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Kill Six Billion Demons, Seeker of Thrones 73

THE DOOR

>The priests of the Count are not exactly subtle in their interior design

We've been saying it since she showed up, but it's worth saying again: she's so dead.

>THE DOOR
No no no it's
T H E D O O R

Oh lordy is kitty-cat is dead.

21st century schizoid door

>remove ten foot pole from backpack

Yeah she's probably fucked
Who knows? Maybe the door just needs you to crawl through the mouth

good bye kitty girl
U so dumb, you could have become the waifu of the week

IN THIS WORLD, IS THE DESTINY OF MANKIND CONTROLLED BY SOME TRANCENDENTAL ENTITY OR LAW...? ISNIT LIKE THE HAND OF GOD HOVERING ABOVE? AT LEAST IT IS TRUE THAT MAN HAS NO CONTROL, EVEN OVER HIS OWN WILL.

That dude's holding a nad!

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

BERZERKER

BERZERKERRRRR

Yeah, that's... that's not going to be pretty.

>Everyone is just trying to use me and get me to do stuff
>But not you spooky ghost man that came to me in dreams with offers of power
>Everything you say is clearly for my benefit and not trying to drive a wedge between my allies and I

I though Allison was supposed to be at least a little genre aware?

>I though Allison was supposed to be at least a little genre aware?
I mean clearly she's aware since she told him 'if you fuck me over I'm going to fucking kill you'.

But at least he's somewhat straightforward about it all, and he actually says encouraging things and wants her to reach some true potential, because no matter what she chooses it'll still probably benefit him.

I have a feeling he's got a good bit of influence over her perception of him at this point.

Incubus is being a lot more Pride than Lust here. Get your shit together, you Edward-looking motherfucker.

REMEMBER
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DO INCUBUS JUICE
Oh wait what friends :^)

>Expecting an owner of 1/7th of reality to be limited to just 1 sin

wellfedclatteringchairs.mural

Same situation as the devils: She realizes he's probably going to fuck her over, but for the immediate future she needs his help.
Honestly I think that's sort of whats hurting her with Cio as well. From the outside it's pretty clear he's trying to drive them apart, but when literally everyone in this world is trying to fuck her over, someone saying 'hey don't trust this person' probably makes a ton of sense to Alison. Especially when Cio herself won't shut up about how evil she used to be.

I mean, it just seems relatively obvious who is the greater of two evils here. His name is literally Incubus. I wouldn't trust a single thing that comes out of his mouth, no matter how encouraging it might seem at the time.

It's easy to say you'll fuck someone over if they fuck with you, but incubus is clearly going for a more subtle approach.

Door's ready to get lucky and eat pussy.

sorry not sorry

I mean, to be fair, now that he's inside her head, he's probably got some mental fuckery powers going on that make his words more convincing. Allie's even talking to herself right now, which shows us that the Incubus in her head is using her as a mouthpiece.

Oh yeah. Lucky Felicia is definitely about to die.

I know how to solve this puzzle! */unzips dick*

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>Lucky Felicia uses the sphere of annihilation to kill Mammon in a single round

jump into the mouth faggot, do it!

that would be killer. Did a group figure out how to do that in a run?

> Right? Hello?

Yes, though they errata'd the ability to do that. A group once beat it by using hirelings to dig up and deconstruct the tomb, and others just ripped up all the fancy decorations and sold them since at the time D&D was using gold=xp rules.

sweet. I adore stories of GM's throwing players into deathtraps only to be defeated by a clever workaround.

One of the big problems with gold as XP systems is that players can easily game it. Some OSR stuff runs with the idea, LotFP's Death Frost Doom module has it so the players can skip the entire dungeon and split a decent chunk of gold by looting shit at the entrance.

>Taking advice from the drug dealer, concerning the life and death of the experts on your current situation.

Sheesh, this can only go so wrong.

Don't you forget: she's an aspect of Aesma. She's going to always pick the most horribly wrong choice and it's going to go so badly for her that it ruins everybody else and comes right back around to benefit her; regardless of whether or not she realizes it.

Oh god fucking damnit her name is Felicia.

So... I guess it's time to say: Bye, Felicia.

>Inb4 Lucky Felicia is actually lucky and escapes and we sacrifice one of the Devils. Probably the one impy gal who's the head of the red dude.

Well, Abbadon said this was going to be allison's haircut in book 4. Says enough for me.

Maybe Cat Master will save her?

It's all about being gay for power.

Ew. I miss qt long haired devil-horned Allison

I like it but why does she still have both her eyes?

Rip Kitty.

I hope it's drawn out at least a little bit longer. Character death only really stings if you're attached to them. We've seen extremely little of catgirl. The now dead gold devil at least had a couple more speaking lines - tho even their death wasn't exactly emotionally charged. Having a repeat of that with the catgirl, who was brandishing death flags from the very moment she was introduced, would take things from a narrative fluke to a fumble IMO.

I mean, shit, at least before jumping into the mouth have her pray that this job's payment is going to reach her sick mother or some token effort like that. If it's just gonna be a human sacrifice for the sake of further cementing of how awful the world is, that's just ow-the-edge-type edginess to me.

IMO it's more interesting to see characters struggle and suffer until they've been fully explored and spent. Then they can serve one last purpose by being dramatically discarded. Otherwise it can easily lead to desensitization and readers trying not to get attached to characters.


I hope it's not something like this where Allison's stupid decisions are happening because of fate or subtle mind control. Stripping away character agency like that is IMO only compelling if it's played for drama and either the character or their victims is aware of their lack of free will. Without that it can easily reach into "idiot plot" territory.

No surprises here.
Let's see how it goes. I bet there's going to be a lot of kicking and screaming and begging for her part, utter indifference from the devils and a lot of Sucubus-induced fear and loathing from Allison. Shit's gonna hit the fan waaaay before they reach Mammon.

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>you'll never know what it feels like to never need ANYONE

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She's talking to him not to herself.

That's boring yet realistic and clever. If you were going to loot a place that you know is trapped then looting first room and getting a decent reward from that without risking your life is the most reasonable solution.

Welp, it was fun. Bye guys.

Part of the reason it's there is because, like Tomb of Horrors, Death Frost Doom can easily wipe out a player group and even has a timed TPK mechanic.

nice reference

Only Mammon knows.

>yfw Felicia pulls out a comically large key and opens the door no problem
>yfw the comically large key is a big dildo like Alice in Sexland

cute!
CUTE!

Cat goes where?

Incubus kind of looks like future Allison here.

t. user who is so autistic i'll stop reading something because of a characters haircut

It's happening at some point

Really channeling Incubus there, Allie.

And, as we saw in panel 1 (like I said), she's actually saying Incubus' lines FOR HIM. She's not just hearing his voice in her head; she's actually speaking his lines out loud for him.

See you in hell sperg

I love it

I think it looks cute

bump

She's the only human.
Chances of loyalty are slightly higher.
Though chances of just dying from being cannon fodder is also higher.

>yfw
mfw i had exactly the same thought when i saw the page

Did you make this yourself? It's pretty good.

quit samefagging, your edit sucks
kill yourself

like 2 minutes in GIMP. dont be so impressed.

(you)

why do you have to do this man? Just fucking taint the thread with your bullshit

don't be a faggot

Yeah but she might have the whole "nine lives" thing like cats do, so she only loses one.

my dude why do you have so many unread emails

>why do you have to do this man?
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don't bully :(

I meant the idea was good, not that the technical execution was mind-blowing.

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I'm kind of hoping Lucy Felicia lives through this just as a fake out to everyone thinking this obvious place is where she's going to die at.

Ally will probably feed the gate a demon just to save Felicia who is human like her and to show her frustration with the demons and be even more violence lmao

I kinda not want to read the next two updates or so. RIP cat thief