Why is marvel so based?

Why is marvel so based?

they won't stop until wolverine and spider man have fucked all the girls

Superhero sex must be awesome

I had no idea Mockingbird could fly.

>two white straight people
Won't last.

Bobbi has wings now?

As it should be

Imagine all the positions, imagine the girth gain, imagine the muscle strength, imagine the loads

I'd be okay if Peter got himself a chocolate GF

Isn't Mockingbird supposed to be crushing the patriarchy now? Not supporting it? Why would she make out with a white Spider-Man when there's already a black one out there.

You know if Clint were fucking MJ Parkerfags would be pitching a fit. Gotta keep the self-inserters happy.

>Worst Spider-Man run in ages
>autists only like it because: b-bu-but superior Spider-Man was good!
No it wasnt, Slott's run on superior was really lame and it went nowhere and also had a shitty rushed climax.

she got falconed

peter is the character normal people can relate to

gets as much hotties as rich guy tony.

The correct term is 'blacked' actually.

Oh wait, you mean the wings

>Marvel
>based

Make up your fucking mind

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>Getting rode by shehulk

dear god what would that even feel like. Her muscle control must be insane.

He usually fucks men?
Did he and Black Tom... nah.

He's the Juggernaut, bitch! He can swing any way he wants to.

did they ever date? I like Spidey x Superheroine.

Nothing more "based" then forcing your irrelevant D-lister with a failed book to become popular by riding the coattails of an A-Lister.

they went out on a date once

I love kitty x peter, would love a 616 version

they had a bunch of team ups after that too.

They were gonna be a thing but secret wars happened

Isn't she like old enough or close to old enough to be his mom?

What makes you say that? None of the other kissing bait covers with Miles or Falcap ever flourished into an actual relationship

>They were gonna be a thing but secret wars happened
You mean Wacker happened, he hated Spidey being with a costumed love interest, he was the one who suggested/forced the evil Black Cat storyline because he hated that pairing, and forced particularly because he knew he was going to get leave the Spider-office soon.

No? Bobbi joined the Avengers when Peter was already an adult, their age difference can't be larger than 5 years.

God I hope theres still a chance it can happen again since now those 2 are in the MCU.

really slight chance....

>Mockingbird
Fuck, I still have the bad taste in my mind

>mfw I thought that was angel in the thumbnail

what's that black monster?

Clint's a loser now and as bad as retcons are, they are at least not anywhere close to OMD's literal satanic levels.

>tfw I'm the only Sup Forumsmrade left who waifus Bobbi
Fugg

either ult venom or blackheart

I think she's waifu material- if you ignore anything shes been in for the past few years

Really can't stop slott huh?

How do you swallow something when you're upside down?

Something something Spider powers.