to give it a shot...

> I'm a fucking retard crossie who's gonna drop some sick truth bombs

really activated my almonds I'm sure

probably that the pants squeeze her hips and push the fat into her ass

anyway flat-ass-user is a huge faggot, she's got the face, the tits, the hips, she'd be literally a cartoon character with an ass just as fat

>tfw no matter what costume they give her it will be lewd

nigga did you fail art history?
the archetypal feminine for the Greeks and Romans looked like this
the only aberration was Verism, which focused on aging rather than obesity

Hey!, Squirrel Girl is hot...
Sometimes.

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>being only 12% of the population yet committing 70% of the crime
I wonder if anons keep phrasing the stat like that people might starting thinking the 70% or 50% is the portion that are criminals.

Look up Cycladic fertility icons. 4500-4000 BCE, in the now Greek Islands. Twice the age of the classical era.

It's not even a reliable stat. How many crimes are committed every single day that are never reported?

>Literally 180 degrees.
Good

idk that's pretty plump bottom
>inb4 they modeled them off men

Damn, should've been power girl.

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Callipygian

>Cycladic
>Aegean culture, not Greek
>just one island of many
I mean it's still cool stuff but there's a reason that shit didn't take off
it's true that a lot of them were because they would literally recycle old statues

>All the guys looking at her ass as she walks away
>Her breast bouncing as she's gets up
And she some how isn't married

she's not married because she's a sexually free new-age woman who likes sleeping around

You don't have to believe me, do what I did, check FBI and DOJ crime statistics. Black people are trash.

I was thinking myself they're re going to use more or less that costume design due to it being the less ridiculous looking in live action.

Unnnfff

Squirrel Girl is a perfectly fine character(honestly the writing in her solo book isn't even that bad, it's the art that sucks)

I'd say any of her modern costumes are fine, they're all pretty practical by Superhero standards

not sure what that has to do with my post I wasn't even denying a difference in crime rates, just wondering whether or not a particular stat was being over exaggerated. If a particular stat doesn't apply to most or even half a group, why do most get that label? Even checking those stats puts it at 5%

Using his own source against him? A-user, I...

whoa, my thoughts put to paper

GEEET OUT OF MYYYY HEAD!!!

And no tits. poor thing. At least she's half attractive.
From behind.

T H I C C

>Sheer dress, thigh-highs and garters

My THE DICK

Wasn't this the woman who cried on instagram during the WW movie?

yeah. it was during an interview with director after the movie.

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She's got literally nothing...

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>Waste Kat Dennings on Raven
Why?

Yeah fuck me for wanting a nice ass on a woman. The ass is the centerpiece without it everything gets bogged down.

Your bait is shit

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wtf man this is just disrespectful man. i can't even see a crest underneath the cheeks.

Do you not know how degrees work?

What made you think its her?