Agents of Mayhem Character animated intros

It's ok
youtube.com/watch?v=8s9LKwhuudY

Just like the game itself, I hear

eh, after 4 the Saint's Row franchise is just kind of spent. Hell even they know it which is why they didn't put the name on it but it's fucking purple and the Fleur so whatever it's a subpar Saint's Row game

Hollywood is an annoying Johnny Cage rip-off. Kingpin is just shitty and boring, barely even fitting in the game at all (He should have just stayed in Saints Row). Daisy has a fun design but she's just fucking obnoxious in game.

The rest of the characters are cool but Red Card is by far the best character. He's too good for this game.

Hollywood is pretty much just the boss from saints row, the game is the saints row no one asked for, but is still a great game
volition just can't let the saints row universe go to waste, i guess

Can we talk about the animation though?

the Saint's Row games were funnier than this, right? Am I misremembering?

Agreed. Red Card is easily the best. I like the idea behind Daisy, but she's essentially Pam from Archer without any intriguing characters for her to bounce off of. Fortune is a sky pirate and I really wish they did something more with that than just "She's a master thief." Gremlin is super cute.

Really hoping Volition moves on to something different after this. I'd love to see what they could do if they stretched their legs and moved on to something new and not tied to SR in any way.

they are. different writers.

>look at IMDb
>no Laura Bailey casting credit

Agents of Mayhem seems like a game that doesn't really know what it wants to be. It's trying to be a parody of Saturday Morning Cartoons but doesn't really play with the idea in the slightest. There shouldn't be any swearing in the game at all IMO for a start. It's trying to be goofy and crude at the same time and that's making them fall flat on both. The villains especially are boring in comparison to what the 80's cartoons this is based on came up with.

No Hollywood is Josh Burke.

Daisy's the Boss, but I still hate her guts.

I like playing the game but so far the story is garbage. I can play games without stories or characters to speak of, I was playing the first Crackdown before this.

It's impossible in the greater Saints Row fandom right now. All they want to talk about is how gay the characters are and no one's making lewd content.

The animation goes from, "this is almost passable animation" to motion comics.

I'm conflicted about it because it looks like kind of an empty, soulless version of Saint's Row mixed with Crackdown and a coat of Overwatch...

but Persephone hits basically every one of my fetishes.

Hardtack is like a GI Joe character on steroids. I love him.

That's why Agents of Mayhem is an entirely different universe.
Its now GI Joe instead of Gangs.

I had a great deal of fun with it.

>Not liking Daisy
What's it like to be a fucking faggot smothered under the weight of a thousand flowery cocks?

You could just get the porn without actually playing the game.
Maybe they're like me and checked out when they read "talk to the clam". Now I'm just waiting for porn, if there ever is any since it sounds like this isn't doing too hot.

The backstory is actually pretty fucking dark behind all the ridiculous gameplay and exploits of the extremely colorful cast during AoM itself.

When you start actually reading the biographies and watching the 'extra' animated cut scenes you unlock and it really becomes apparent how fucked the world was by these comicbook super terrorists during their opening assault on the governments of the world.

Who cares?

The best female boss voice ever was Russian Boss Lady.

Well yes my good sir I do like the males sexually.

This guy knows his shit.

I don't like reading. I'm not trying to be cute, I just find having to search out the plot to be obnoxious as hell.

On another note Gremlin/Hardtack OTP I want her to get what she wants.

>lel Overwatch ripoff
When will this meme die?

Watching the animated cutscenes from the terminal in the commander's room aboard the flying base is hardly some sort of arduous trek.
Everything is adjacent to the teleporter you use to get onboard in the first place.

If you don't even care enough about the lore to stop and take it in then who else have you got to blame but yourself.

Game is trash. They should have just made a Saints Row 3.

But don't you see the cutscenes when you play?
That is the implication of the name "cutscene."

>a coat of Overwatch...
The most it's got in common with Overwatch is that D.Va's Voice Actress is in the game doing what is apparently her only voice.

So is Dr. Eggman. Is it Megaman?

So is the guy that did the Bootyquake song from that show, is it that show?

So is a guy from Agents of Shield is it Agents of.. Oh wait.

What the fuck did I just read?

>posts on Sup Forums
>blanches at a couple of swear words
Just go fucking kill yourself already.

A post on Sup Forums.org about VAs in being in multiple medias.

If you think my problem is with the act of swearing itself, then you've clearly missed the point of the criticism.