ITT: we summon kek

ITT: we summon kek

meme magic is real. Kek is th devil. You're all going to hell. No need to do this.

Trump will win anyway

I got this

Lord Kek, I pray for the well being of everybody in this election if they mean others harm. I pray for a swift Trump victory. Praise Kek.

isnt real**********

Meme magic is 90% autism and 10% marketing.

(((Kek)))

600

Pennsylvania for Trump. Praise kek.

Praise be unto Kek!

I praise kek, Trump will win.

check my 6

Praise be upon him

>its happening

If repeating numbers you will die tonight and trump will win the election kek wills it

No

Wait, just to make sure:

The chances of getting dubs are 1/100 because 1/10*1/10 for each number.

Trips would be 1/1000.

Quads would be 1/10000.

This makes sense to me, or am I autistic?

Justin Trudeau and Hillary have a baby and it will rule North America for the next 50 years

Fail check my 4

God dammit guys quit summoning me...I have some numbers to royally fuck up and don't have time to deal with you all right now...it's crunch time.

no but i'll check your 33 and recover with a 9

Check em! Praise Kek!

fuck i meant to make this it's own thread brb

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Kek has blessed you

Kek give me doubles and ill light this blunt up

Singles i throw it away

Triples i neck myself

You really fucked up those numbers

Off. By. One.

But praise Him anyway! Shadilay!

Aaahh, Kek, or some say Kuk, do you hear our prayers?
Grant us digits, grant us digits.

Check my numerical anomaly

FUCK OFF FALSE PROPHET
LORD KEK ONLY SPEAKS THROUGH THE HOLY DIGITS

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Shadilay Brothers.

My lord KEK it is but I one of your merest followers, an emerging priest, I pray for dubs, I pray for your guidance and wisdom. Please, ancient immortal god do what you will, use me for your purposes, let me be your tool to enact you will upon these pathetic mortals

Praise. Kek.

Yo kek is ignoring this thread

Slide sage

My power is known.

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lmao fuck your digits. Trump will win, its obvious, but it's not the work of the devil.

KEK wills the lefty butthurt

Praise kek

sevents

kek if this post is dubs i will name my firstborn Shadilay

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praise

ok

Poo Poo
Pee Pee
Kek Leads Trump To Victory

We do not "summon" kek.

kek is always with us since his awakening.

We are ALL kek on this blessed day :^]

KEK WILL GIVE US SUCH A WIN WE WILL BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES WITH MEMES.

Kek please give us a major terrorist attack in France this week

Kek is powering up for his November 8th showdown with Moloch.

I lend him my digits to boost his immense power!

Praise Kek! There will be happenings a plenty... soon

Ô Mighty Kek I summon your power, please send us a message:

If диbs Assange releases the ultimate leaks on Clinton paving the way for a Trump win

no kek

checked

Kek isn't real

Whatever you say Crocodile Dundee. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie and drink a fosters with your sheila before she gets fucked by an abo.

Shilllers of Hillary

Prepare to be rekt

When Trump wins

By the power of Kek

Leave this shrine, blasphemer!

November 1st.

Where's your proof?

Trump will win the election

Checked.

Minnesota and Colorado will turn Red this year.

Is kek stronger or iglip?

*inglip

kek please let the NSA release Hillary deleted emails and may the contents spark a proxy war in a country that is currently mildly functional

You non believers are doing it wrong.
Stop pretending.
KeK knows your heart.

This thread is weak.

I ask nothing of Kek, for He provides exactly what the faithful need when it is needed.

Praise His name!

Sounds like something some faggot from oslo who shoves pickled herring up his ass would say.

Really makes me think.

Get the fuck out of here, to think, this place.
A sign would be too much, let alone a summoning.
Trump will do it right.

What, there's hardly any gets in this thread. Kek is not here.

Kek is everywhere, and kek is everything.

Good post

I'm sorry. I was wrong. Please forgive me. Praise Kek

Hillary saying nigger on tape.

What?

I was sleeping fagget.

Sheep are not for fucking, Frodo.

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Shadilay, may Kek grant Trump victory. I feel our meme magic has dwindled in the past month or two, we need to step it up before the election.

Oh holiest of Keks, please make me your most top kek. I vow my life to you, oh great kek of rationality and wisdom.

>I feel our meme magic has dwindled in the past month or two

Meme magic does not dwindle, it merely changes direction.

Trump will win the 2016 general election.

That's an especially cool Kek. Check my digits...

PRAISE
THE FROG GOD

I am but a vessel.

your digits suggest you are forgiven and Kek is pleased.

>1111

Warmongering harpy's methamphetamine mixes
badly with her Parkinson's medication and
she gets stuck on a bad trip.
In the name of Kek, so shall it be.

Nice! The meme sorcerer is powerful!

You faggets must use the kek energy in your life as I have.

Praise kek