Brit/pol/ - QT panel edition

>UKIP & Nigel Farage come out in support of @ZacGoldsmith... will not stand against him in by-election
twitter.com/johnestevens/status/791625149527257089

>UK economy grows 0.5% in three months after Brexit vote
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37786467

>Jeremy Corbyn suggests gay history month could be added to national curriculum
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/jeremy-corbyn-suggests-gay-history-month-could-be-added-to-natio/

>Britain to send hundreds more troops to Russia border as Cold War tension escalates across Europe
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/26/britain-boosts-estonia-troop-deployment-on-russias-border/

>No 10 denies 'sweetheart deal' with Nissan
theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/27/no-10-denies-sweetheart-deal-with-nissan

>Left-wing establishment: Kassam couldn’t be UKIP leader because he’s brown
breitbart.com/london/2016/10/27/new-statesman-kassam-fake-beer-ukip/

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Lads wanna hear another joke?

Keir Starmer puts the 'qt' in QT

Go 'ed lad.

Do the Lib Dems really have no one better than Wheelchair Woman?

She's been on that show far too fucking much.

Did you hear about that new charity for Calais refugees?

It's called shave the children.

What a horrible lineup.

>QT panel

Is Alexander Gordon Jahans still a meme around these parts? I've not seen him posted for some time now.

>Dia Chakravarty

I'd Dia her Chakravarty, if you know what I mean

youtube.com/watch?v=VwXQA03MJgE

It'll be worth sitting through this shit episode just to see Molly the dog afterwards

And she's fucking awful. She is "liberal, metropolitan elite": the person

This. I doubt this will surpass the last one in Hartlepool. Jesus Christ that was a rare based show.

He collapsed in on his own weight and formed a black hole.

>tfw not a britcuck

Panel are only fifty percent. You can still have a mad QT if the audience are good.

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What's the worst thing about being a black Jew?

Why are British men so foppish and weak?

What can we do to solve this problem?

>ywn have a qt libertarian paki gf

I'd stir her last night's curry.

Like many memes, as soon as the meme became self aware it died

>tfw not a burgerfat

Ha

You already used that line m8, still not funny

are cuckqueans Sup Forums approved?

Don't know m8.

>tfw not obese

>Dix

That panel is so right wing

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>tfw not a liberal black americuck

>tfw not an Americlap

So many States, so many Greats.

say that to my moustache cunt

In true imperialist style lads, I'd quite happily give the taxpayers' union bird the Dia.

>tfw no girls reply to my messages on dating sights
Wew

Yes. And MILFs

No I didn't m8, the fuck you talking about? First time I've posted on Brit/pol/ today.

Come home, English man

sites*

Going to buy my Charlotte a Halloween costume tomorrow.

But she's a shit tier poo skin.

Be more aggressive/assertive, usually works for me

What sites are you using, though?

Tinder is for getting your hole. PoF is bottom of the barrel last orders shit. If you're serious about it, you need to go on Guardian Soulmates or one of the sites you pay for.

Why, can't she buy herself one?

>Why are Southerners so foppish and weak?

Fixed that for you m80

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A yank posted the exact same post word-for-word a couple of days ago, you must be related

Our Hampshire is better than your Hampshire

Prove me wrong lads

> Ken Loach

The man who says all his films have a strong working-class character that is self educated.

> mfw I watch his newest film.

>suffolk to the north of norfolk

lads

I'm using the ones you have to pay for. I am sick of being alone.

Don't want to come across as a creep, I am not exactly George Clooney, so I imagine it would be seen as creepy if I did that.

Anything south of Northampton is French

Why are American men so obese and spineless?

What can we do to solve this problem?

>jock guard

Of course it was

They have to sit at the back of the oven

>tfw no Gnostic gf

>Gloucester

Lovely to see my town on QT, with what has to be the worst panel in the show's history.
>yes I'm including that South Africa episode

>That panel

Reminder that Dia is our girl.

twitter.com/DiaChakravarty/status/746136032232480768

Communism is jewish.

>It's in the US
Ours immediately better

Nah it's alright, it voted Trump and Bernie in the primaries so it can't be too bad

>Don't want to come across as a creep
Wrong, acting polite makes you seem like a creep

Be forward and direct, be clear you want sex
Also it wouldn't hurt to suggest you want to tie her up, spank her, and abuse her cunt for hours

Could a fellow Brit please explain where this head meme came from? Because I had a hearty chuckle.

She is 5, her daddy has to up.

>Birthday coming up
>Brother usually asks me what I want

Lads, How do I ask him to get me a Hitler Youth reproduction knife without looking like a nazi (He's leftist so)

Reminder that 'I, Daniel Blake' promotes race mixing.

>london was once mostly white

I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU

Bum-chums and willy-biscuits, ladies wee-wee's and poo-poo's, gentlemens diarrhea

>implying Question Theme on African drums wasn't GOAT

>ghastly
is there a more middle class word?

>Sal Brinton

I'd Sal her Brinton, if you know what I mean

It gets worse; I'm in Northborough.

We have Southborough to the east, Westborough to the south, and there is no Eastborough.

We can't desu. Portsmouth is a shithole. New England seems comfy.

Don't do that.

It isn't. Even if it was I wouldn't care.

Be funnier and make your profile cooler. If you can't be funny, just meme at them. I got nudes off a girl once by making """""ironic""""" Hitler jokes.

Ask him for money and buy it yourself

>london was once the centre of the civilised world and the pinnacle of human achievement

m8 I collect militaria

it's just that it has that link

I want to fuck Dia's ass

You Bristol City/Rovers or the Robins m8?

It was a fucking disaster. I live near Newcastle and went to university there and that film is without doubt the worst portrayal of our region I have ever seen.

None of them can act either which was the cherry on top.

So don't go watch that shit.

We were all 16 once I guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=fPNdWnwuBDI

>youtube.com/watch?v=1q1ToUWu3Cc
How do they keep getting away with it

JIDF please go.

Waitrose

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Don't let the frogs hear you say that.

She looks way more qt in her twitter pic tbqh.

bristol city are called the robins as well as swindon you know
think cheltenham town are the robins as well
fucking unimaginative bumpkins

He was a fucking badass

Have you actually read what Marx and Engels said about religion?

jesus fucking christ. my parents are both from yorkshire and came here for jobs.
>mfw i have the cross of st george hanging up on my wall and i have the abolition of britain, hitch 22 and the alternative on my side table and i'm watching sharpe's rifles.

>He thinks Jews are just a religion