Ara ara, Peter!

ara ara, Peter!

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>ara ara

>But, Peter, I'm such an old woman. Wouldn't you prefer a girl your own age?

>Tom Holland
>with a girl

>fuh huah huah
>peter, you've been a naughty nephew.
>i've seen what you've been doing with my panties in the laundry hamper.

He was willing to date Zendaya for his career until she shot it down. He can pretend.

>I got a steady job as a stripper so don't worry about making ends meet Peter just go with your billionaire superhero sugar daddy

>peter dont come inside me even though im old im still fertile and today is one of my dangerous days

>implying a diamond-cut, hormone-addled young man who has made millions wearing tights isn't blowing it on massive bisexual orgies with Zendaya.

Come on, user, start living in the real world. He probably has people tongue his prostate with ruby studs until he webslings all over fangirls.

>this may and usm may
stop it please.

what the fuck, May?
I told you not to read my manga.

He better be glad. His powers also let him bench press that woman onto his dick.

No he wasn't

What's the point of hiding it when it's so fucking obvious?

That was just media hype, which may or may not have been incited by Sony as part of a calculated marketing stunt.

Tom Holland himself is only one feather cape away from being another Liberace.

>HE WORE TIGHTS FOR A SINGING COMPETITION ONCE
>HE COULD ONLY LOVE COCK
>EWWWW
>EEWWWW

Would you please grow up?

yes, he's totally cishet and wants to marry you, user.

From what I got of the whole deal. Holland would have vaguely gone along with it. As he's at least good friends with her and doesn't mind him and his twink hanging round the place. But she didn''t want to beard. Was that wrong?

He literally wears matching necklaces with his 'best friend' and spent a week alone with him before Christmas

No, he was making fun of it on Twitter and had tweeted it to Zendaya who mocked it as well.

>assuming someone's a woman
>on Sup Forums

I changed my mind. YOU need to grow up.

Have you considered the possibility that he fucks both?

>fufufufu, Peter

>Have you considered the possibility that he fucks both?
That at least is possible.

>Have you considered the possibility that he fucks both?
He's too gay to be bi.

bifags are the worst they are just homophobes pretending to be gay

>assuming someone is a well-developed boy
>on Sup Forums

Glad to see homophobe has lost any meaning.

>[Peter goes harder]

>ARA ARA

>homophobes pretending to be gay
I cannot for the life of me figure out what you actually meant

Incidentally, I think Liz's actress looked better here than she did in the film.

So is he actually gay or is it all speculation?

He looks like a fag through and through. It's obvious as fuck.

/lgbt/ pls go back to your containment board

>He's too gay to be bi.
He had a girlfriend. So did Harrison and he's about 2x as gay as Holland is (which is an achievement in itself desu.)

>Homophobes pretending to be gay.

Isn't that not only the opposite of what Tom is doing, but rather ot even what we're talking about?

God, I swear some people keep amazing me with their retardness.

>he looks like a fag
>I've spent so little time in the real world, I've never seen an effeminate man fucking a hot woman
>it is in fact possible that I've never seen a hot woman

When did Harrison have a girlfriend?

Reasonably founded speculation that either he's fucking the guy, or it's a Turk and JD level bromance.

>Peter no, oh god my maternal instincts are reacting and womb is lowering and positioning itself to take on his cum

It's speculation, because the guy's so deep into the closet he's paying rent in narnia.

>He had a girlfriend.
So did plenty of gay men before coming out or admitting to themselves they're into penis. Neil Patrick Harris was a known ladykiller back in the era.

Nice projecting.

At a glance this guy could be Kaine

just two guys being dudes

Literally what the fuck

Same girl so I assume she was his.
>thegayuk.com/hot-rising-brit-star-tom-holland-out-on-double-date-at-planet-hollywood/

the twist is the girls are also both gay and it's a four-way beard situation

Tom Holland isn't gay. He's just British.

Either that, or it's like a r63 version of Korra.

That's coded gay. Can't blame them, seeing how they have the ugliest women on the planet, I would be gay too.

Sometimes people are gay AND British.

Apropos to nothing, Harrison has one of the most British faces I've ever seen.

he has a really gay face

Aww yeah someone else is a fan of the Titus Brand!