Would you?

would you?

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If she shaved her legs, yeah. But I'm desperate.

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Yes.

would you?

YES, face mushed in between those tits and pound away.

FUCK YES, I'd suck the FUCK out her tits and get to give a handjob then proceed to full nelson fuck the shit out her.

Hey uh, also could you provide sauce on that OP pic, please?

Cartoon Selma? Yeah

The real life equivalent of Selma?

Fuck no

Not a fan of smokers, cigarettes flare up my asthma and gives me a massive migraine. I totally would otherwise though.

No, I find her personality too grating and obnoxious. Also, I hate the smell of cigarettes.

I'm ashamed to admit I actually fapped to this scene years ago

I always thought she was kinda cute in a way

Not sure how a real-life selma or patty would look though

Sure after she shaves her legs and I put a gag on her

you know that pussy is hairy as fuck too

Yes and?

what is your point?

No, because I don't like the age difference.

>unnatural hair color
>out of shape
>hairy
>smokes
It's like the Simpsons predicted the modern woman.

you forgot
>jaundiced skin
>no chin

you're a hypocrite, that's all

>what are preferences
there are people who like hair on a woman's head, but not her legs. is it so hard to fathom there are people who don't mind pubic hair, but prefer hairless legs?

Yes. What are you staring at a woman's legs during sex? What the hells wrong with you.

What the fuck is that hairline?

t. virgin who has never experienced the sensation of a woman's legs wrapped around their body.

What even is it from? Coraline I'm guessing?

Welcome to reality. Women have the same bad hair situation like men, just know how to cover it up.
And its the results of using too much dye or use it wrong.

If she quit the smoking, yes.

Apparently Groening would,

Even I'm not that desperate.

I'm still upset they didn't give Patty and Selma to Skinner and chose to make them a spinster and a lesbian instead.

There goes my last lingering shred of heterosexuality.

Not one of my proudest faps

>unnatural hair color
It's ash, she is a natural blonde IIRC.

Ah, here it is, found it.

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The button eyes turn me off... which is strange because I fap to Lalaloopsie.

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I unironically would with gusto.

Just plow her from behind and pretend you're fucking a cow...or whatever large mammal floats your boat.

I mean she's just fat Marge and Marge is considered sexy in the Simpsons universe, right? So Selma is just a sexy fat lady who dresses frumpy. I bet she's great in bed.

Needs more fat
youtube.com/watch?v=X73-_CuWb40

I've fucked worse. Much, much worse in fact.

Without a moment's hesitation.

Didn't know Andrew Dobson wrote for The Simpsons now.

I Fap to monster high

yeah

>Marge, but two thick, late 30's, can pass for Mary Tyler Moore if you're drunk, slutty, engages in likely twincest / double-sided dildo action girls?
They are the dream

Yes.
Like pink flabby jackhammer.
There would be wheezing, unexpected bodily fluids and everyone involved would have their gag reflexes challenged.

>Triple dipping into the family tree
The absolute madman.

Did he draw that? Marge is based off his mom. That's pretty weird.

I wanted to see how she would look with her natural hair color so here I guess

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Pan Pizza?

no kissing.

I unironically wonder what a smoker's pussy must taste like.