Why doesn't Zone just make porn of her mascot? She's way more attractive than anything she's parodied so far

Why doesn't Zone just make porn of her mascot? She's way more attractive than anything she's parodied so far

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>her
>she
I like zone, but dudes a balding 30+ year old.

should we tell him?

You think she's a virgin?

>her

That'd ruin it. The most Zone does is draw her in borderline ecchi/cute poses and outfits on his Patreon page, unless there's more out there that I'm not aware of.

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because zone(character) is based off of zone(artist)'s daughter

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>She's way more attractive
That's just like your opinion man

I think she would happily point out that she is, in fact, a drawing. So... technically.

How do I break this to you...

He did a 5 minute porn video of her like a year ago.

I do not believe you.

>lol I'm actually a cartoon so shut up
>ZTV episodes try to flesh her out despite her just being a drawing
I don't care for it.

that wasnt him

>She

Zone is three different people working together.
Literally a "they".

post proof

The fuck is that supposed to mean? It's obvious zone is a trap.

like in the making of the porn or just for the Zone news skits?

The whole operation, the entire thing is three people, they all work together on everything, that's how all the animations come out so well.

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Name a Sup Forums character that could defeat Zone-tan when she's in full berserked demon mode.

If you can't tell Freako's work from Zones you need to get your eyes checked.

Pic related is Sup Forums, but come on it's close enough.

He'd be able to defeat her and fuck her.

>anime character
Way to play it on easy mode.

BENIS MAN :DDDDD

You don't know about the X-files? "I want to believe"?

Dick. The answer is always dick, user.

I bet she is about as harmless as a box of kittens.

A better question is why doesn't someone else try to do something with animated porn? Its been years and it feels like no one else wants to make flash porn that isn't just sucking zone's dick or flat out copying it. Like no one wants to step up to the plate and say its boring. Its all the same shit. Rape and tentacles. whether you like those two or not. thats all your going to get for the rest of the flashes. Hell what would someone even have to do to make animations different from zone at this?

THIS. FUCKING THIS.
I don't know how many times this needs to be said. "Zone" is a group of artists that includes
>two he's
>two she's
and probably a
>dog
somewhere in there.

Both hes and both shes have fucked the dog

Superman or constantine.
Batman with prep-time

Because degenerates just watch hentai instead

the dog is the ringleader last i heard, and by dog i mean a fucking furry. do a little bit of internet detective work and you'll find two of the team's furaffinity pages.

Put a whole ton of effort into something with no returns that people would talk about for half a day.

Bitch looks like fuckin' Zalgo.

Because that ruins the whole point of her being a tease that you'll never see canon nudes of. The mystery keeps her alluring

>tfw Dave got a piece of that purple cutie but you didn't

You think Lemmy would flee if Ed saw him?

Different user here. I just have to say, the fact I've stumbled upon this argument, where a person is insinuating someone else is the deficient party because they can't determine which specific INTERNET-ONLY rule 34 exclusive artist made ANIMATED PORN of a MASCOT at a GLANCE by the art style... fuck, I love the internet.

All I know is that I'm single, which means that I do not currently have a Zone-tan cosplayer grinding on my dick in full costume right now, and instead I'm posting on Sup Forums/co/ about my sexual desires and fantasies.

This is the life I chose for myself.

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>implying a gf would even do that for you

If he didn't, Ed would probably squeeze him til he popped or something.

not after I used in Honey Select

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Imagine if he threw Lemmy at the kankers.

Does Zone even lurk here anymore?

I miss shit like this

Sup Forums.org/flash?file=4chan4evar.swf&title=Sup Forums+4evar

Zone-tans design was ruined when Zone released model sheets and revealed that she isn't going commando under her dress at all times

It's hard enough making independent animation profitable without trying to do it in a genre (porn) where 99.999999% of the viewers are pirating.

Her sex tape from newgrounds is possibly canon as of the latest news update.

newgrounds.com/portal/view/662473
youtube.com/watch?v=zhDDPIsZXHY (at the end)

>interviewing a pinoy weeb
why

I don't think so. Zone used to talk with us semi regularly but I haven't seen em in years.

Last time I remember he came here was probably 2014

And they're all balding 30+ year old dudes.

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Thanks Freako

If he made a full SU Flash with peridot I would get a boner big id die of blood loss

Peridot is autistic and annoying af but god dayam the ass is fat.

There's a clear difference in quality too. But yeah being able to contribute to a discussion like this is what I've been working towards all these years.

Prove it.

You should be proud, user. And I don't say that condescendingly, but as a man thoroughly amused.

You say that as though writing inconsistencies don't make comic characters retardedly powerful at times.

Okay so this is a thing apparently.

twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/898774843151097856

Are those her veiny tits on the table?

So Zone is actually Mystery Inc.?

Well duh. How the hell does Scooby and the gang pay for gas and food?

Zone is far too slow to be multiple people

Projects take longer when multiple people are involved.

That reminds me, any word on the Chel animation? Last update I can remember was like three months ago

I've liked other stuff by this writer, although I'm annoyed that a "writer" just contracts art out from a bunch of people for what amounts to crummy weeb newspaper comics. Thanks.

>a washed up porn animator that takes forever to make content goes into webcomics, a genre thats infamous for creators never making content on time or at all

I'm sure this will go well.

That writer has made a dozen other comics, none of which last long or have an ending of any sort.

On the bright side we get to see more personality from Zone-Tan rather than her being a possible rapist and tentacle fetishst. But I think we already get enough from ZTV but fuck those take a long time.

Didn't tapas used to have a sex comedy category? What happened to that.

I feel this deserves it's own thread but I can't be bothered to make it.

>zone is the guy that draws
>some buddy he knows is probably his editing fuccboi
>that VA that is in every animation
How the fuck is this hard for people to understand. If zone really had a team his work wouldn't take a year like he did on his ghost busters redux

>that VA that is in every animation
You mean Oolay-Tiger?

Zone should do a collab with Shmorky.

>zone did a fucking cross promotion with Ahkidearest

Shadman with preptime

Shaggy. His family is rich.

>Being of pure perversion
>VS a man powered by perversion
I'd believe it.

Zone-tan getting BLACKED by Shadman when?

this would be the piece of work of the century, but we all know Shadman wouldn't do if he wasn't leading the project like he'd want, ie put a dick on Zone-Tan

Why is there so little porn of Zone-tan?
She's visually perfect except for the cowtits

But Shad is not a nigger. IIRC he's some slav that moved to 'murrica.

>shad is a slav

it all makes sense now

bueno excellente

Sup Forums would cum oceans over Zone-tan getting BLACKED

I fead "artist" as "autistic" and got a boner

>you'll never see canon nudes of.
you can buy some offical ones.
They got lewder over time, full frontal is only a matter of time now

Can a drawfag please lewd Zone-tan

Please for the love of Shad

Freako's Zone video is great.

>my numale self and the rest of tumblr would [...]
Fixed, no need to thank me.

But seriously, take your acceptance agenda pushing and fuck off back to Sup Forums john.

I came when I saw Zone enjoying that bbc

>Way to play it on easy mode.

Yeah, because it's not like the majority of "Name a Sup Forums character that can..." questions can't be answered with "Superman".

Because SFM porn is easier and more lucrative thanks to Patreon.

I wanna see Kunaboto do Zone-tan