If your favorite character doesn't make a bingo, they just might be gay or a woman. If your favorite character is a woman and they make bingo, they're probably a lesbian. Where does your favorite character fall?
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>wander
>gay
Yes he is
Is Magneto still a badass or did marvel turn him into a pussy?
Strangely, nowhere.
Or maybe they just weren't written by Frank or Mark. I like all these traits individually,(except white, fuck those guys) but if you actually get a bingo you need a fucking rewrite.
Man.....Hellboy barely passed the first line (he has some kind of weird sumo hair), but he got a bingo on the second.
Do supernatural powers count as such in a setting where everyone and their mother has them?
>comics
>gomakemeasandwich.wordpress
Hilarious
>Fix-it Felix was Calhoun's beard
>If your favorite character doesn't make a bingo, they just might be gay or a woman
or french
Close, but no cigar. Halfworld Rocket wasn't a criminal and post-Halfworld Rocket has no military rank. That's as close as you get.
What anime?
And Rocket is 100% straight no matter how many fanfic writers want to shack him up with Peter.
Is this a Carol Danvers bingo card?
This is anti-hero bingo, not male protagonist bingo. There's too many edgy squares.
at least one Bingo
Bingo!
Can confirm, Shadow the Hedgehog matches with about four-fifths of this whole chart.
So every male protagonist needs to be an edgy hardened killing machine, or else they're gay? Well shit.
Yes, and?
Arguably makes quite a few bingos here
I did Herc.
Though I only really like the iteration before they kept trying to reboot him as a down to Earf guy with guns. But still counted he was reworked to be a more serious take on himself.
Last Man
Punisher is the only one that immediately comes to mind that would fit most these. Too much edge for your typical hero.
Yes.
This, most "good" male protagonists wouldn't make a bingo. But my favourite is Elric so he probably does.
>assuming Steven's gender
Nope. Not a single bingo. And he's neither gay (fuck off Gothamfags) nor a woman (although he did crossdress as a nun once).
Maybe I should try this with Two-Face
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>not gay
>don't post an example that disproves my statement
He's not a protagonist. Neither is Two-Face
Refer to the part of my post where I tell you Gothamfags to fuck off with your alternate version of the character.
OP said favorite character.
>doesn't know about the time superman went rogue
OP is a faggot, disregard him.
>If your favorite character doesn't make a bingo, they just might be gay
He's clearly trying to convince people that their favourite characters are gay. IT'S THE GAY AGENDA AT WORK, user
I got two bingos.
I think he hits literally all of the squares
Finn kinda counts?
user...
I kept thinking Cable or Punisher, or random movie villains. But The Shadow's got a score of "missing 5 or 6 squares." And I wouldn't rule them out because he's a character since the 40s and might have a few spare identities like Military Rank.
>Criminal
Self explanatory
>Loner
I mean, the only one he hangs around with is Wuya, and they ditch each other about 4 times a season.
>Anti-Hero
Briefly
>Phsycological Problems
*Probably* has autism or something. I mean, just look at him sperg out at Katnappe during that party and tell me he's normal.
>Supernatural Powers
Shen Gon Wu
Looks like Jack spicer is 100% man.
>durrr doyyyy toxic male stereotypes amirite fellow buzzfeeders???
...huh. Not as many bingos as I thought.
>Implying two seperate writings of a character can't coexist without "not muh"
well Finn the human doesn't come anywhere close
actually this thing wouldn't work for like 99% of cartoon protags
Actually, title/designation would be The Punisher. And the earlier comics, 70s and 80s had humour in them- just not lots. Heck, even that Punisher movie, with the fight scene during the opera record, was dark humour. We just get distracted by the shoot-outs.
>And I wouldn't rule them out because he's a character since the 40s and might have a few spare identities like Military Rank.
His most commonly depicted backstory (Kent Allard) is that he was a WW1 aviator and spy, so that implies a military rank.
The two bingos I got were
>Military Rank - Title - Criminal - Vigilante - Killing Spree (Humans)
>Criminal - Loner - Anti Hero - Psychological Problems - Supernatural Powers
But apart from "white", that's about it, really. He's not "blasé" about killing because the term implies indifference. He isn't really humorous despite laughing all the time. He doesn't use lots of guns, just his trusty .45s and the occasional Thompson. His biceps are not that big, he isn't bald he doesn't wear armor, he is cold but usually not aloof, he isn't really violent (that's more of The Spider's thing) nor brooding, most of his backstories don't imply any sort of "they killed my family" thing and so far he only had one gritty reboot in the 80s.
But he does still have a name that gets used almost as much as his cape name.
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And Spawn
Nigga plz, he's gay as spring-time. Nothing wrong with that, just calling 'em as I see 'em.
The Silver Surfer is not gay
Captain Harlock fills almost the whole board without getting a bingo.
He might be gay, though.
this is the fucking stupidest character bingo ive ever seen.
like edgelord shadow the hedgehog level stupid.
>Gay
Mister, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
This bingo is dumb
Ah, I see your mistake, you wandered into /co, you wanted /c.
Depending on which Harlock series you're using, I think he does get lots of bingos.
Just not crew cut/biceps though. Seriously- there was one cartoon of Harlock living in the Wild West, as Toshiro's sidekick.
Well, some guys do have a thing for sloppy bears.
>characterization is literally "macho, jingoistic douchebag"
>doesn't make bingo
This is rigged, bro
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Harlock is so manly he just doesn't give a fuck about being gay in a bingo
>Seriously- there was one cartoon of Harlock living in the Wild West, as Toshiro's sidekick.
I read the manga of that -at least what I could find translated-. It was a fun read. The damn chick was raped/had consensual sex/both every chapter though.
M-my waifu's not a lesbian, right guys?
>Depending on which Harlock series you're using, I think he does get lots of bingos.
Even if we mash them together, he'll generally miss the following squares:
-Title Instead of a Name (He answers to Harlock)
-Loner (He likes having a crew. He doubles down on aloofness though)
-Biceps as big as your thighs (Though he's not a small dude either)
-Guns (Usually just a pistol, that he seldom uses)
-Armor (Doesn't usually wear any, let alone lots)
-Bald (duh)
-Revenge (Not usually his own motive, but his crew is another story)
He can only score a bingo if we count the Arcadia as Guns and Armor. I can see that, but I don't personally count it.
>Harlock is so manly he just doesn't give a fuck about being gay in a bingo
This is about where I'm at.
And we all know there's nothing more straight than Shadow the Hedgehog.
>except white fuck those
Antifa detected
Heh, Guy Gardner, of all people, doesn't get a Bingo here. He's gets close at far right, but he's hasn't ever went on a killing spree. . . against humans anyway.
If Frank Castle had supernatural powers he'd hit every box.
"Far-right" is just code for closet-gay
>Biceps as big as your thighs
>Brooding
>Scowls a lot(not sure if this counts because Goliath has a goddamn huge brow.)
>"I've been denied everything, EVEN MY REVENGE!"
>Hardened Veteran
Not a single Bingo OP, and Goliath's neither gay nor a woman. What's that mean?
>Supernatural powers isn't marked
Frank had supernatural powers at least twice. That makes another bingo.
>Superman
>gay or a woman
So very very close
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>Spiderman (Peter Parker)
2, 4, 10, 11, 15, 17, 18, 20, 23, 24, 25
Damn, missed Killing Spree (Humans) for a bingo.
Does Ray actually have a military rank? Also, do we count his wheelchair sadtimes as "brooding"?
How??
>Nuke is the Ubermale
>Every single box
FRANK SIMPSON IS A REAL AMERICAN HERO
He takes up basically the entire board desu
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Huh, none of the Green Lanterns make bingo.
Excuse me, but you seem to have left the psychological problems box unchecked on Shore Leave
>white
>asian male
They whished.
This is actually video game protagonist bingo made by SJW
what. nightcrawler isn't gay
Does commanding an army that uses guns count as lots of guns?
Kind of like kamala khan/ms marvel.
>All male protagonists
>specifically says anti-hero in the middle
Who ever made this didn't give it much thought.
>implying he can't be bi
That boi wanted to diddle the riddle even in the comics.
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when are mods going to start doing something about you?
nah, he's doing fine.
>Double D
>gay
Nigga Double D had more pussy than a mad cat lady
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i never realized pearl was so edgy
i really like this game
-criminal
- loner
- white
- dark humor in the face of danger
- anti-hero
- makes a living being violent
- no patience for politics
- psychological problems
- bald
- scowls a lot
Didn't make it
Spider Jerusalem is gay.
I'm okay with this.
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Lesbian.
>if you're not white you're gay or a woman
Okay, that makes a lot more sense.