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l-lol?

It took me like five minutes to figure out what the last panel was even trying to convey.

Could they pee through that plastic dick? I've only ever seen pure plastic ones so trying to use a urinal that way seems very inconvenient.

So? Use the toilet like all those pussies with an inferiority complex that hate using urinals.

This is what the media wants us to believe is normal.

If you told me 5 years ago that such degeneracy would be mainstream I would have laughed in your face.

There are devices for that, but none that look like a dick.

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I doubt you could. How you you maintain pressure?

i do not "get it"

>2012

That year was pretty degenerate as well user.

she was kind of short for a girl, but now is tiny to be a man.

Why isn't he honorkilling her for bringing shame to his family?

That actually kinda clever.

Can we get a LOL thread without transgender nonsense? Spice it up a bit, you faggots

He's bullying her for being short and as a man you are seen as even shorter.

this is really stupid.

But it's depressing not funny.

Because theres nothing against transitioning in the Koran. The transition surgery capital of the world is Tehran. Gays are encouraged to do it so they dont live in sin.

DETACHABLE PENIS

>just take your dick out in front of the bros, pussy
Nice try fag, you aren't seeing my dick

Wait? Why do women have to squat to pee?

She is now a manlet.

lol

>generic tumblr comic
>mainstream
stop spinning a narrative

>shiite scum
>muslim

women pee out of their urethra which is between their legs. they physically can't pee standing up because it goes down. they don't squat, they just sit.

>unzips off dick

If they just stand up and let it go it would run down all over their legs, dude.

That is kinda funny. This comic doesn't strike me as being so terribly insufferable like "assigned male" or something

where's the joke?

it's /fit/

Picking your nose is the same as kissing your dildo.

>they physically can't pee standing up
Someone hasn't watched any piss porn. It's a matter of spreading the folds properly and having a powerful enough stream that it doesn't dribble out. It is possible for girls to pee standing up, but it's super inconvenient.

Huh. That's actually really interesting.

This feels like a failure in nature. You get more advantage peeing standing up than sitting and having your urethra connect to something outside of your body.

but you squat to poop, user

might as well squat to pee as well

This is a pretty funny example of surreal humor if you take out the #FTMPROBLEMS part.

Look, the body is trying to balance a lot of different functions there at once, you're not going to get optimal answers for everything.

It's because they're now a REAL MAN. And REAL MEN use the urinals which women can't.
Entirely an ego/self image thing.

they physically can't pee standing up without getting it all over themselves. there, you finicky ass. and i'd like a sauce on that "it is possible but super inconvenient."

Next time you think it's more convenient to sit while you pee, compare a busy public men's bathroom to a busy public women's bathroom. The huge line outside the women's bathroom will confirm what I'm saying.

Women have it shitty, not news

If humans were bigger we could have more optimized functions.

I love how webcomic threads on this website always immediately turn to SJW content. Might as well cut right to the chase.

I dont think Bipedalism works well past certain body sizes.

But muh infallible nature designs and adapting the best of things to get optimalbility.

Just search for some piss porn on pornhub, pham. The reason why it's inconvenient is that A. Not every girl can do it properly and B. Even the girls who can, need to remove or pull down their pants completely.

>tfw I have gender dysphoria but I dont wanna be a fag about it
What do lads

It first I thought it was a funny absurd joke about a dude misplacing his dick, absurd cause you realistically can't misplace a body part. Then I saw the title and realized it was a female to male tranny forgetting her prosthetic and it became no longer funny.

Learn to love yourself for who you are

Accept your nothing but a brain in a meat suit. Does it matter what the meat suit looks like?

Don't be a fag about it. I mean get whatever treatment or therapy you want. Just yknow dont make webcomics about it.

Understand that someone, somewhere will always think you're a fag no matter what. Live your life.

>tfe sometimes I wish I was a girl, but only so I could wear pretty dresses and play with dolls without getting made fun of.

do what I do, transition and explain to everyone you arent as retarded as transtrenders or the tumblr transes

Woah, dude. Don't, just don't. We don't want a gender/feminism argument breaking out. Next time stay quiet.

Go to the doctor and they will help you deal with your mental problems.

Ask /lgbt/, they have threads for that all the time. They're basically Sup Forums for LGBT.

Get therapy.

Shut up.

sometimes it's the little things that ruin a good joke

you just reminded me of this classic song.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

one of my favorites

Of course you think of having a penis as a little thing, being as your own is so small.

unironically these. cognitive behavioral therapy is good if you can't love yourself on your own.

look up therapists who are recommended by trans people in your area, that's a start

But then I understand it even less.

It's funnier if you think of him as a dude with a detachable dick.

find out what's causing your dysphoria and address it, whether that be through therapy or introspection. transitioning is a last resort.

Oh yeah, the "Eunuch Quill" apparatus for standing up to pee without a dick (for the poor bastards that had full root-and-stem castrations)... it's over a thousand years old. It'd probably work.

I wonder if somebody has patented one.

Get help. Dysphoria is a mental disease, and you need to treat it as such.

Plus there's the possibility that you're self-diagnosing erroneously

Just android problems?

avoid taking any advice, because people that want to gove you advice about these sort of things are either huge fuckin perverts or people who have a personal beef against transition and think that their situation reflects everyone's. however, it -is- helpful to read about other people's experiences (people who transitioned and dysphoric people who did not transition/detransitioned). remember that you know more about your situation than anyone else does and no matter what you decide to do, you'll be able to find people that love you (and some that hate you). good luck, from a dyphoric person that decided against transition for personal reasons but realize that other people have different situations

Well, I mean, hormone therapy will make you an emotionally volatile baby and make your body look retarded, and cosmetic genital mutilation tends to leave trannies suicidal and has been sworn off by the doctor and institution who first developed it, sooo...
Find a therapist who isn't buying into these pop culture memes and who might help you find a coping method that is not entirely self-destructive.

Don't transition because you'll just kill yourself after. Go to the psychologist and tell him you're crazy but you don't want to cut your dick off.

>avoid taking any advice
>gives long-winded advice
Classic hypocrisy.

>Being ashamed of your dick

Are you 5?

youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

Seems like bait.

If you're asking Sup Forums unironically it's probably not a good idea.
But I guess I'll just say don't transition on a whim since its a commitment. Think about it for a long time and consider options and effects.

And this would be the logical evolution

>you'll just kill yourself after
Suicide rates decrease after transitioning.

haha, you're right. should have specified "advice about pursuing/avoiding transition."

gonna need a sauce on that.

shoop her head onto her and you're golden

medscape.com/viewarticle/827713

Depression rates drop sharply, from 24.9% to 2.4%.

This one is actually sorta clever.

just what the doctor ordered

now if only we could combine the two

that article is paywalled. also, you said "suicide rates," not "depression rates."

kek, sick burn bro. Why are niggers so funny?

Remove the title and it becomes a funny gag again

What's the joke here? The original worked because of the implication that his dick got stuck inside the girl.

You can't be depressed when you're dead.

This sounds like something a manlet would say

Suicide rates among people with depression are higher than those without. Just mathematically, having a lower percentage of people with depression shaves down the numbers.

m8, only 10% of them are still depressed because the other 90% an heroed

Find real problems or you'll end up like this dude

Perfect.

I would guess it's a meta joke about how ever 4 panel comic, regardless of their configuration, can't escape loss.
I mean, that was the original meta behind the first one I made here, the implication of the dick is only known to those who know of the original comic