I know Sup Forums hates Dobson. But I'd like to know something: what is the best thing he's done?

I know Sup Forums hates Dobson. But I'd like to know something: what is the best thing he's done?

*crickets chirping*

The inflation porn, when he doesn't get his murder fetish involved.

That's about it.

His inflation porn, oh mama.

Dobson thread?

Keep the love of SatAm Zelda and the Super Mario Bros. Super Show alive in our hearts

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fuck him, I give the guy a compliment and ask a simple question on twitter and he blocks me

What exactly did you say? I'm curious.

As a fan of those it hurts that he's the default people think for those shows.

Murder fetish?

IMAGINE BEING SO ___ YOU LOOK AT _________ AND SEE ____

He enjoys the "popping".

We have such sights to show you.

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>tired up

Wow, that's somehow worse than I thought it'd be.

Christ.
Maybe Dobson has been intentionally infuriating the internet this whole time just so someone would eventually try to 'pop' him.

>what is the best thing he's done?
He's made me and many other anons laugh at how much of a mockery he's made of himself. It honestly makes me relieved that I know there's a person out there who's more pathetic than I am.

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I doubt it. That shit was ten years ago and he's made an effort to distance himself from it, and genuinely doesn't seem to enjoy the negative attention it's brought him. He genuinely wants to be popular and well liked, he just doesn't want to NOT act like a complete prick all the time. That said it's some tame ass shit by internet standards, no one would care about the inflation crap if he wasn't an asshole.

So... better or worse than Anthony Burch?

How is he an @sshole, may I ask?

Trolled Kazerad into a huge hypocritical douchebag.

Wow, talk about objectifying women.

what the FUCK dude

>@sshole

Provide us with entertainment because of how much of fat retard he is.

">greentext" is more annoying if you ask me.

>go out of your way to make one of them inflate and explode
>start making out instead of paying attention to it

Burch just makes me annoyed and I almost pity how much of a failure he is. Dobson makes me laugh at how much of a pathetic failure he is. Dobson is simultaneously better and worse than Burch. Also, doesn't Burch have the hots for his sister?

What the christ

Well, Dobson once notoriously lost his girlfriend he had because he couldn't stop being Dobson and found the idea of kids not having Christmas to celebrate upsetting which upset how much bending over backwards his jewish lady was doing for him.

On the other hand, he didn't lose his Wii U over it.

Yeah, popping is considered disgusting even by inflation fetishists (especially by inflation fetishists) which is how he earned the hatred of that community.

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He spent a lot of time lambasting people in his comic, then threw fits when he got the same in turn. His comic has always been a medium for his opinions, which can be summed up as
>other people suck, I'm special, I'm not like other people,
Or his fetishes, of which lesbians are the most relevant in recent history. He's very much one those people who unironically calls themselves a "nice guy" and everything that goes with that is true of him. He tends to jump onto whatever bandwagon he thinks will get him attention and likes, because at the end of the day attention is what he craves the most. His interactions with people are generally negative, and he's mostly a negative person, but again, holds the belief that he's special so he tends to talk down to people who aren't actively sucking his e-peen.
This stuff happened a few times, IIRC. He made passive-aggressive journals on DA whinging about his girlfriend, and she saw them and honestly seemed to be a much more reasonable person. I've no idea why she was with him.

>Also, doesn't Burch have the hots for his sister?

I can't really fault him for that, if true.

Provide comedy at the expense of his own well being much like CWC but without the depressing stuff

At least burch has decent tastes in video games. Its not too late for him

He looks like he smells as bad as he looks. He's like the prototypical fat LCS guy would-be Bendis furry loving White Knight neckbeard we all love to hate.

No one asked you, faggot.

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I liked that hilariously ironic comic he did explaining why he love reaction videos because of how happy they look and he wanted to do the same
Thing is most of his comics are about someone or something he doesn't like which all come off as very spiteful

He really should have stuck to the fetish porn instead of trying to peddle his terribly unfunnny comic strips. He'd probably be making bank on Patreon by now.

wtf I hate Dobson now

Let's paying Skyrim at 10fps

It took you this fucking long?

>why he love reaction videos because of how happy they look

Oh god, fuck that comic. It reeks of virtue signaling and self-righteousness, to a degree where I feel uncomfortable just looking at it.

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Does he really...does he really think insulting people is going to make them happy?

Christ

I've been learning to draw so I can make comics for a little while now. What's the number one piece of advice everyone in this thread would give to a budding artist so they don't end up like Dobson?

The only happiness that's generated from him is people laughing at him and his work, so I guess he succeeded

>likes seeing people happy to see positive representations of themselves
Is the girl reading his comic a pirate?

he had posted he was very motivated and working hard.I told him great to see you working hard and I asked what is it are you working on.
then he blocked me

dont have shitty opinions
and dont use twitter

This.

Don't be a dick. That's all it takes.

Accept the fact that you'll be getting shit for your art. Ignore the blatantly hateful stuff, but read all of it anyways. Most of the time people are giving good advice.

He probably thought you were being sarcastic. Must be nice to be so paranoid.

Understand the difference between trolling and constructive criticism, ignore the trolling but take the constructive criticism on board and don't stop trying to improve. That's it. That's all Dobson or any artist needs to do.

Blocking people so efficiently that not even Sup Forums can mount a raid against him in the middle of a spergout.

Not that it ever stops him from being perpetually angry and upset.

never take 100% complete pride in your art, do that and you'll end up with an inflated ego like him. Always try to find at least one thing with your drawings

t. fakefur

Draw because it's fun, not because you want to voice your opinions.

Learn to draw good. Pick up some Loomis.

So....black and brown people are too stupid to have ever worked in factories, so they can't be replaced with automation?

That's pretty fucking bigoted Dobbles.

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She's probably a lesbian who likes to lesbian-kick people.

She's probably a hot air balloon.

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That's just fucking Leela from that beauty pageant episode with the gay thing added in. It's different enough that I can't call plagiarism, but still...

>I was under the impression people LIKED buying stuff online
Maximum overkek. This is what I love most about Dobson, every time he latches onto some new way to make money he literally thinks it's just "draw shit and they will come". He got so depressed when he wasn't making shitloads of money off Patreon, and he didn't even realize that he's the cause of his own failures. He wants people to give him money because he wants money, not because he wants to make anything of value, and even the most money-hungry assholes on Patreon at least pretend they want to make something worth buying.

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What if I want to draw to make porn?

As someone who just started as well I can tell you this much: Your early stuff is gonna suck, and you might wanna hold of on putting them on the internet until you feel more confident in your art.
I didn't even get ridiculed(yet) for my art, but it's just embarrassing to have something so bad you made up for everyone to see. But at the same time I don't wanna delete it on principle.

Then you're still doing it for fun.

Then godspeed future smut peddler. Godspeed.

What kind of porn user?

Pretty much. I get the impression he likes the idea of being an artist because it makes him feel special, which seems to be pretty important to him. He's always trying to be part of the internet elite, Mr. Super Special who's opinions are so refined and important.

Then godspeed to you young artist, but remember to stick close to fetishes you actually have when you first start out. If you try and draw foot fetish stuff right away and you don't actually like feet that much, people with that fetish are going to know and won't really appreciate it.

>and you might wanna hold of on putting them on the internet until you feel more confident in your art.
I feel like this comment is missing a "...but you should do it anyway." or at least a "listen to feeling."

>I don't wanna delete it on principle.
You may come to appreciate that in a few years. It's actually nice seeing how far you've come, and letting other people see it as well. And it's always motivation to keep getting better.

Probably that Mary Poppins/Harry Potter crossover he did back when he was still trying to improve.

>Sup Forums hates him because he plagiarized Lucky Star, and also claims to hate anime despite his art style being extremely derivative of it
>Sup Forums hates him because his general taste in videogames is bad, along with him not knowing shit about them
>Sup Forums hates him for his SJW political views, alongside being an insufferable feminist on twitter
>Sup Forums hates him because his comics are poorly drawn, written, and executed
>/ic/ hates him because he refuses to take any criticism, and refuses to improve his art style
>Sup Forums hates him because he thinks sports are stupid, and sees any fans as brainless muscleheads
>/d/ and /trash/ hate him because his inflation art is terrible
>/tg/ hates him because he looks down on D&D players as super-nerds and mocks them
>Sup Forums hates him because he knows next to nothing about technology, and also prefers Macs
>/u/ and /lgbt/ hate him because of his stereotypical, exploitation-driven depiction of lesbians

am I missing anyone?

What a fucking cuck. For fuck sakes Dobson. At least show some semblance of a backbone.

You expect too much from him, user.
White guilt is one hell of a drug.

I suppose you can throw in /o/ and /m/, because he doesn't Transformers or cars.

Wow, Dobson. It's as if people like different things from you.

Make sure you have rounded grasp on the fundamentals (anatomy, perspective, technique, etc.) Otherwise you'll just be polishing turds and will have to pay for it time and time again. Put some time aside and develop the discipline needed to get you equipped with the right understanding.
Even after you felt you've learned enough from them keep trying to improve and expand upon what you've gained.

As many have pointed out already, learn to accept criticism with grace. Discern the difference between actual constructive feedback or someone just trash talking you for the sake of it. No one has an 100% approval rating so no matter what, someone is going to find an issue of your work whether it's objective or just a matter of style preference.
Also, anyone can give criticism. I don't have to be a world class chef to know that a boiled cow hemorrhoid wouldn't taste good.

Pretty certain he was born without one.

/ck/ hates him because he constantly sings the praises of McDonalds and has compared actual proper cooked meals to being inferior to Big Macs.

>has compared actual proper cooked meals to being inferior to Big Macs.
source on that?

Is Dobson the ultimate contrarian?

>Dobson thread
>no carnival mask dumps
Im disappointed in you Sup Forums.

Yeah, to some degree. Makes him feel special. He doesn't hold opinions about things so much as he takes up the position that is the least liked.

For the longest time, the only thing holding him back was his ridiculously huge victim complex and his never ending need to be the tortured and hated artist. Which he creates for himself way more than any online opposition makes for him.

Half the time he will take genuine praise as criticism and lashes out at them until his fan actually does begin to hate him.

>has compared actual proper cooked meals to being inferior to Big Macs.
Dobson has done a lot of stupid shit, but I'm pretty certain even he never did anything like that.

Are you fucking serious? Fuck off back wherever you came from then

Yes
It's hilarious because no matter how hard he tries to appeal to SJWs, none of them like him or accept him because he does stupid shit like 'calm thine tits' and 'lesbian kick'

Different user, but the one that comes to my mind first is the "Have you ever been so computers you look at fat and see food" comic.

He did a slice of life comic about a girl going to art college. It's not "good" but it's not really terrible either. There was nothing bad about it except that it was mediocre. Dobson being it's creator was probably the only interesting thing about it.

Actually take criticism