A horny Harley will never tie you to a bed and fuck you stupid after going months without getting any

>A horny Harley will never tie you to a bed and fuck you stupid after going months without getting any.

You should just kill yourselves and get it over with

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hopefully after death our merciful god will allow such a situation to happen to us

I'm not attractive enough to get fucked by anything that looks like her.

I don't think she cares about looks user, she cares if you're crazy and strong enough to hang out with her

So pretty much no.

Her status as a sex symbol been ruined with a single fart

Context? Isn't it rare for Harley to show her face like this?

>implying

watch the movie
go to /fit/, take their advice and lift for a year while also learning to not give a fuck and to just relax and have fun, congratulations you can now fuck harley quinn

One minor detail.
She's not real.

But millions of girls love to dress up as her for some reason. I don't get why Harley Quinn is females antihero? She is like 2010's Venom.

there are many girls that are literally just like harley quinn, because many girls are fucking insane

She has killed people with the Joker. How can anyone think she's an antihero?

Go to New Jersey and specifically find a blue eyed blonde hair girl with a squeaky voice that's mentally unstable, there's your Harley Quinn faggot.

Don't get upset.

Venom?
Punisher?
Wolverine?

How does killing make you not able to be an anti-hero?

Queens accent better than Jersey

Frnak Kills people, Jason kills people, talia and Catwoman kill people.

She's killed innocent people. Which separates people like Punisher from her.

Is Harley Quinn's accent New Jersey or Queens?

I'd say Queens or Brooklyn. Tara more Queens.

Her new voice ruined it.

I'm moving to Queens then, the accent is insanely cute, do most girls sound like her in Queens?

Jew.

Ya, Queens+Long Island.

jew's like a hyper strong version of a brooklyn accent

Thanks user, time for me to go on an adventure in Queens

she actually rapes him?

is this unedited?
youtube.com/watch?v=J8-8XDw5RfU

also, for posterity
youtube.com/watch?v=F1JGnOYNzMU

nightwing wants it
unedited

No. He goes "The things I do for justice. *sigh* " and fucks her.

jew women are hyper sexual so that fits

fucking kek.

yeah but then you have to fuck a jew

I WANT TO FUCK A JEW

Is a jew vagina any different from other vaginas?

It's Kosher.

spits money out if you make her orgasm

the feminine penis is circumscribed

boi

>BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

>killing people disqualifies you as an antihero
You do know what antihero means, right?

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>you will never be tied up a sweat-stinky Harely after 10 minutes of fighting
>She will never fuck your brains out after being sex starved for months
Fuck this, Imma eat a shotgun and make wall-lasagna .

J U S T G O T O Q U E E N S

You got "J U S T G O T O Q U E E N S" money nigga?

do what the joker would do you fucking pussy, rob a few banks and then head off to queens for your own, personal harley quinn

>mfw i like harley so much i've spent 4 years on a relationship with a psycho that looks like her, planning to move to New New Jersey in hopes she catches the accent.
>mfw she once almost ran me over.
>mfw she burns me with cigarrettes while fucking.
Sex is pretty good.

Nigga, you're crazy, mah black ass can't be caught doing any of that insane shit.

holy shit just what i want, where did you find her?

What movie is it even?

THEN YOU AIN'T GETTING HARLEY NIGGA

>go to /fit/
lmao that place is for insecure monkeys and closet fags. You don't need an entire board to know how to lose weight.
Eat less, move more. Wow so hard I gotta go consult with the experts here.

Nurse school curiously.

/fit/'s great for starting out, past that it's meant for retards

truly the god's have shined upon you
i live in australia so most girls are fucking disgusting here, where should i look in america if i want to find a batshit insane girl that looks like harley?

>Tara
don't you mention that harlot here

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IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Best post

This best conversations are when the group is drunk and talk about doing insane shit, and one guy gets hung up on the smallest of details.
>Nigga I'll findout whats on Mars
>I just need a rocketship, a week of training and some porn for the trip
>Motherfucker how you gonna get to Houston tho
>Well shit

>implying going to queens for a harley quinn gf is insane
shut the fuck up, mark
but yeah conversations like these with other anons is why i love this place

What the actual fuck is this movie.

>She has killed people with the Joker. How can anyone think she's an antihero?

Because they read comics. She hasn't been a killer and Joker's partner for literally years.

This aspects of her character matter as much to her now as neck snapping Batman does to his.

>She hasn't been a killer and Joker's partner for literally years.
That doesn't un-kill those innocent people she helped kill.

Same boat as this user

Time to go to nurse school

long island as in the drink?

She literally killed like a few thousand kids with the explosive game update thing

I refuse to believe this is real

Bruce Timm is one hell of a mind

watch the movie

>She literally killed like a few thousand kids with the explosive game update thing

Literally nothing has acknowledged that one shot, ever. Rightfully so.

>literally nothing has acknowledged that one shot
try this again, in english please

Can you spot what's wrong with this butt?

In another thread someone pointed out that she has two ass cracks

jesus christ i never noticed till you pointed it out. how would you even fix that?

In 2013, DC had a minor event called "Villains Month" where various characters got one-shot issues about them. Harley Quinn was one of those characters, hers was a .1 issue of Detective Comics if I remember right.

In her story, she distributed hundreds/thousands of handheld video game devices to kids in the city. They were bombs, and at the end of the issue she detonated them, killing hundreds/thousands of kids. For no real reason other than 'just because'

This one-shot is effectively non-canon because it was not written by the writers of her solo comic, and they completely ignored it's events. Her solo, nor any other comic, has ever acknowledged that the events that happened in her Villains Week issue ever happened. It's a shitty out-of-character story sent to oblivion, where it belongs.

It's like going into a discussion about Wolverine and pointing out that he was the mastermind who created Weapon X, and wiped his own mind to make himself forget that he did it.

is the harley going to hell then coming back to earth because the demons hated her so much canon? it's the only 'death' of harley i think exists

What has Bruce done to reach those levels of tolerance?

Personally I can't stand this level of fanservice in things. I'm not against the portrayal of fanservice or sex at all, so long as it is in service to the larger narrative, but this just felt like Bruce Timm was sharing with us what he likes to fap to. Dedicating an entire scene to Timm's wank fantasies felt really cringy and immersion breaking to me.

I just don't understand why DC has zero quality control with it's animated division, the direct to video movies have been complete trash since Flashpoint

>Thinking cannon means jack shit in comics
I love people like you who stick their fingers in their ears, close their eyes and screech "NOT CANON NOT CANON" whenever something they don't like comes up.

>When you realize Dini and Timm were just two creepy nerds who sat in a room and discussed fetishes.

it's free for all my boy

I.... I am Harley....

>This one-shot is effectively non-canon because it was not written by the writers of her solo comic
That's like saying everything that came after Dini isn't canon because it wasn't written by her creators, or that One More Day isn't canon because no one wants to reference it.
It's canon as fuck, stop being a little crybaby about it because "MUH WHORELEY KIN"

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So this is the power of meme magic
Kinda late, but can't believe it happened

Has Timm done anything else involving farts before? Just wondering if this is a fetish thing or just childish humor

my favorite part about that page is that the issue came out in 9/11

>Nothing is canon unless it gets acknowledged by something else

childish humor, thankfully

>I don't think she cares about looks user,
You'd be wrong. Everyone cares about looks.

nigga she fucks the joker, sure she'd care if you're butt fuck ugly but if you're average i'm sure you'd fair fine

Girls think the Joker is fuckable, dude

i never understood why, he's a skinny, pale, ugly man

She fucks the Joker almost exclusively because he's a charismatic and highly manipulative sociopath who spent months warping her mind to indoctrinate her to his cause.

Outside of that one instance of brainwashing, she's shown to have the standards any really hot girl would have in so far as only having an interest in similarly hot guys. She treats average and ugly guys as an afterthought or, at best, as platonic friends.

brb getting a chiseled physique

Women are attracted to the predatory power and unwavering charisma of the sociopath. It's a throwback to simpler times in which a sociopath who slaughters all who stand in his way and treats people as disposable tools would be considered perfect breeding material to create strong children and be protected from the more direct physical dangers of a more primitive world.

wouldn't his ugliness off set any other qualities he has?

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