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I like comedies

I am the only person sneedposting. It's quite exhilarating.

I don't really watch movies but I come here to shitpost and start race baiting threads

I was buying a new pair of headphones and the cashier guy excitedly said "hey man you gonna see Black Panther this weekend?" and I instinctively said, "No, I feel like I've outgrown shit like that" and he looked so heartbroken

well there's at least 2 of us

I can't commit to a waifu for longer then a month

damn look at mr crazycock over here

Political shitposts get me plenty of (You)'s

If there’s something being posted on the board that really gets on my nerves like sneed or Lotr taxposting I’ll get over my autistic rage by using the meme to say something I think is funny, even if others do not.

I absolutely despise anyone who rated Thor Ragnarok
I wish Josh Whedon would go neck himself for JUSTice league
I loved all the seasons of Boardwalk empire, but first 3 were truly GOAT

I once gave a Christmas card to a Muslim co-worker and he got really offended and mad. The next Christmas, I gave him another one.

I prefer the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre to the original

I like plucking the dried shit crumbs from the last time i took a dump out from my hairy asshole and snifing them afterwards

I've been watching the womens GB olympic curling team with the sound muted and had immoral thoughts about them.

I miss when baneposting was the worst element of this board.

I dont like movies or tv. Books are superior.

I shitpost as a hardcore leftist to derail threads I have no interest in. Usually I steal talking points from guys like Hbomberguy and Moviebob, sometimes word for word. I also shitpost as a hardcore Trump supporter, sometimes in the same thread. In those cases, I steal talking points from Razorfist.
I'm a massive Snyderfag and I love Man of Steel and Batman versus Superman.
I wrote a 12k word essay on why Big Hero 6 is my favorite film. I also got 10k words into something similar about BvS, but I wasn't satisfied with the way it was going and I stopped
I find Bane, Raimi, and Sheevposting hilarious
I liked Rogue 1 and thought Force Awakens was passable, but I hated Last Jedi and think it's the worst film in the franchise.
I geuniely enjoy parts of Revenge of the Sith

A few years ago I stopped watching movies. By myself at least.
Sometimes I'll see a movie that looks good, then I'll think
>but X might really like to watch that movie
so I flick through it to see whether it's actually kino or just generic garbage (I pride myself on my recommendations being only the best).
I think save it to a notepad file I pull up every time I go to a friends.
That way, I'm always recommending solid, 10/10 masterpiece while everyone else wallows in capeshit and other garbage.

I've never watched the original star wars but have seen episodes 1-3

I not only enjoy Speed Racer, I think it's the best thing those two have ever made.

I really, really like it when characters in movies brush their teeth. Like seeing them brush their teeth makes me happy, like I know their mouths are clean and ready for the day. At night, in the morning, middle of the day, doesn't matter to me, just as long as I can watch them scrub away all the oral filth and come back out of that bathroom fresh and new. It's a guilty pleasure of mine. Every time a movie has a teeth-brushing scene, I watch it at least ten times through, analyzing every single stroke of the brush, every change in position, making sure they're getting every nook and cranny. When they brush one side of their mouth more times than the other, I tend to get angry. I almost want to put my hands through the screen, grab ahold of the brush, and brush the actor/actress's teeth harder and harder until they bleed. That's when you know they're really clean. I especially admire Will Ferrell's character in Stranger than Fiction, because he actually counts the brush strokes on both sides to make sure they're even. I find it immensely satisfying, knowing that these characters' mouths are clean and their breath is fresh. It gives me purpose in life. That's just my opinion though.

I have never seen a Star Wars movie and I don't intend to.

This site is rife with complete pieces of garbage but it's the only place that actually promotes freedom of speech. So, I have to share the space with spineless, anonymous racists who have been ousted from their "safe spaces."

In all the time it took me to exhaustively read the wiki and watch some key scenes on YouTube so I could participate in /got/, I could've just WATCHED Game of Thrones.

You should probably watch the original three once just to understand why it is what it is.

I've never watched a single youtube movie-reviewer

This but unironically.

> I cried when the girl in Logan says 'daddy' at the end of the film
> I masturbated to pictures of a woman in her 40s bare feet and I have a mix of regret and acceptance of it, especially given the fact I've masturbated to far worse things

with soap and water right?

there are several of us

>expecting that kind of sensible decision from a guy that just admitted to getting off from smelling his own shit

watch RLM, friend!

I watch trash TV shows just because Gordon Ramsay is in them.

The prequels were better.

I bought into the "why aren't you making films?" meme...

Same. I even bought an ultra HD TV after I graduated from college in order to enjoy television and movies in 4k, thinking that now that I had time on my hands I would again enjoy my old hobby.

But, every damn day, I just get on Sup Forums and shitpost.

Sometimes when I'm triggered by a trope I will shout 'No!' at the TV

with Biel or Daddario?

I LARP as a communist on Sup Forums.

I make at least one 300+ post thread a day over there, and I've probably converted hundreds of Sup Forumsacks to communism with my superior argumentation skills.

IRL I'm a radical centrist, but my lifeforce is sustained by the eternal (you) and communist shitposters get the most.

Biel

fuck you

I pretend to fall for political trolls just to waste their time. It's addictive.

I watched black panther and enjoyed it

based and checked

I now mostly stick to reading wikipedia articles on movies rather than watching them myself.

Her tits are nice and perky but she'd probably rip your cock off with a hand job

>I've probably converted hundreds of Sup Forumsacks to communism with my superior argumentation skills.

Have a brushy gif

Are you the Estonian guy?

you're not missing anything

It's been so long since i've seen this meme

thats what i used to do, now i just watch porn

>"I like plucking it out sometimes" =/= Literally jerking off to it

Stop projecting your shit fetish onto me, guy

I like dressing as a girl even though I'm a guy.

What are some movies about this phenomenon Sup Forums?

I can't watch wholesome family shows ,
Because i know am going to due alone .

yeah the sensible thing to do is refuse a handjob from Biel. I agree.

Laurence Anyways

Godfather II is the worst of the Godfather trilogy. I still watch it but I don't like it. Nothing in it makes me feel something, but in 1 and 3 I feel emotions

10 Cloverfield Lane's ending wasn't as bad as everyone hyped it up to be.

I ate bacon yesterday, father. I forgot that friday thing about not eating red meat or something.

10 Hail Mary's and 3 Our Father's

I've gone to the theater by myself for the past 6 years. I can't really watch anything at home with the few friends I have or my roomate, it just feels uncomfortable now.

yeah i did that too

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haah why dis E so small nibba

I’m not gay but I like acting gay. I’m really comfortable talking to a queer friend of mine as I can be myself and speak with a gay intonation and make hand gestures.

fuck why is this so hot

Reporting in

I don't like the Bone Tomahawk. Also, I smell my feet everytime after I take off my socks but I hate footfags. Am I a footfag in denial?

>Madness combat
I haven't thought about that in years.

I recently marathoned the Twilight trilogy.

I'm a 25yo straight male

>I absolutely despise anyone who rated Thor Ragnarok

Amazing movie. Fucking loved it. Taika is a god

The Silence of the Lambs

I saw all the Twilight movies at theater with my mother.

I at least have the excuse that I'm a faggot.

i mostly come here for the waifu threads

I forced this image for months on end

nothing bad in that

There are 5 twilight movies my man.

i hate movies i just like to post here because this board is a dumpster fire

I came here from Reddit during The Fappening and never left. I started out on Sup Forums cause I saw greentexts from there on /r/Sup Forums. Then I moved to /r9k/ and didn't go back to Sup Forums. I used to be too intimidated to come here because I thought you guys would be too patrician until for some reason I came and stayed and moved out of /r9k/ cause it's retarded to browse that place.

Shitposting in a confess thead is like spitting on the Face of God

i mean if your reading the wiki anyway you could have just read the books

>larping as a larper
Sad. There are never any 300+ pro-communist threads on Sup Forums, let alone daily

Fish Filet best thing on McDonalds

I downloaded a car.

Based Springer poster

Blatantly false

I screencap my own posts and pass them off as not mine. Pic unrelated

i really enjoyed black panther

i'm too self conscious to go to the kinoplex by myself. so i wait patiently til i can rent it.

>1990s
>go to see Leave it to Beaver movie
>me and aunt only ones there
cool time

nice. was it good?

I watch everything with subtitles on.

no. my aunt gave me a handie though, that was good

No. My aunt gave me a handjob though, that was good enough

user. are you the same user? that's yucky.

I've finally gotten over my insecurities. It's just me and Balthazaar frequently at the cinema now. Although Balthazaar spends so much time flapping and squawking that it's really just me

who is Balthazaar?

my pet falcon

My brother. He's autistic.

I'm in love with a 19 year old pussy. I wish I was sucking and lapping it right now.