Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

Morning Sup Forums, what's for breakfast?

>Implying I'm not already 7 inches deep in the kitchen making her breakfast

Nothing.

Just nothing.

>we're having some summer... 'sausage'

Same as yesterday. My dick.

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>BB is a vegetarian
>is 'the funny one' of the group
>never once does updoc
>doesn't even devour a cob of corn with a buzzsaw sound
>or godfather with an orange peel
all the fruit and vegetable gags in the word and they stuck with 'nobody else likes tofu'

Biscuits and not the shitty british ones

I agree with the premise but did you really want them to go with the references angle?

I'm giving them a handicap since its not like teen titans had particularly funny writers to begin with

The writers were pretty funny honestly, though I think you need to be invested into the characters for some of the jokes, not hard though since they're all really well written.

Job applications.

where can i find the comic where fin rape her? for obvious reasons

>lul I'm a vegetarian because I turn into animals
>turns into carnivores

>"I don't humans because I am a human."
>"I don't eat anything I can turn into."
Somehow these two things are radically different?

Time to ask again, is Maggie your ultimate waifu?

if you want a mildly grimderp headcanon answer, he's actually vegetarian as a way to instill in himself an aversion to meat so people stop looking so appetizing when fighting tooth and claw in the body of a hungry reptile

there's nothing wrong with eating humans so long as you have their consent

We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

okay. have a nice day.

Paheal

ye I luv her

A bowl of Oreo O's and milk.

Real Oreo O's from South Korea or the shitty new ones without marshmallows?

I want to eat your heart.

I miss Maggie threads, I miss the time when AT was Sup Forums's show instead of SU. I miss it all.

AT Sup Forums was max comfy in the mornings, SU is just pretentious stuff.

SU isn't even Sup Forums's show anymore. SVtFoE is the closest thing right now
SU was comfy on Sup Forums during the first season

The shitty ones without marshmallows. Sigh.