Hello, I will be your modern history professor this semester

Hello, I will be your modern history professor this semester.

*Pull nylon string off stick grenade*

Thanks for the offer but I only fuck people under 250 pounds

>WHITE PEOPLE FUCK

So what's the story behind this image anyway

I'm assuming it's one of those "I'm an art student but have no conventional artistic talent" dealies

>tfw no matter how hard you try, you will never be this autistic

I wonder if he (she? it?) has ever got a single positive response on this costume.
There are certainly enough photos of this beast wearing its costume at multiple events, parties and gatherings to suggest that it dresses like this every single day.

*shoots myself*

What did he mean by that?

>WHITE PEOPLE (PLS) FUCK (ME)

But that person is white. I don't understand....

You will not see the next year.

I do understand my doubles though.

Mental illness. There is nothing to understand rationally...

>pork

He's a leftist. That's lower than a non-white.

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Just fuck my GPA up now.

>he

Hi, i'm a cs student which means i'm probably smarter than you.

I going to look at your social media, past tests, maybe read a paper you have written recently. Then i'm going to spend about 30 minutes a weak writing exactly what you want to hear. I'm going to be wearing a MAGA hat while doing it.

"well children white crackas did the wounded knee"

>"person"

> tfw i'm not even white but that still make me mad

>30 minutes a weak
>weak

It's not even close enough on the keyboard to typo you faggot.

> wanted to wear the gold boots but his feet are to fat

Ayy lmao

That's a lady dyke, my friend.

This fat fuck is fucking white people and you virgins cant even get laid.

Oh boy i hope i have enaugth harpoons.