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Danni Cage becomes Cap in the future, but who's the other girl?

Heh. If I got them both in the sack, I'd have a mixed bag.

Some writer doesn't retcon them into dying horribly so he can make his OC the snowflake he wants them to be?

A hypothetical daughter of Danny Rand and Misty Knight.

Dani Cage and Lucy Rand

Really? Well, I look forward to what they bring to the table years from no-

>Remember I'm on Sup Forums

REEEEEEEE, stop racemixing! You're promoting white genocide! Marvel wants our superior race to die out! This isn't what Adolf Hitler and Jim Crow died for! Did Louis C. Cuck write this comic?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Little brown girls? Don't mind if I do!

Stop reminding me Danny and misty arent together. And that she's dating sam because they are both black.
On the other hand though Lucy should have been a boy so he could get with dani,

>On the other hand though Lucy should have been a boy so he could get with dani,

no that's haram

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Why wouldn't they just be lesbians?

Only if they are both girls. Nothing wrong with a boy and s girl getting together. They can't get together if they are both girls because thsts forbidden love

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The logic of this always eluded me.
Isn't it kind of a racial murder suicide, at worst?
You are at the same time breeding negroes out of existence, no?
Wouldn't it be an opportunity to basically absorb them by force into "proper white culture", given that you could expect a high number of black absent fathers which leads to an almost exclusive socialisation of these children into the culture of respectable white fathers and single white mothers?
Or would you say Obama behaves like some jungle animal, for instance?
You would also give your kids kind of a headstart because they could apply for affirmative action without suffering the drawbacks that are used to justify it while being a preferred diversity hire due to superior parentage.
Racists always see threats where they should look out for opportunities.

Capeshit is a poison

One drop rule. If they have even 1 drop of other races blood they are 100% unwhite

You've got great taste

It's not haram if they are girls

>implying Luke and Danny wouldn't ship their kids regardless of sex

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Fear.

Despair.

That's not feasible as a concept, though.
Because by that metric and with how malleable the term white is, there are not actually any white people on the planet in all probability.
By how evolution works, white people must have evolved from something not a white person in any case. And the trace amounts of Neanderthal surely aren't helping.

There is too much power contained in this one image.

Thunder and Lightning? Black lightning daughters?

Daughters of the Dragon. D'uh!

I dont read much, but what other superchildren are there?

I fucking hate that so much. I'm a sucker for interracial couples, and Danny and Misty were cute together.

You get AU stories every once in a while. Assorted others have been written throughout the ages. Only Danielle here is canon though.

It's been confirmed that all humans came from Africa anyway, right? Maybe we weren't all black in the paleolithic age, but why should it matter?

Dani is cute

IT BEGINS

Gerry Drew is Spider-Woman's son
Shogo is Jubilee's son
Josiah Guthrie is the son of Cannonball and Smasher

yes, black lighting's daughters. thunder and lightning. they're his daughters. black lighting is their dad.

I think they are trying to make Storm x Panther happen again.

Current evidence suggests the freaking Balkans actually. Out of Africa is obsolete.

>buying toys of yourself for your children
That's weird as fuck desu

>Shogo is Jubilee's son

He's her abductee.

How is Danny and Misty interracial? He's white.

I wouldn't disagree but every pic I've ever seen, including the one just posted, has her with a rather ugly face. Which is fine, but its also not "cute".

And just what race is Misty Knight?

>And that she's dating sam because they are both black.
He got Steve's name and Danny's girl.

I just hate what they're doing with Sam.

we're all from the same seed.

It's only interracial if the man is black, duh. If the man is white it's just a whiteriarchal power fantasy.

And yet

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its like squatter's rights, if nobody contests it for five years its yours

american

Although the name may be misconstrued that way, no.
She is not a native.

CUTE

>not buying toys of yourself so your kids can shill to their friends who will also buy toys of you

lmao

I thought Neanderthals came from the Balkans. And then they mixed with humans at some point.

You're not wrong.
I'm mixed race my father was (part) Maori, my mother was white. I get a bunch of advantages from it, like the ability to apply for special grants and scholarships that are only available to people of Maori. Also, less competition for said grants and scholarships because there's only like 750,000 in the entire world. I also own a share of Maori land due to this, although I only now own that share because my father passed away a few years ago and it automatically passed to my sisters and me.

I've had a few encounters with proper real racists (ie: people who hate blacks and also SJW) and they generally just assume that I'm a tanned white Australian from the bush.
Mean while people who aren't racist, but get called it anyway (ie: people who acknowledge that there are some differences between black and white people, but don't really judge them on that) can generally seem to spot me as being mixed race. Most of the time the think I'm either Maori or Aboriginal, although some times they're way off and think I'm Middle Eastern (probably the beard).

The only down side I've found, is dealing with SJW, who just assume I'm white. Which is kinda hilarious, because it's normally a raging white retard screaming about how I have white privilege and ignoring the fact that unlike them, I actually know what it's like to grow up as a mixed race child in rural Australia, something that is often show in media or said by "experts" to be difficult/hard (fun fact, it's not).

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Of course I am correct.
I am a Teutonic warrior hero of the purest lineage.
But joking aside, when do you get yelled at by SJWs?
Also, do you keep a copy of your birth certificate handy to send them packing?
I mean, they have to listen and believe, don't they?

>The only down side I've found, is dealing with SJW, who just assume I'm white.

I've been there too. It's immensely frustrating to be getting shit my entire life from racists for not being white, and now suddenly in the last few years getting the EXACT SAME shit from "anti-racists" for being white.

Cyclops has several from alternate futures and one that's actually his but is significantly older than him thanks to time travel.

That shit with Misty's pregnancy is one of those things that will always make me mad.

What happened, did it end up being a stillborn like MJ's pregnancy?

It was made of Danny's chi. Seriously.

It was Danny's chi causing a false positive and to make Misty's body think it was pregnant

Wait what that sounds really confusing.

Yup. And magnificently stupid.

Not hypothetical, just from an alternate universe, which is probably much better than the one we're stuck with.

>Danny and Misty aren't together
>Misty dating Sam because they're both black
This will never not be shit.

I never really thought of myself as the kind of moron who gets upset over a fictional couple breaking up until the chi baby and Misty shacking up with Sam, but apparently I am.

Guessing you weren't a big Spider-Man fan then?

Spider-Man's never really been my thing. Peter's motivation for being a hero is a massive guilt complex that's turned him into a self-sabotaging, paranoid loner. Even Batman's capable of trusting people more than Spider-Man. Peter just sorta desperately clings to the things he cares about even while he's pushing it all away. Dude's kinda fucked up.

>But joking aside, when do you get yelled at by SJWs?
Yelled at? Honestly never. Calling them screaming is probably a bit of an exaggeration. But there were a few times that they got angry at me and voices were raised above what would be normal.
Like at my sisters 21st. I got talking to a bunch of her uni friends, some of which I'd already met, others I didn't know. Some how we got talking about non-whites growing up in country towns and how rural Australians are "so racist". I said that was bullshit, that I'd never seen anything truly racist in all my years in small town Oz and was almost instantly told that I had no idea what I was talking about because of white privilege, by some random girl. This was the first time I'd heard anyone say this in the real world. I told her that I knew a bit about this, being as I was a mixed race kid that grew up in a small country town. She told me that just because I was part Scottish or Irish and part some other white, doesn't make me mixed race. At that point pretty much everyone in the group made a "what the fuck" face. My sister is a lot more open, for lack of a better word, about being part Maori then I am, so anyone that knows her, knows that she (and by extension me and our other sister) is part Maori. So I just looked at this girl and asked what the fuck she was doing here, because she obliviously didn't know my sister. Turned out she was there because her boyfriend was friends with my sister and she was his +1. Managed to shut the bitch up because one of my more Maori looking cousins were there and came over to tell her she was a retard and to shut the fuck up before she got her ass kicked.

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Yeah she's pretty.

She called dibs.

can someone tell me why people have a problem with black people
i never mett one in real live but from what i know they seems like working , easy going whatemelon eater people, ther is nothing wrong with that if anything we should be hating on gypsies they are lazy all of the earring is from stealing, begging and cheating the system they refuse to integrate and worst of all they have 5-10 children so if we dont stop them they are gone take over the world

or CPS and the cops at your door... Why are you fucking children, user?!

There's still so much old human shit in Africa it's not like we're going to be dismissing it as a significant site of human origin. Even before this particular find, there'd been a lot of debate as to when, exactly, humans left Africa. There's some argument, but there was at least a lot of backtracking on that migration as well. It's highly likely, wherever we mark the line on pre-modern and modern humans, they were hopping back into and out of Africa or anywhere else before the current more widespread dispersion we track into the modern ethnicities and phenotypes. It's not all archaeological or paleoanthropological either. One of the reasons out of Africa even came about as the leading theory was because, looking at mitochondrial lines, there's a clear distinction in descent between everyone else and Africa. Not directly, since the ones in Africa are about as divergent from the origin an everyone else, but when Africa has its own branch that's a sister to the branch every other single line is under, it looks pretty telling alongside African found lines being in those other branches. Wherever we want to say people started, they apparently decided to squat in Africa for awhile. I would be interested to know which lines are found in the Balkans, though. Just don't tell China, they've got to be livid Europe managed to snag the oldest human trophy from Africa before they did.

This is all mostly unimportant for the topic of race, anyway, because the ancestral people weren't "black" to begin with. Or Balkanians. It's not as if any group has been devoid of biological changes since that period. The idea that humanity was once all black is one of those arguments that tries to play to modern concerns but just ends up blundering through anyway. Saying we all come from Africa does about as much for racial discussion as it does to say we all came from that tiny rat thing during the Dinosaur era.

Aww, cute fanart. Wondered why there wasnt more.

>The Hand, see they're mixing it with the MCU.

That's disgusting knowing-what-you-are-talking-about privilege!
We need to bring down the been-there-done-that-riarchy!

user do you expect white supremacists to, you know, be logical? Racism is just a big, big way to irrationally cope with one's fears with the world.

I am aware of the way tribalism provides an identitary crutch and easy purpose.
But that doesn't mean I cannot employ a reductio ad absurdum to refute the idea.
Especially if it manages to not only defeat itself but the entire ideology by conflating genetics and cultural identity so sloppily as to deny the existence of their own faction of the latter for a sufficiently long timeline.

tl;dr : I don't expect anything. This is fun to me.

Yeah, technically it was never even a baby. It's pretty retarded.

You'd think that, after all that's what Brazil tried to do. Instead they wound up with
>DESIGNATED SHOOTING STREETS.

>Because by that metric and with how malleable the term white is, there are not actually any white people on the planet in all probability.
This is what Americans actually believe.
Just because your ancestors couldn't stay out of the slave shed and the neighbor's teepee doesn't mean everyone else's are the same.

Man, Sup Forums has changed.

>some bitch trying to tell a mixed race Maori about privilege
As awkward a moment that was for you, at least take solace in how hilariously BTFO she must have been.

Not an American, and not referring to that era at all.
Is was actually talking about pre-historical ages, necessities of the evolutionary process and pre-modern migrations of various groups not included in the modern definitions of whiteness conspiring against a feasibility of one-drop-rules.
Two millennia of the diaspora alone should have seen ample opportunity to spatter semitic genes across the continent.
Not to mention how there must have been a time before white people from which everyone would have ample drops.
Then there was the invasions of Iberia and the Reconquista, the crusades, the Mongols, hundreds of European wars that could be interesting depending on who you would accept as white...
We are talking about a lot of ways in which a pure white race is easily shown to be a fictional construct before the Americas were ever discovered.

Misty and Danny were, ;_;, a really cute couple and I'm more pissed about Marvel fucking them over than what happened in OMD.

so they break up?

Who is Spider-Woman's baby daddy?

She got it from a sperm bank. Inb4 some ass says it's Carol's

It's just waiting for the dramatic reveal that Hawkeye sold his sperm to the fertility clinic.