Green Lanterns #29 storytime

Hi again, everyone! Let's read some comic books! And this time I won't forget to put the name of the comic in the subject!

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You know, I'm starting to think this guy might not be Ozymandias.

I really thought the mods slapped you down for tempting fate when the last thread got deleted

Why does the "coming soon" page come before the variant covers? Why do we even include the "coming soon" page? It's an ad, right? Why is it in a noadas scan?

Comic piracy is weird.

Nope, deleted it myself because I messed up. On with the show!

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I want to hug Brainiac's Grandma!

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This is my fetish. :3

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Right now I could be reading the advance copy of a book my friend gave me. I've wanted to read it forever, but instead I'm here posting Green Lanterns.

I just wanted to let you know that.

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I could really go for a fruit cup right about now.

That's got nothing to do with this page or the comic, I just suddenly really want a fruit cup.

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My sister, who reads comics in these storytimes, just said "These guardian fellows are not very bright!" and I feel like now she is a true Green Lantern fan.

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And that's it! See you, everyone!

Thanks for the storytime, op!

Brainiac Girl is cute.

The narrative was better when it was evil mod slays innocent anonymous.

>brainiac's grandma is a lesbian
but then how does brainiac get born

wasn't there an extra ring on the dead girl?

It overloaded and blew up.

hell yeah my favourite colourist is back

>Rubiks cube and a teddy bear
What fucking planet was this?

YOU MANIACS

is someone going to storytime Justice League

no justice league this week

Thanks user!

yes there is. apparently simon will kill sinestro and lead the yellow lanterns. also the ww kid is only supeman's adopted kid

NOT SPACE SELLECK!

DC website says it is dccomics.com/comics/justice-league-2016/justice-league-27

>This is my fetish. :3
Same

Really thanks a lot for the storytime OP.

Will the rings work on yellow at this point in time?

Definitely.

>you will never be as sassy as this Tamaranean

nice

I do like how this made it so there was no first green lantern but a first team of lanterns.

>TFW well never get some cool as fuck crossover between Dr strange, Constantine and the green lanterns

This comic is digging deep in the lore. Zoron is apparently the destroyed planet that sent Hyper-man off before it was destroyed.

yes

Really liking Martian version of The shadow.

Does she hulk out naturally? I didn't think the ring could change a wielders shape?

a ring once fast-forwarded a 13yo girl through puberty because she really wanted to fuck Hal

Shit, that's right. Damnit.

Still really liking the dynamic. Simon works so well with being the impatient hothead while Jessica tries things the "proper" way, and the original lanterns are all pretty damn cool, even If sometimes their personalities are annoying.

Martian Phantom is the best

Through science lesbian babies.

Actually does Brainiac have an age?

What happened to the kryptonian's ring after is turned her to dust?

Jess is best girl, can she come to save me?

also
>no time
>10 billion years to go
that trope always triggers my autism

I keep forgetting he has visions.

More Simon faces!

Me too, it's been a while.

beautiful page

>his construct is a Windows screensaver
nice

>suddenly muscle girls
this issue man

thanks, that was a nice build up to the oath. Some was pretty cheesy, but it worked well

Thanks Simon

This feels like a JRPG right before the final battle

They have no time because Volthoom is goin crazy blowing up planets.

The plant feels more saint walker than a green lantern

Those speech bubbles got me FUCKED UP

muh dic

youtube.com/watch?v=imhrDrE4-mI

What's with the Martian Batman?

He gets built?

And still, Jessica cold have used her ring to make a copy at any point in time.

Brill is best robot.

He's basically the Shadow, if the Shadow was from Mars.

And also a Green Lantern.

>Fem Brainiac's glowing vagina

Perfect.

>10 billion years ago
>Earth
Excuse me?

DC Earth was the place where life began according to the Guardians.

Well that's dumb
The Sun didn't even exist 10 billion years ago

In the DCU Earth is the place where life first started in the entire Universe. The Guardians decided that fact needed to be a secret for some reason so they moved the planet and somehow altered all the scientific evidence to make it look younger than it is.

Because comics!

Well, DC isn't a 1 to 1 of our reality.

And they've been hiding the truth about Earth's real age and the White Entity living there by saying that the solar system is only 4.6 billion years ago.
Basically, YEC but reversed+Flat Earth conspiracy, and some sciencey space smurfs are behind all of it.

It's a fucking comic book

Ty user, now i can't unseen this.

thanks for story

Did this title get a new colorist?
Pansica's art is much-much better looking now

ok good so im not the only one

ok, if anyone cares, I've checked, and it's indeed a new colorist
here is a page for comparison
don't know what's this coloring style called, but I really dig it

That doesn't mean they need to go so fucking off real facts

It'd like setting a comic book in a world that's supposed to be like ours in every way except superheroes, oh and there's air on the moon or something equally stupid

you mean like Marvel does?

Marvel has the decency to say it's a special part of the moon and acknowledge that it's weird

This shit is like if they jumped in an airplane and flew all the way to the moon

so it's ok when Marvel does it, is what you're saying

They've had a car fly to the moon.

No, what I'm saying that if you're going to have something that blatantly goes against reality, have an excuse for it.
I'm not a Marvel fanboy.
I think Marvel's Avengers 1000000 BC shit is similarly retarded for the exact same reasons

Marvel canon has humans living on Earth for a billion years. Longer than fucking land plants.
That's just as dumb.
Well, almost 10 billion years of life on Earth is even dumber

DC does have an excuse. The Guardians hid its true history. They didn't just say "oh by the way Earth is actually 10 billion years old, deal with it."

Well that's an improvement.
It's still dumb.
The Guardians would have modify every single aspect of solar system to hide the "truth" from us, assuming that DC civilian science is at the same place as ours is.

thought marvel was 10 million BC. In which case there were hominids. Still stupid

They did. Have you ever heard a creationist saying that God (or the devil) put dinosaur bones under earth on purpose to test our faith or something and that Earth is only 5000 years old? In the DC universe, the Guardians manipulated physical records so that Earth and the solar system seem younger than they really are.

It's 1 000 000 BC.
Modern human didn't exist at that time.
At best would be erectus on its way to becoming proto-sapiens.
But in the comic, they're all modern looking humans. Even with modern races.

10,000,000 BC would be even more ridiculous as that would before upright walking

What's the limit on the Guardians' power?
They can create stars and manipulate matter?