>UK vs France Happens a lot on here and there's a lot of butthurt involved >UK vs Germany Also occurs regularly and the Eternal Anglo meme is amusing >Japan vs South Korea I hear it gets nasty but I haven't seen a lot of it >Hungary vs Romania Always seems to pop up in random places >Turkey vs Everyone No-one likes Turkroaches >India vs Pakistan One big poo fight but everyone backs India
Honourable mentions: USA vs Canada USA vs Mexico Sweden vs Other Scandinavians Russia vs Poland/Baltics
>no ally >implying were that desperate Go back to shoving up digeridoos up your ass
Nicholas Harris
Argentina Vs UK has some bretty funny banter here
Jace Bell
Fuck off, we both a land of weak cucks
Mason Johnson
Greece Vs. Turkey is quite rare but always entertaining
Jeremiah Reed
>Sweden vs other Scandinavians kek
Bentley Morris
Funniest is always Japan vs South Korea, even if it's white Americans/Euros teaching English over there RPing.
Brandon Hill
FTFY
Henry Ortiz
football bantz = best bantz
Brandon Howard
Remember : it began with Agincourt, but ended with Castillon.
Landon Green
Switzerland vs. all the blows
Juan Russell
Trump means I didnt get to use this so Im posting it now.
Asher Carter
Romania vs Memegary tbqh senpai
Gavin Gutierrez
meh, is only funny during larger cups
Brody Sullivan
>USA vs Canada >USA vs Mexico
Doesn't your competition need to be relevant before it can be a rivalry?
I would vote for the UK vs France rivalry since they have been BTFO one another for centuries.
Kayden Reyes
USA vs Everyone
Connor Collins
Everyone vs Canada.
Because everyone hates the shitposters. They never win either
Nathan Fisher
It really is
Matthew Kelly
>Poland vs Germany Polacks are stil buttmad about 1939, and Krauts want their old clay back.
Tyler Phillips
>MFW theres no contest, so theres no mention
Caleb Myers
It goes waaaaaaaaaaay before 39 my dear burger.
Thomas Evans
>Turkey vs Everyone
Nathaniel Green
didn't the krauts and pols, use to be friends? what happen'd? did you let to many jews through your boarders into germany?
Michael Garcia
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Thomas Reyes
I like India v Pakistan because they actually kill each other. Plus, Pakistan isn't alone, they have China and the U.S. also gives them money to "fight terrorism" but it actually goes to building their military on their border with India. The only negative is that India constantly BTFO Pakistan. Honorable mention for England v Ireland for the bantz.
Jackson Jones
Japan and Korea used to be a brutal angry rivalry, but over the last couple of years worst korea went full social experiment so we staryed seeing a lot less of them.
Aiden Watson
We mess with the Australians when they are awake.
Aaron Perez
>england vs celts FTFY
Jayden Jones
>paki education
Daniel Sanchez
Eh, the US-UK relationship is more of a rocky balboa-apollo creed enemies to friends story than a rivalry.
That being said the Brits always act like spoiled entitled cunts, I would blame it on the nanny state but appare tly their shittiness goes back generations.
Parker Morris
WW1 >pole lack of education
Jayden Williams
>That being said the Brits always act like spoiled entitled cunts HAH! HAHAHAHA!
Julian Moore
>ww1 >polish state
oh my god... that punjabi uni thought you well
Jackson Cook
my farts smell like roses! yours run down your leg.
Connor Cox
>thought
Bentley Robinson
Kek
Ethan Davis
Axis vs Allies
Alexander Butler
I worked as a poker dealer in Vegas for a few years and every time an Irish tourist came in I would have the cocktail waitress makes their drinks really strong. Once the Irishman's face was good and red I would just say to him, "What do you think of the English." Everyone at the table loved it when they would go on a 20 minute rant about how they "'ate te fookin English." Also, when a drunk Englishman would come to the table I would ask them what's it like to be from Scotland and watch them freak out.
Camden Cox
im asking a qustion because we didn't learn the history of irrelevent countrys. you pleb. just admit you dont know shit about history and go back to learning more english in the hope you can get out of your shithole
Gabriel Jenkins
about right, ask the english man about the welsh, see how long it takes them to mention sheep shagging
Zachary Myers
>Learn English >Countrys >Not countries
Lad your making us look bad please stop.
Kevin Lewis
I think you dropped out of kindergarten, lad.
Landon Taylor
Are Polacks butthurt over the crusade not leaving when they were done, or the Prussian anally raping your old commonwealth. Whenever the commonwealth comes up it is the mostly a bitter rivalry of all Poland vs Lithuania. In which both scream about clay and the Poles whine that they could have been a great empire if it wasn't for shiftless lithuanians.
For more examples of this type of butthurt read mein kamph or witness the rarity of Austro-Hungarian banter.
Julian Richardson
Poles did jack shit in the wars we had to wage for the commonwealth. Poles better be happy we defended their asses.
Kevin Foster
German vs British, French, Austrian, Swiss or just about everyone really. Russia vs Ukraine on the other hand is pretty shitty because they just get super butthurt at each other and not in a funny way.
Daniel Bell
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Joseph Garcia
Poles vs Russians and Ukrainians is always fun.
Honorable mention for Hungary vs Romania.
John Bailey
UK vs USA Turkey vs UK Australia vs Canada Canada vs USA France vs Germany Germany vs Italy USA vs Mexico Peru vs The Entire South American Continent
Julian Kelly
Belgium vs itself
Daniel Mitchell
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Kayden Williams
Japan vs. South Korea is my absolute favorite. Those guys go for the fucking jugular and it's a hilarious thing to witness.
Adrian Cox
dingoes ate your babies all the time
Matthew Watson
Brits act stuffy and superior because they earned it with their empire desu. It's the same reason Americans are arrogant: you earned it by being top dog.
I didn't include UK vs US because it's mostly friendly banter on here, like UK vs Australia.
Thomas Rodriguez
Canada vs Australia
Mason Mitchell
Kek
Every Belgian poster on here hates the idea of Belgium
Tbqh with you senpai its fascinating how you literally wrecked everyone in the medieval ages and the Napoleonic era (you were at war with literally half of Europe) but you got destroyed from 1870's to the Vietnam war.
Jose Diaz
US v. the entire European continent
Adam Rodriguez
>but you got destroyed from 1870's to the Vietnam war.
Didn't know we lost WW1, Sino French War. Thanks Serbia
Nathan Gonzalez
Kek.
Speak for yourself frenchie
Wyatt Campbell
Hungary vs Romania and all the slavsphere entering the arena is pretty funny, it's like watching WWE but with eastern europeans. Sweden vs the rest of Scandinavia is sad though.
Tyler Wood
>krauts and poles >friends
You have some history to learn m8.
Dylan Thomas
Stupid belgians, they ruined Belgium.
Ian Flores
You lost WW1. Germany invaded you. Anglos had to liberate you again.
Nolan Robinson
Aren't Poles Prussians in denial though?
Jaxon James
Winning the war doesent mean you didnt suffer huge casualties, and the flower of Freanch youth being decimated isn't worth Alsac-Lorren.
We also "won" WW1 but lost half of the male population. Thats not a victory.
Nolan Murphy
uk - germany is hilarious, mainly because germans getting pent up online and how they word stuff is fucking funny
uk - france is just tedious now, if there wasnt a post limit the thread would just keeep onnn goiinggg
uk - argentina is basically just an annihilation against argies where EVERYONE just teams up against them. you rarely see Sup Forums unite unless its a uk - argentina thread
the cutest rivalry is probably watching the eastern euro countries bump heads, maybe its the broken english but either way its entertaining and endearing
Luis Miller
Before Sweden's depravity was well known scandi banter was pretty good: They rejected the Fingolian, called Norway cod fuckers, called Danes soft germanic cucks, and they all hated Sweden for controlling then for long periods of time under their empire.
Jacob Allen
More like some Prussians are Poles in denial The Teutonic nights were the first to start germanizing the Poles.
Evan Hernandez
>Post about the Hundred Years war >In which the UK got kicked out of France >Literally lost to a women
Benjamin Rogers
fun fact IDF actually fought against Israeli militias, including casualties and even a naval battle. OY VEY it's because of the goyim
Logan Robinson
Huh ok .. then Soviet Union lost WW2 good to know. Anyway, you don't know our history to say that we get destroyed from 1870's to the Vietnam war
Anthony Sanchez
Yeah because you're irrelevant. t. Another irrelevant country
Isaiah Baker
No, Prussians were a Baltic tribe.
Adam Wood
Canada is a massive fag because it is influenced by france and france is a fag country.
Aiden Wright
it is some of the best shit because it is incedibly Sup Forums. the movie Defamation comes to mind
Easton Morales
Oz vs NZ.
They think they're smarter than us. Lol.
Probably because they live on a dank ass island similar to the UK without the character and proud history.