Baftas - Thread 2

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FRY IS A BIT OF A SLEAZE

early but sure
bingo so far

been watching for 15 minutes, it's praise a nigger: the show
fucks sake

First for Karen looking FINEEEEEE tonight

based BAFTAs telling plummer to fuck off

Good for Sam. Always underrated af as an actor.

Sam Rockwell is 49. I thought he was much younger.

Defoe SEETHING

was it alan?

Before the Golden Globes I swear Willam Dafoe was considered the front-runner. What the fuck happened? He is still the most deserving imo

no chance Dafoe can actually get a fucking award on this fucking Earth, is there?

His hair is well covered

Definitely JUST underneath

Eh?

holy fuck this is pathetic, even the men are flagellating themselves

>talks about women
>makes tit cupping gesture

Why did they miss him out of the in memorial montage???????

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BAR KEK

What's wrong with her face?

>see Alan Rickman at the bar
What did he mean by this?

it was assumed plummer would win because of the spacey thing

/OUR GIRL/

who. the fuck. is this. dumpster granny.

BASED toby

She had the same makeup artist who did BLACKEDRAW

>BLADE RUNNER KEKED AGAIN
wew

Because he isn't dead?

Dennis Gassner is unironically the most talented and influential guy there

Everybody else will be forgotten in a decade

Based Toby

The Shape of Suck My Balls

how can such cheese possibly get so much hype and awards

tbf the set design was shit

Transitioning straight into a MILF desu

>thank you sony

what the fuck is he wearing

>Dunkirk not even winning technical awards

J U S T

I know Nolan gets a lot of shit - I'm not a big fan either - but he's clearly on the outside looking in on all these awards. They'll probably give him an honorary award when he's 70.

I thought the dude with the glasses was Dr. Jacoby in the long shot

hurry up on the fucking stage, you twats

this guy looks strangely jewish

This guy is fucking coked out of his mind hahah

it must be the release date surely

>award for Outstanding Contributions to Memery

This is fucking awful but I know it'll still be better than the Oscars.

Best Extras Award

karen looks like shit

Karen literally looks like she's about to.go on the set of Blacked any minute

Assumed by whom? Sam has been favourite to mop up all these awards.

>after a joke the camera cuts to tommy lee jones

seriously, my dude, it's sad that you're only half joking. stop with the blacked shit. porn is gross.

>that manlet
>tfw only 5'11

They keep pairing tall ladies with short men, it's quite cruel.

>"And for best visual effects....."
The deer in Three Billboards!!

...

that was a shit joke

>that shit dunkirk effect

what was meant by this?

>Dunkirk's effects are just removal of the physical props

Nolan is a good lad, even if I don't like his movies.

what is bafta?

Fuck off Jen

long "movie"

WE DID IT LADS

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Ridley looking like miserable old fuck as usual

ah-bloo-bloo

Thank god it wasn't star wars

The "effects" were only shit because most of it was practical.

FUCKINF FINALLYLYTYTTTTTTTT

A farting sound

i would overdose on that mush :))))))))

Villneuve looks autistic

Is she on drugs? Looks like a Xanax face

>Sup Forums runner
wew

degenerate

Villeneuve's wife is a hottie

Denis looks like he is on GOMAD+SS tonight tbqh

How many of these were for Harvey?

...

Dennis looked really happy. That's nice

wait his name is prononuced dennee
fuck i thought it rhymed with penis

WEW LADS
FUCKING WEW
JUST FUCK ME NOW

PLEASE CLAP FOR EQUALITY

no......

>zero claps
kek

Lily James!

:3

god damn

He has a director nomination

hnng

>standing up for justice and equality

faggot

this is rape

what's the point of wearing "black"?

Lily James is unfairly hot
I work with a 17 year old who looks like her and that makes it even worse

gimmicks

i am a "witch"

>the real wakanda

Everything below the neck is fine. Above the neck is toxic.

Anyone else think Emily Browning and Gemma Arteton are near on identical?I was sure it was Emily Browning when they zoomed in on her in the crowd.

Did that black kid have a t-shirt on that has #bootycall written on it?

That boxing film looks pretty good desu

Wearing black = wanting to be blacked

Florence Pugh in Lady Macbeth looks so fucking hot

Can't wait until next year when the BAFTAs ban British people from winning awards.

Ugly Islanders btfo.