Why is Dick such a cheap whore?

Why is Dick such a cheap whore?

No, but seriously, what the fuck am I watching?

Is there a mega or magnet link out already?

Found it
>that guy trying to chat about how hot Shiva is to Batman

Is that sexy Granny Goodness?

This. I mean, fuck, it's either the greatest thing I've ever watched or the most lolrandum shitty one. I can't decide. And all dat Harley fanservice. All those Batman facial expressions.

I'm giving it major points for not making Nightwing a chump for maybe the first time in a DC movie. Also for the blatent naughty bits to earn it's (I assume) R rating, and being clearly for those of us who grew up with the DCAU and BTAS, going out of it's way to fit into the canon without stating it is.

(I mean, is Batman allowed to be so cheerful after Tim got tortured to madness? Yet, right down to the vehicles, Dick's mullet being mentioned, the Joker being 'gone' even if they never give the context, Harley retired, ect)

what movie is this?

It's sexy errything.

>Inb4 filenames. I pre-ordered my copy weeks ago and paid upfront. This is just early-access as far as I'm concerned.

Does she still talk like Ed Asner?

Batman and Harley Quinn. You won't know what the fuck you were watching. It's either amazing or terrible. All the fanservice might be altering my perception towards amazing.

Shit tier parenting turned him into a whore

Her VA has changed, ir's the blond girl from Big Bang Theory, and it is jarring at first, but you get used to it. Hearing Batman and Robin reunited is amazing though, especially after watching some of the early BTAS episodes over the last few days.

It's also reaction image gold.

The girl from Big Bang plays Granny Goodness?

...

is this super-hooters or something?

Fuck, sorry, misunderstood. no, she's Harley. That's just a waitress. It's a heroine and villain themed Hooters-like bar.

Yes...

>It's a heroine and villain themed Hooters-like bar.

Is there a Zatanna

I just wish....

He thinks you meant Harley

...existed.

Sadly, no.

No, you do know. It's fucking awful and proves Timm really is a hack without Dini.

Yeah, my bad, blood isn't going to my brain for some reason.

>Sadly, no.

Then fuck the whole thing

Also, try harder OP. there are better shots of that scene.

Okay, yeah, it's clearly random shit pandering to nostalgia and our sex drives. Thing is, it fucking worked.

I can't stand Harley and the more they try to get me too the more I can't stand her

To be fair, this was beautiful. As was a certain someones amazing enterance... and how it played out.

How about her body? Because Timm goes half way to actually animating the naughty pictures he drew off-the-record.

Every single time she is portrayed without him it just reinforces my view that Harley is only good when she is the Joker's abused girlfriend and nothing more

I mean, an entire scene where she was singing, but Timm has her contorting and throwing her tits and ass around.

Didn't work for me. More stupid Timm shipping because he thinks just because characters interact with each other they have to fuck. The dude is a embarrassment, and trying to link this shitty, poorly animated movie with DCAU is just fucking sad.

there is even something for meme fans. Braaaap.

>Timm appealing to fart fetishists
He's officially gotten to his lowest point, and he was already pretty low with his degenerate shipping being inserted into adaptations.
How will he top this, lads?

Eh, Harley just wanted some fun in a dry spell, and Dick is Dick. She's bored afterwards, and has no interest in anything else. It's pretty clear as ever that Ivy is her go-to for actual love and affection. And Joker is gone, because Tim put a funny flag in his chest.

Man, even exactly what I wanted animated made me depressed. Really need to revisit that sailing aroind the world thing I had planned now.

Oh wow, you're such a good screenshotter, user. Your parents must be proud.

Y-you don't want a minute long fart gag starring Harley and a stern Batman? You monster...

What about? The clown thing doesn't do it for me and frankly there's no shortage of way hotter super heroines who aren't psychotic murdering lol so random meme whores.

Im so desensitized to cheap fanservice that it just comes of as the desperate cry for attention it is.

And we're done

kek, salty bro?

They brought back the robot clown.

This. Fanservice from a shit tier girl like Harley means nothing to me.

How about this? Because women getting punched out brutally is hilarious, right! Right?!

Everyone's jealous of your screenshotting prowess. You must be rolling in the pussy.

Swamp Thing?

Post Swamp Thing, who is in this movie for absolutely no reason.

>Remember, since they do nothing to actually seperate this form the DCAU/BTAS, and in fact drop a half dozen hints it is part of it, this happens within months/years of her being part of Tim being trually and horrifically tortured to the point of madness.

Floronic Man

>Dick fucks Harley despite her helping torture Tim in the DCAU
>Dick fucks Starfire after Tim's funeral in the comics
Tim's pain gives him sexual urges I guess

Man that fan fiction you made up sure is making you upset.

See

He just wants to bury his man-pain in some pussy.

This makes Dick seem like an awful person then. So this was Timms plan. Make Dick look bad so that you won't feel bad for Batman fucking his ex gf Babs. Timm is the worst.

You know it bro.

>Pops up to save the day when all seems lost. He chides the bad guy... and then in what is clearly supposed to be a gag he leaves to commune with the green without actually doing anything.
>Floric Man thing it's hilarious.
>All is lost.
>Harley suggest just setting him on fire.
>Image related is literal last scene, aside from an after credits gag.

Swamp Thing also shows up. Did you even finish watching it?

anybody got a link?

I guess burning the Floronic Man to death doesn't count as breaking the no-kill code because he's more plant than person at this point?

Isn't it great that The Joker, Nightwing, and Poison Ivy are all eskimo brothers now?

How does it make Dick look bad? If anything it makes Tim look worse for raping and killing Catwoman.

Honestly, I sorta liked it, in the same ay I would a parady. I wouldn't have spent all this time otherwise. It's just a really fucking weird project start to finish. I mean, this had even a limited cinema release? Da fuck?

It's only terrible if you take it seriously. Which you probably should, considering how long it's been since the last DCAU feature or show. Reviving this style and characters for this shit seems bizarre, to say the least.
Even then, I enjoyed it somewhat.

The fuck is this and is it on demand?

What is this "on demand" you speak of? Some kind of new torrent tracker?

Eh, it's hard to take any of it serious enough to be pissed off really. It really is random. I mean, from Batman drinking molk taking off his belt, and then grinning (image related), beore fighting, to the fart joke, to Swamp Thing turning up being played for laughs, and that double kiss ending and Harley ending up a reality tv show presenter. It's all really strange. There is no tone as such.

It really does sound like Bruce Timm's badly written fanfiction rather than any kind of serious movie

Cabel thing. I'm poor and afraid to download anything. Need to spend 500 dollars to get a new fucking mattress.

>I'm poor

You'd be less poor if you didn't waste your money on cable

and if you want to torrent find a stream

surprise surprise! Its a halfbaked cash grab banking on DCAU nostalgia and Harley Quinn's popularity.

Yeah, and despite this , it sometimes feels like you are supposed to. Plant Man-Thing is surly and a little threatening, especially how he treats Ivy. The art style is still pretty gothic where it isn't fanservice. The fights are fairly brutal and there is blood, and cold blooded murder, blackmail, swearing, ect. Like I say, the tone is fucked.

I still had fun though, oddly, and that's really all I judge this sort of thing on. I don't reget my pre-order, as at least I'll have a limited-run Harley statue for my trade shelf.

>Need to spend 500 dollars to get a new fucking mattress.


Also you can do better on mattresses.

So, this is what Ubu does on the weekends.

Fuck, did Captain Clown fake his death all along?

It's the cheapest they had.

>I still had fun though

Yeah we heard you the first time. You don't have to keep repeating it. You trying to convince us or yourself?

>fake death
>spend life partying in dive bars
He had some good programming.

It really is. She is absolutely DC's Deadpool, right down to being a terrible person who relies on stupid humor. But she has tits, so I am willing to give her a free pass right up until they stop flaunting her ass-ets.

I regret pre-ordering the sttue-blurey and closing the seat booking page for my local cinema showing, because it would have been fucking hilarious just to see how thwe crowd reaction, especially if families turned up. It uses it's R rating better than Killing Joke did, that's for sure.

So go to a different fucking store.

I'm a bit glad Timm removed the scene of Swamp Thing raping Floronic Man for five minutes.

t. Batman.

>aside from an after credits gag

What is it?

>Plant Man-Thing is surly and a little threatening
He turns a security guard into pulp right off the bat. Did they really need to be so crass to sell this to the incels? It's just wrong.

Harley is baically the presenter of a show where people who can't afford therapy go and try to 'win' free therapy, as Harleen, in full glasses and white coat. They have to run a Ninja-Warrior style obstacle course. In this 'episode' it's a small, bespectacled, cat-hording middle-aged-man with OCD, and she passively-aggressively mocks him the entire time.

In theory Bruce got her the job, because earlier in the movie, the best she can do is hero-hooters waitress, having turned down offers of being a whore or pornstar and refused for any serious job due to her past.

>paying for cable
>not just getting a VPN for 100 bucks a year
>being unable to shop around for a mattress
>peresumably has a landline
It amazes me people are capable of being this stupid while being poor until I remember there is usually a reason for it.

Pays for cable cause my cancer ridden mother watches TV and is afraid of computers.

Vixen?! ... I'm suddenly really hungry.

Dude, don't share anecdotes here, you should know better. It supposedly comes out on demand today.

They weren't kidding when in the trailer they said it wasn't for kids.

I didn't realize that guy was Sgt Steel until the credits rolled.

I only liked the Ivy vs Harley fight.

Batman says his name.

Must have missed it.

I said it earlier in the thread, but it bears repeating. I really liked how they handled Dick and his fighting style with some respect.

Amazon.

Mail gets stolen.

Waiting for someone to make an edit of just them fighting.

Is Harley's VA as terrible as she sounded in the trailers?

Yes.

So does this movie end in HarleyxIvy?

No, they don't even kiss
Harley x Dick is the new pairing now and you're gonna like it, user

I'm fine with this.

Better than Harley and Ivy, the lowest of the lowballing.

True
Harley and Dick have actually interacted romantically in the comics more recently than Harley and Ivy anyway