GARY JOHNSON FREAK OUT

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Freaks out at 0:10 and 4:32

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Is he the new Yeb?

holyshit

he said 'baloney'

i can't believe how unhinged he is

is he mad because he finally found a leppo?

This dude is broken oh my god, this election turned him into Vermin Supreme levels autism

i feel bad for libertarians

he's legitimately insane. not just quirky or eccentric. this is a man in a state of mental deterioration.

The man has gone completely fucking mad, holy crap.

jesus christ wtf is the matter with this guy

Not quite
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hes fucking autistic aleppomao

I am a libertarian but fuck the libertarian party. Throw them in the ditch with the gop and all the dems. Gary johnson only represents himself.

GARY FOUND A LEPPO, MOM'S GONNA FREAK!

haha he's so cringeworthy

Gary Johnson is a HUGE pothead and smoked it every day...but for the presidential campaign he claims he hasn't smoked at all. Such a huge cut off has made him loopy with severe irritability and emotional outbursts

Click on link expecting something like
>"JUST TELL ME ALREADY, WHAT THE FUCK IS A LEPPO!?!?!?!?!?"

Classic weed withdrawl.

As soon as Nov. 9 comes around he's gonna be riding a huge bong around Santa Fe.

This election is just great. The amount of memes is ridiculous.

>This is a Libertarian Senate Candidate in New Hampshire

>Somewhat after that time, Brian met some less than reputable associates and got involved in the local militia movement. The local group was far removed from the stereotype, and appealed to Brian’s call to public service. In 1996, an associate, a supply sergeant in the Army National Guard,, also involved in the local group managed to talk Brian into participating in the theft of some equipment from Fort Devens. As a result of this, Brian was sentenced to 5 months in a halfway house and 5 months in-house detention and 3 years of probation. While serving this sentence, he made a decision to change his life for the better.

>This is what Libertarians believe.

This fucker is unhinged, and people complain about Trump's temperament lel.

Is this retard serious? I honestly can't tell

>his campaign pitch now is that he's a dumbfuck

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE

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>Lolbertarians

Gary is the type of guy that would be arrested for domestic assault, this guy is totally unhinged in the literal sense. He probably is still using Marijuana on the campaign trail

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Say no to drugs, kids.

>ALEPPO! *draws katana*
What did mean by this?

That's not Yebbie, but still kek worthy.

hes an autistic little kike. all libtardarians are subhuman

christ he's a fucking retard

>I don't want to argue.

The representative of the Libertarian party. My fucking sides have transcended this universe.

Time to pack things up, I'm a Nazi now!

The funny thing is:

A libertarian shouldn't know about Aleppo

That's shit on the other side of the world that the US has no reason to know about from the perspective of a libertarian

Jesus, fuck this guy, I honestly thought he was going to attack the reporter at 4:32.

>live in Colo
>rocking my Gary Johnson shirt
>stop at King Supers for lemons and toilet paper
>7/10 braless hippy girl behind me sez nice shirt
>her nips were swayin
>t...thanks
>put my groceries in the car and go to pot store next door
>trying to decide on grape crush or mongo megablast
>Nips McGee comes in behind me
>oh hey again...ha love that Johnson
>buy my quarter bag and go outside
>mfw she comes out with her sack
>throw her a goofy grin and stare at them glass cutters
>so…you wanna smoke?
>head to my car, pass the bowl
>she's flirty, starts feeling my hemp shorts
>look around, parking lot not too busy
>whip out all 4 inches and smell her dreadlocks
>she starts jerking me and giggling
>I can feel it coming up like magma
>shoot my load all over the steering wheel
>she leans in and whispers
>that's Aleppo.

LAY OFF THE WEED, GARY!

Lol that might make sense if he freaked out within a week of quitting.

He's just pulling a south park "giant douche" and throwing his votes to whomever it is he quietly supports.

Proof?

And there are """people"" in his country voting for this human waste. We deserve to be nuked

LET EM FLY POOOTIN

He's crazy, that's why Libertarians and AnCaps like him, he's just like them.

He pretends to be tough. He wants to come off as Trumpesque but he just looks like a muppet.

Reminder that this video is actively spread by CTR in order to drive support away from Johnson and back to Hillary. (The reason is that Johnson is, apparently, the main profiteer of Hillary's unfavorability).

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Even though he's a retard, that guardian video really looks like it's an out of context hit piece. The Guardian is complete garbage. He's already a retard, you don't need to take him out of context to demonstrate that.

The whole I don't want to argue line makes him look like a giant fucking pussy.

Does Gary Johnson have eyebrows?

Punished Johnson

He's a disaster. Legitimately. He went from a solid third choice to a walking embarrassment. That dyke Jill Stein looks better nowadays, for God's sake.

A real al libertarian would have Aleppo near the top 10 places to visit the local McDonald's and spend a recreational nuke or two at the local scenic Mclocal Mosque. Really see the sights. That's what freedom is all about

Why does Johnson have to look up to any world leader?

>Does anyone else feel like they're watching Michael from The Office being interviewed?
Holy shit, that comment's so accurate.

stop posting this in every gary thread

Jill Stein is a better option than this jackass, and I say this as a hardline Trump supporter

He comes off pretty well here if you ask me.

fucu

What a fucking child

Libertarians do not like Johnson. He is a moderate democrat.

I'm pissed I voted for him in 2012.

don't you remember the ron paul hype train

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Pot addiction

again, socialists are ruining the libertarian name, first they had to re-brand when LBJ stole "liberal" now another retarded Johnson is fucking up "libertarian" is minarchist the next name short of going full AnCap?

Yeah.

He's trying to be the new Jeb but people would still rather have him than HIllary.

Honestly I'd rather have Queen Lizard than this literal idiot

All Gary has to do is say "Fuck the bank, fuck the Rothschilds, lets kill em all." and he'll have my vote and my sword arm.

he is having a nervous breakdown. This guy makes Jeb! look as strong willed as Putin.

Has Hillary EVER been asked questions this aggressively? This is how you see what the candidate's are truly made of. Gary just fell apart.

His face is doing Charles Manson tier twitches and shit, damn

This guy is fucking insane.

They way he reacts in all of these interviews is just not normal, it's not the way a normal person behaves, idk if he is just a psychopath or someone who simply has the emotional maturity and self-restraint of a kid. Do you remember when he went completely psycho because one reporter said the word "illegal" immigrants instead of "undocumented" immigrants? kek

I think Johnson is pissed Statism seems to have no climax.

This made me like him more. Too bad I have to vote Trump to keep Hillary out

>Has Hillary EVER been asked questions this aggressively?

No because she owns them. Lester Holtz was torn apart for asking her regular run of the mill questions instead of total fluff soft ball ones

How about a male prostitute? Meet Starchild, member of the Libertarian Party National Committee, male hooker and sex activist in San Francisco.

Don't forget about this classic Johnson moment:

youtu.be/j_azcqlYC2s?t=50

He's like a really insecure, really broken Michael Scott. Fuck, I can't believe he's so self unaware.

the fuck was that fat retard thinking

Yeah I'd vote for her over Johnson. Having Johnson at the hand of our Nuclear arsenal is a scary thought

I feel like he might be putting it on to appear interested in the conversation. I hope that's the case, I hope.

Naw i didn't see that. He's just fed up with the media asking him stupid questions.

He comes off as a close talking crazy person. Like he's about to shank this guy.

He does have one good point though.

>Every tax scholar we've talked to thinks your plan to abolish the IRS and other things and replace them with one big sales tax is unworkable.

Instead of going off on his weird pot rant, he should have said something like

>Name an economist who disagrees with my proposal that comes from a country that doesn't have trillions of dollars in debt.

No one knows how radical tax overhauls would work because every single country uses a similar system AND every single country has massive, massive debt.

When your debt levels are simply staggering like they are for USA, Japan, and a ton of other countries, I really don't think radical tax proposals could hurt.

I mean, why the fuck not. Lets try it. We'll never, ever, ever, pay back the debt we have. Ever. So it seems like farting around with experimental tax policy could only be a good idea. Worse that happens we get a few more trillion dollars of debt we'll never pay back. But fuck it. It's monopoly money anyways at this point.

>"I'm an idiot...I'm the dumbest guy you've ever met in your life"
>hash grins
Jesus christ, this guy is why marijuana possession needs to be punishable by death.

lol you guys do too much on him. He seems like a nice and funny guy

He is a strange looking dude

Don't

I'd be fucking pissed too if I spent a million dollars on a campaign that is doomed to fail

This guy is seriously a fucking retard

Yeah, and most retards seem nice and funny too.

I can't believe I thought this guy might've been ok 4 years ago. He's uncontrollable.

holy fuck lmao. I miss Kasich but this guy almost makes up for his autistic rage at media questions

lmao @ him LUNGING at the reporter one second after trying to act passive and laid back

This is how the party of Ron Paul dies

That fat fuck pretty much destroyed the Libertarian Party. After that stunt went viral the party is now a joke. And the fact that Gary Johnson chose Bill Weld as VP pissed off a lot of the people.

Honestly the libertarians should just burn the Libertarian Party to the ground and try something different.

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Lmao, typical of a sheltered kid who never grew up. I met so many of these in academia, I always recognize the type.

I love how he's completely snapped

Johnson looks like a Jew, hes got the same skull shape and nose as Wolf Blitzer

>libertarian
>thinking

nah, he seems like he's just another DC psycho. can't even hide it. l

How about when Bill Weld tried to overthrow Gary last month?

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