Free burgers, free burgers for all high school graduates!

Free burgers, free burgers for all high school graduates!

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Cool I can get one then. What kind of loser isn't able to graduate highschool?

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Amazingly, most people who have a Highschool Diploma cannot pass the GED.

This product promotion is xenophobic

That's sad
Good

You made this exact thread before.

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Fuck off.

Tell that to general threads

>But the other kids are doing it too!

What if I have a GED is that good enough, dude?

Huh, very interesting! Now could I have fries with that?

I have a bachelor's degree, how many burgers can I get?

Sure, but hey before you go what isle is toilet paper

>graduates
Aw man!

aisle, gentlemen.
Isle is a synonym for island.
Shit like is why an HSD is worth less than a GED anymore.

As for college, all that matters there are your entry exams. Score well enough on those and you can go where ever you want. Although, those overpriced daycares will weight your score based on race (so asians get dinged while blacks get boosted)

If you really want to make good money (that you can keep) the trades remain where it's at. Lower training costs, indemand skills that command a decent pay rate, and since most people don't want to do it that ain't changing.

>misspells aisle
Can you even afford toilet paper? And make my coke a large, please. Make it quick, before those robots replace you!

I wonder if he takes GEDs, which I also don't have

>Asians get dinged
Asian here, I can confirm this.
Even whites are getting more financial aid than us.

yeah well that's your fault for being part of a statistically successful group.

Blacks statistically have IQs that put them in the range of mentally retarded people.

Whites, Jews and Asians bear the burden for all the good they bring to society. Like cuck memes and...
Uh...
Hm.

Do you take GED's or cash?

Why didn't Rigby just buy it

Because he would be the only one who would be paying for it

What if I have 2?

Why do this at a park where people aren't going to have their diplomas with them?

You pay for the other one, retard.

>2 diplomas

I think he has no register IE can't take money

I wish a crew member of this show would put something up on Ebay so I could at least have a chance of owning worth while memorabilia.

He specifically said highschool diplomas, unless you have two highschool ones you're paying for the other one.

*worthwhile memorabilia of the show
Because there's nothing acceptable out there

I have 2 high school diplomas

Are you retarded?

I made that thread actually, not this one though. I actually thought I was looking at old browser cache for a second.

No. I have 2 high school diplomas.

t. butthurt non graduate

GIVE ME MY BURGER

OR I WILL DELET YOU FROM MY PORN PHOTOS

Do I get anything for having a Ph.D?

Ha, jokes on you the robots do the drink orders already.

Isn't that what Pops ha

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE DRINK ORDERS

OUR DRINK ORDERS

It's not the same

Amazingly, most people with high school diplomas don't need GEDs

>the GED matters
>2017

lol

Is it that hard? Fuck I might just stay a deadbeat

STOP TALKING

>he stops saying it
>"when can we have that gag again?"
>have eileen scream it 10x louder and not even funny which actually hindered the plot of the episode because she over did it and made him look like a fag

Can You Ear Me Now made me drop the series, it was that not acceptable
What ep was the one where Rigby go spelunking in giant cave near Eileen? can't pass the torn ligament softly rubbing her ass with a tissue paper where he couldn't before, but wait

>they couldn't even manage to get a diploma
And here I was feeling like a deadbeat for not going to college right after school

Don't boost yourself off people like that, no shit you're not a deadbeat for that you modest ass.

No, it's just that most of the shit they teach you in high school isn't actually relevant to most adults and so they forget it soon after finishing high school unless they are actually interested in said subjects because their brains drop the information because they no longer require it for the rote memorization called for by the standardized tests that are now required to graduate high school.

I HATE RIGBY!

It's people freshly out of Highschool who can't pass it.

Maybe because when they graduate they immediately start relaxing and forgetting the random things?

Or maybe because our educational system is designed to destroy minds rather than cultivate them.

>literally spent my high school years playing Warcraft and masturbating
>went to class with like 3 hours of sleep everyday
>played my PSP in class all the time
>passed that shit with a 3.7 average
How retarded do you have to be to flunk out of high school!?

Can I get extra sauce on my burger and is their a limit to the number of burgers we can get?

It depends where you are, what's happening, who your teachers are, etc

>he didn't get two diplomas

I have 2 high school graduate

nah, nigga, you have to try to fail that shit or actually be mentally retarded

>it's everyones fault but my own!

Never said it was always the case, but sometimes it's just too difficult for someone whether or not they know what they're doing. I think saying your experience and then saying "duh you must have had the same leniency, what the fuck"

Not everyone can play their fucking PSPs in class, let alone do it and pass with the knowledge they mixed in.

Yes, to a lesser extreme that can be the case.

Next time this thread is made, verify if:
GEDs are accepted
If you can buy the burgers with money

Of course you can buy the burgers with money, but why would you? I mean, what kind of cuck doesn't have a high school diploma?

You don't know what that word means

Reee fuck you high school graduates and your fancy papers and burgers, some of us don't live on fucking easy street and didn't come up with a golden pumpkin in our mouths.

I will never know what it feels like to have my name called in front of my peers, my family, my teachers, and a full crowd recording and watching, to come get my diploma. I will never know how it feels to walk in front of everyone, a bit nervous, but very happy. I will never know what it feels like to be handed the same piece of paper that signifies a very average life goal that all my friends, enemies, and random classmates got. I will never be able to say "I'm high school graduate" and mean it. I will never be able to make my parents happy that I achieved such a simple life goal.

You think I'm worried about a fucking sandwich?

This is what drop outs say

School isn't a place for smart people.

I had a guy do this to me one day, he said I could have a free pizza if I showed him my diploma, he was the delivery man. I said sure hang on and went to my computer to print a fake diploma. When I got back, he was gone. Pizza on floor. I see his car still outside and decide to check the Pizza, inside it's just a note on paper saying something I never actually understood, before I could think on it, I get knocked in the back of the head, it was him. It didn't hurt, it was just like a pap. I turn around and scream because I was fucking scared. He says damn take it easy son, and I realized it wasn't just a pizza delivery man, it was my fucking dad. I hadn't seen him in years and he's changed quite a bit. I ask what the hell is happening and he said he was working for the PAPA JOHNS here and that he wanted to use it to visit me, since he knew I order pizza there every Friday. I ask what's happening tonight and he said he just wanted to spend his first time with me in over 6 years pushing me to get my GED, and that life doesn't just hand you things if you don't accept them. He handed me a hug and I accepted it.

In the end, it wasn't actually my dad, I don't know who it was, but when he was walking out he sneezed and I said bless you and he said something in Spanish and my dad doesn't speak latin.

But the teachers are there

And?

Do you seriously think a group that needs to have their pay forcefully taken from people are worth a damn?

taken fro who?

*from
fuck

Can I go back to highschool being 21?

I bet the burgers taste bad, being for a select few in the middle of a park that have their diplomas with them.