How hard did you celebrate the return of Mistitties Knight?

how hard did you celebrate the return of Mistitties Knight?

also Defenders is best show.

I smiled when she lost a limb.

I cant wait for all the anger the casuals and sjws will have when she ends up with Danny.

BLM and tumblr aee going to boycot the Defenders.

This show was SHOCKINGLY bad.
Like, amateur level bad.

I don't know who wrote it, didn't pay attention to the credits, but it's painfully obvious they either actually and literally had no idea how to write a story, or they were so rushed and/or otherwise indisposed that they completely forgot to employ basic Writing 101 rules and techniques.

It's actually kinda jarring how legitimately bad the writing for this show is, considering they've been doing pretty damn good for themselves up to this point. It's bizarre.

As someone who wasted their college days getting a degree in video production, it was also shot and edited poorly.

Misty'd mistitties were fucking incredible, thats for damn sure

I think the worst problem was the obviously fake stump on Stick the whole damn time. With one arm longer then the other. At least give it a closeup to show its a ton of bandaging pressed over his stump. Otherwise it just looks bad.

You really don't have much going for you, do ya?

>Imagine being this sad

Did they show anything of Misty and Danny?

Finished three episodes. Can't stomach the idea of watching more. I literally starting rewatching old DS9 for the 134th time instead.

This was so fucking dull how are any of you still entertained by this monotonous plodding shite.

Misty Knight thread?

It all just felt really lazy and anticlimactic. These four shows finally connect together, and we get what? The superheroes in hiding, mostly isolated from their supporting characters, the supporting characters barely interact with each other, the big villain(s) were underwhelming. Danny was especially underwhelming AGAIN.
There were parts that I really liked but overall I was disappointed.

MisTHICC Knight

>Misty Knight thread?

God I want to fuck those tits and cream all over her face.

We call that "filling the oreo"

Wait, so are SJWs for or against race mixing? Make up your minds.

They're for race mixing when it's white women with non-white men.

Nah, that's just Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is the opposite

>Simone Missick has a wholesome instagram and no beach pics

Waifu material but at the same time infuriating.

for sure

for a group of bigots, it's ironic that their fetishes are huge black dicks and trannies

We're in favor of multicultural relationships.

Nah, they're literally the only people who talk about shit like that. They're obsessed. They literally made a niche fetish mainstream because they talk about it so much.

>Sup Forums
>bigots

Easiest way to tell someone's never been to Sup Forums and just parrots second hand shit.

>that awesome fight when the Defenders escape Midland Circle
>Stick being savage
>Black Sky can fight all the Defenders at once.
>that bitch gets killed and it felt good
>finally those hand motherfuckers are dead
>using old school drug poisoning to take out Luke
>heads will roll
>daredevil sacrifice
>motherfucking BORN AGAIN

fuck you contrarians, this was GOAT

Found the Sup Forumstard.

Nice proving me right.

So do Misty and Danny swap spit?

Because if that doesn't happen then nothing matters.

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JessicASS

Nah but Danny's paying for her new arm so they'll probably get freaky next time

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she's gonna give him a metal arm handjob as thanks.

>board where the common reaction to dissenting opinion is "we're going line up you liberals, shitskins, niggers, faggots and open up with a firing squad" is actually not bigoted

They think black women hooking up with white men is the worst thing ever.

>Far-Righters and lefters gets buttblasted as the thought of Danny and Luke being BFFs
>Legimate argument of Daneen vs Danisty

Jesus. What happened to H4H love?

>*arguments over

Its both really. But for diffrent reasons. Sup Forums masturbates to it or hates it because they seem to think mulatos are an abomination. SJWs just hate whites.

You realize that cuck faggotry started on Sup Forums and that Sup Forums is responsible for more of that shit than Sup Forums right?

Sup Forums is majority brown larping as white

50/50

>pure waifu

it's not fair

>also Defenders is best show.
I want fucking casuals to leave.

So if The Hand were the ones who destroyed Kun Lun at the end of Iron Fist, why didn't they just get the substance while they were already there?

Is their plot really "Oh shit we forgot and now we gotta go back"?

Yes.

>mfw those HWNDU streams
>mfw all the latinos and MENAfags shouting white supremacist lines

Any good porn look-alikes?

Wow the immature permavergins here objectifying women are staggering to see.

Not gonna lie, I got kinda hype when Stick threw a stump-punch.

I hope this isn't photoshopped.

welcome to Sup Forums, feel free to leave and never return.

He is right though, Sup Forums's Sup Forums has people from all over the world with different ideologies and backgrounds. Its less of an hive mind than other places on the internet than other's chans Sup Forums

>3 full episodes just to meet
>a full episode of the characters dropping lengthy exposition that anybody who's seen all 4 shows already knows
>a full episode of OH NO OUR SUPPORTING CAST IS IN DANGER
>the painfully forced "heroes fight each other episode"
>a penultimate episode that is needlessly convoluted and creates almost no momentum leading into the finale
>a finale consisting mostly of a poorly lit, poorly edited fight sequence with an unclear ending and a generally anticlimactic feeling

Defenders had good moments but holy shit not a single episode was actually good from start to finish

I thought this place was SJW-friendly.

Fuck off Sup Forums, stop derailing the thread.

>why didn't they just get the substance while they were already there

I assume they did, but there was little or none left. Substance comes from dragon bones, dragons are (mostly) extinct, Gao says the last known deposit is the one underneath Midland Circle that was sealed by a previous Iron Fist.

What they forgot about was this fucker.

Sup Forums is as SJW-friendly as Sup Forums is bigoted. It's all mostly a meme because people don't handle a little political disagreement.

Did she meet her man Danny

Was there a single redeeming thing about this show? Writing, directing, soundtrack was laughably bad and out of all the 4 leads only Charlie Cox is a good actor. There's no reason to watch this show, it's not even "so bad it's good" kind of show, it just sucks.

>those chocolate cantaloupes
How can Colleen even compete?

face too black

This gives me hope that Gao will be back in IF 2 as something more.

I really feel like they kind of failed to use her to her full potential.

I just want one person writing these shows to read Immortal Iron Fist. Or care about he character

why do black women always have such unfortunate hairlines? is it a genetic thing that they just recede far back or is it because they pull their hair so tight for their wigs and stuff?

I just keep staring at her 6 head, I can't appreciate tiddies

one more thing. I'm made uncomfortable by the way she stands, its like her spine doesn't bend, its just a straight rod

Need more cleavge to be quite honest

Pulling the hair tight is definitely a cause of progressive baldness in either sex, as it damages the follicles. You see it in a lot of long-haired athletes who consistently tie their hair back into a really tight bun or ponytail.

It's not her tittays are huge but she is barley in defenders

It is a shame that Danny got the writers and directors who didn't. Even if I didn't care for Luke Cage and Jessica J as much, at least it seemed like the writers cared about the characters

What the FUCK was up with those occasional shots where 90% of the screen was a blurry shoulder/hair and 10% was the character speaking.

No it wasn't. There were some good or even great parts but it was mediocre at best.

The real Thor is still well-liked in this board as far as I know.

A major weakness of Defenders was Sigourney Weaver's character. She's a fine actress, but Alexandra sucked.

>multiple shows' worth of other Hand members actually doing shit, being scheming masterminds and generally dangerous people
>Defenders introduces this "leader" who we've never seen before but is supposedly the person who always gets shit done and leads the Hand to victory
>she doesn't do anything except beat up a disoriented dead girl and eat food
>backs out of fights like a pussy
>fails to command any kind of authority from her peers at any point
>her being terminally ill was a pointless plot thread since she ended up getting skewered anyway

God, she was such a train wreck of a character.

why they didn't pick up her hand and reattach it later on?

Those kind of shots can imply isolation or intimacy, but they just kept using them indiscriminately because they could.

It's not fair.

Not only her, the whole 5 fingers sucked ass.

Hope they move forward with the Hand, already tired.

They didn't destroy it. They attacked it, then the pass closed (so now the city is "gone" from earth until the next time the pass opens) Its current status is unknown

Good lord

why a man would be sjw-friendly here of all places? there are no women to impress.

>there are no women
I suppose calling them women would be a bit generous.

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Wish I'd taken the opportunity to do a semester at a primarily black sister college to my undergrad university. Would've been, at the very least, an interesting experience. Probably more for being in the South than for the primarily black student body, though.

Seriously, she was so underwheliming. Gao has manhandled each of the Defenders with little to no exertion. While the males were doing kung fu shit she was throwing around Luke and Jessica. Matt and Danny couldn't even touch her in their respective series. Yet somehow Alexandra is supposed to be this big bad.

>Gao will be back in IF 2
all the pressure from the falling debris has fused her with the dragon fossil and she's now a literal dragon lady and davos will be her champion the same way danny is shou lao's

I hope Defenders taught people how much this Colleen sucks and how much Danny/ Colleen sucks in general. They are so boring together.

I'll be supremely mad because Danny and Colleen actually have a nice thing going and Netflix Misty is an absolute fucking bitch.

I forgot they were even dating

Colleen is fucking boring and also a whiner. Misty is a bitch by that is what Danny needs to keep him grounded. More than ever because he's an idiot.

Me too actually. Also did anyone else feel like Luke and Jessica might have lingering feelings? I mean I like him and Claire but still

How dare you insult the best pairing in the netflix marvel shows

You moron that's not Claire/ Matt

Claire and Matt didn't even speak. What a let down.

I really, really hate Elektra. I hated her in DD season 2 and I hated her here.
I was waiting for Alexandra to do something towards the end of the show and then comes Elektra to fuck things up. God damn everything.

It felt like they were trying to force it, but it didn't work for me. She still killed his wife

Reva was a lying Bitch though

Doesn't matter, it's still his wife.

I'd agree but those Reva revelations might change how he feels about that

Claire/Matt is garbage compared to Matt/Elektra. Claire's just a goody goody to make Matt more boring

This is true and a thing that happens to many women in the military that have long hair.