Why does this board like milfs so much?
Sure we might differ in taste when it comes to goths or perky bimbos or readheads or blondes. Your waifu could be small or giant, muscly, thicc or sticc. From ebony black to literally transparent. Could be a halfway or a full blown furry...
But when it comes to cartoon moms they are ALWAYS appreciated.
What is it about older women that attracts you Sup Forums?
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We all have fetishes of being raped by a attractive older lady when we were kids-teens
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
>this board
>milfs
Wrong, go the complete opposite direction on the age chart.
Because mothers are literally the only cartoon characters with figures.
Because there sweet and fuckable and you can call them mommy i wish my mom didnt yell at me and wasnt so mean
Implied experience. A good mother is usually seen as warm and loving. Big fuckin' hips with ass to match. Usually ample, if not huge tits. They're often drawn with kind faces. They typically have nice, pleasant voices. And so on.
Basically they have the naturally attractive elements that humanity has lusted over since the stone age, plus some modern pleasantries.
Basically this.
hip to waist ratio
I actually much prefer lolis.
This familia.
Why does this board/the internet like incest so much?
Because the last time any women interacted with anons without reproach or feeling threatened or even just plain grossed out, was when they were small, harmless children. Anons wish women would still treat them that way, so they project on to cartoon children.
That said, there's also the faint hope that older women will be above the immaturity and narcissism in young people -- girls included.
>incest
Nigger, are you telling me your neighborhood didn't have that one hot mom who was always leaving the windows open when she got changed?
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.
because of mommy issues that result in adults reading comics or watching cartoons
Yeah, a character being a mom doesn't figure into it for me. It's figure and, more importantly, personality.
If the Incredibles was set solely before Helen Parr had kids, that wouldn't have made her any less attractive.
Every once in a while I get an urge to watch milf porn but when I do I usually get pretty grossed out. They can look more aesthetic animated.
Same situation with redheads too.
This. It's an extremely common desire. When boys are going through puberty they look at the attractive older women around them as ideal mates.
this
cartoon mommies wont bully me like everyone else
>What is it about older women that attracts you Sup Forums?
If I had to mark my love of sexually mature women down to one reason, it would probably by my heterosexuality.
No, but I was talking in general, not just in linenwith OP's question.
getting pregnant widens a womans hips, after the baby is born she lactates, slightly enlarging the breasts permanently.
this effects some women better then others.
also i like big tits and wide hips
AT THE TENDER AGE OF THREE
I WAS HOOKED TO A MACHINE
Goddamn I wish there was more porn of Priyanka
.....could you all please drop the nonsense?
It's all fantasy. You want your little "MILF" fetish to die? Try actually getting involved with a real Single Mother. You are going to financially suffer as she manipulates and of course even baits you with sex, but won't give it unless she sees results, so that YOU foot the bill for her bastard child. You are just a walking ATM to a Single Mother because she got rid of her bastard's Bio-Daddy. The men who commit the crime of marrying a single mother get it the worst because the woman legally now has you trapped. But even then? Just trying to go with a woman with baggage like that is troublesome and a headache.
So again, its just pure fantasy. Just like how you imagine that women are just as devoted and loyal as a waifu like Hinata from Naruto or Starfire, etc. Reality is much more cruel. And I don't feel sorry for any idiotic guy who tries to ignore the reality of female nature.
There are loads of mothers in cartoons and animators often want to draw hot women.
Is this copy pasta?
>tfw you have a MILF and medical fetish.
I want Dr. Maheswaran to do play doctor with me.
Harry Potter is the best literature work of this millenia
>all those asshurt perpetual victims in the comments
>30 year old Indian Doctor gave me a physical and went "oooh, muscles" and squeezed my abs a bit when lifting up my shirt
I was too goddamn sick to even appreciate it at the time,
i like em old cuz the young ones are illegal
this
i fapped imaging that i have sex with my attractive aunt
...
Tell that to the Loudfags.
1. They're not children but still youngish and attractive.
2. We really need to get laid.
Sup Forums needs more MILF greentext
you can start by not posting hartmanshit
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A lot of the more vocal members are escaping to their youth when life was simple and they were children watching cartoons and reading comics. The only woman we knew wad our mother back then do as people reliving their childhood they instinctively seek out someone to mother them.
>Why does this board like milfs so much?
We all know the desire for the unattainable, forbidden fruit that strikes a boy when they're entering puberty. That sudden switch that turned the older women in our lives from caretakers or authority figures into objects of pure lust.
>What is it about older women that attracts you Sup Forums?
Fond memories of the above. Also, the fact that more often than not, older female characters will be drawn with exquisite proportions and pleasant features. Also personalities that hit all the right buttons: Feisty and sassy, but not to the point of being annoying; charming, but also with a healthy amount of self-awareness.
Because Sup Forums likes every fetish. It's one of the horniest boards.
Shibata
Whenever I talked to Milfs they always had something interesting to say, unlike most young women my age. A woman that expects me to do all the talking isn't attractive to me. So it's a matter od preference based on association based on experience.
Where's the rest of that image?
Girls my age are so immature.
they want women (not girls) to give them love and make them a sandwich afterwards.
basically they want a lover and a mother (caretaker)
To be fair, everyone your age is boring.
Including you
Because I my mom to love me but she's mean and manipulative, so I look to fiction to help me live that ideal even to a slight degree
Also, me want mommy me want milky
A more mature woman means experience and a mom means no time beyond casual sex.
A high scoring body with less chance of her being extra baggage.
...Why would you NOT like milfs?
Just keep your mouth from spouting junk?
>tfw she'd have nothing but flab if she lifted up my shirt
>tfw imagining her squeezing it and teasing me about it
>they want women (not girls) don't be complete bitches with princess-like attitude.
Fixed it for ya.
Because comics and cartoons have had sexy moms for a long time now.
And if you wanna get more into the psychological nitty-gritty I'm sure there's elements of the Madonna/whore dichotomy in western art.
because the board is filled with grown men who never progressed emotionally past childhood
Cartoon milfs almost always have huge hips. I want to breed with them.
Dear Lord that pic
I like the idea of fucking someone's mom
I support older ladies in aerobic/athletic wear.
Also, shout out to cougars/older ladies that are not moms.
Because Sup Forums loves incest
Because younger girls are insufferable.
thank you. :3
good morning
That happens to me with literally everything. Real life is ugly and disgusting. I can't bring myself to fap to IRL stuff anymore.
>implying Maddie isn't one of the hottest milfs out there
Yes, but the key is that it was someone else's mom.
Where are my lewd milfs/mom/incest pictures you shitters?
Because half the board only just got finished breast feeding, and the other half are old enough to be your father.
This
On /aco/
Forgot pic
I just want a well built curvy woman to fuck like rabbits and have many kids with.
I read that as
>huge nips
Which can also be true I guess. But probably not shown onscreen
Basically a combination of maturity, full figures, and implied faithfulness.
I just wish there wasn't so much MILF porn that was also either cheating, incest, or adult/minor. I just want a young adult fucking a woman 10-20 years his senior that happens to live nearby.
It's more Sup Forums then Sup Forums but then you wanna keep an eye it for Christmas Cake stories.
Not all milfs are older. There's a lot of crossover with fertility fetish.
If only so many didn't also automatically interpret it to mean fatty.
>31
>only 4 years older than me
>i fapped imaging that i have sex with my attractive aunt
Same here. Anyone who isn't immediate family is pretty much fair game as far as my perverted brain goes
Five years younger than me.
Christ, where did my life go wrong...
Sauce?
IQDB isn't giving me anything.
>the titty jiggle
Switch.
On sadpanda and I think there's a storytime of it on /aco/ still alive.
I bought a Nintendo Switch literally for the gag of "look I'm read Switch on my Switch" only to find out a couple days later the Switch doesn't have a web browser.
Shit sorry I thought you were quoting the other post I made.
That one is Kawaii Joushi o Komarasetai
On kissmanga and other places probably.
Thank you sempai.
Yes, I was somewhat confused.
Cat milf > human milf
more
...That's not switch
I forget if this is how you quote to other boards.
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For me I remember being attracted to older women at a young age. The first woman I masturbated to the thought of fucking was my friend's mom.
Shit, this is cute.
Literally just a bootleg Dexter's Mom that is made even worse by not being a redhead. It just shows that Hartman is trying to ape anything Genndy does and failing miserably at it.
>not porn
>tsundere shit
>"mature" woman acts like a child half the time
Welp thanks thanks anyway
>Workded
That Darwin spawn.
...Wait, Darwin is adopted, so his wouldn't be defect due to incest.
Man, Dexter's mom is overrated pleb shit.