Why don't you have a beard ?

Why don't you have a beard ?

i am not a numale

Because I would look like a terrorist, habibi.

my church doesn't allow them

He means because he is a faggot.

I've got nothing to hide

joo version of terraforming like the aliens in the war of the worlds

Bless this thread.

Unaesthetic facial hair pattern.

beard is uneven, really thin around the mouth.

what kind of retarded Nu-Church do you go to?

>implying
its actually because you have weak baby face genetics, so you just pretend you're glad you can't grow one. In reality you feel like a bitch.

I do.
And I've had it for far longer than these numale millenials.
...and I keep it neat, trimmed, and buzzed short unlike these kids.

Not sure

because I have an aesthetic jaw and I don't need to hide it and compensate

stubble is the best form of facial hair anyway

I look better without a beard.
Women seem to think so anyway.

you said beard. But you posted a picture of a man who obviously took his own ass pubes and glued them to his face.

My facial hair is awful looking. It's like literal pubes but on my face.

I look better shaved anyways.

i can't grow one....

Because I'm Korean, Koreans can't grow beards

I have one and look like a Islamic terrorist that never sees the sun

Good thing that islamics are not common here so people dont associate the two things

Not sure I like how my dick reacts to this

underage aren't allowed

because i can afford razors

i do because its annoying having to shave everyday

I don't want one

I don't need to hide my weak jaw

square that shit up you beta cunt no jaw faggit.

Fact: beards make a person look more jolly and approachable unless you're younger than 50, in which case you are either:
>a nu-male cuck
>a homeless hobo
>a hipster
>metal as fuck

It is a normal church. Sorry I took so long. We are not allowed to use the internet after 5 so I have to be quiet.

Anyone else getting a lightskinned sandnigger vibe?

I don't have a weak ass chin. Men grow out beards so they can hide their baby faces.

They don't even put in the time and effort to maintain a beard. Like your pic.

>Forgetting its relatively common in the south to have a beard

I have a beard
People say it makes me look like a muslim terrorist or hobo
I do not care

itchy, causes blemishes, and a clean shave both looks and feels a lot better personally, do what you will.

I did.

When it became trendy, I shaved it off. Fuck that shit, once faggy nu-males had beards, beards became gay as fuck. I could deal with bears having them, but not 90 lb. toothpick SJWs, that's just too much.

i'm 21 you nigger this is genetic

>once faggy nu-males had beards, beards became gay as fuck. I could deal with bears having them

Mine's kinda sparse on the cheeklets

Looks allright, but meh. I always assumed it would fill in more but that shit never happened.

Can it fill in more after 25, does it not happen until later? All the men in my family have decent facial hair genes, I'm just wondering why mine sucks.

Because I cant grow one

>tfw 6'4
>attractive face
>cursed with small hands
>5 inch dick
>man boobs despite not being fat
>cant grow facial hair

Im a low test cuck

Why even comment if you're a woman. Of course you can't grow a beard.

Because my jawline is perfect, so I don't have to meme with the rest of you low-test faggots.

because I can't grow one

low t levels since forever. docs prescribed exercise. ok, doc. you're a doctor and I'm not

now I've got muscles and no beard

Fucking soy and plastic my dude

You can be redeemed, start lifting and cut the low fat shit. No microwaving shit in plastic. Jack it only once a week.

MAKE THE ANGLOSPHERE HIGH T AGAIN

naah maybe it's just genetic.
just look at all the low test nu males with full grown beards...

>don't lift
>exclusively eat taco bell
>jack off 3 times a day
>7/10 beard

Du fängst an zu nerven du Schluchtenscheißer

>not supplementing that with a rugged but polished 3 day noshave look

I do, cuz i wanna look like a viking. Nobody bothers me when I'm in public, except chicks that dig beards and all old ladies like it for some reason.

> buying the sharp disposable jew
You buy the foamy jew to go with that, goy?

I'M NOT A FUCKING HOBO

Are you a treegoogle or hapa?

That might explain your predicament.

According to Google I'm starting to annoy your ravens?

Why is your language so ugly?

I like people to assume I have a job, so no.

I'm not allowed.

Pretty sure Shultz means black Sheisster means shitter or something

I think he's calling you a nigger

That's wrong you idiot

>polished

Key word there

Because I have a cute face :-3

>tfw beard looks like this but like no hair on underside of jaw
>tfw beard only looks good when cut super tight like 0 blade and blended into sides of hair
>tfw no proper stache or connectors
looks like I've intentionally got mutton chops

Blame Google, retard.
I'm not the one with such shitty genes that I can't even grow facial hair.
I know your Germans lost 2 world wars, but surely some of you are still men, right?

Then why didn't he just say that?
Fucking sausages, m8
When will they learn.

nice facial symmetry

He said, "You're beginning to annoy me, fat ass"

nope. nothing but germans and irish folk in my family tree, in equal measure

it's the genes. dads side of the family album is chock full of glorious beards. mom's side is chock full of clean shaven bela lugosi looking motherfuckers

>Google says ravens
>Some other bloke says it was niggers
>You say it was fatass
What a shit language

be proud to be not a stupid neckbeard faggot.. and is red hair really this common in your country?

>implying it isn't the baby-faced betas growing beards to protect their fragile masculinity

I guarantee you're a bitch.

Wait, I've got it.
"Gorge Shitters"

You're a gorge shitter, because Ausfailia has a lot of gorges... yeah...

Looks like a fat fish with a disgusting throat and beautiful eyes. What the fuck.

FUKN

G O T E M
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I have one but I generally prefer the clean shaved look.

Quit doing heroin.

oh finally but nothing to do with aussie is it just a common word here

The only reason so many men are growing beards today is because this generation is going through a masculinity crisis.

Same thing happened at the beginning of the 20th century. Young men's grandfathers fought in the Civil War, yet the their own generation was seen as soft and not familiar with hardship. Suddenly men were growing beards and literature such as Walden about living in nature became wildly popular and romanticized.
All the way up to WW1.

because im not a chinlet or jawlet and have nothing to hide. i also think people under 35 with beards are sjw-ish in general and look like hobos

It seems to be ridiculously common in beards and pubes despite almost everyone having dark brown hair my pubes look like copper wire, and almost every man with a beard has a ginger tone to it. In an ironic inversion, my little brother has red hair and very dark brown facial hair

Yeah, the kind of face that screams "SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY." Jesus, you're fucking creeping me out, dude.

Is long hair on a man degenerate? Not faggy long hair but like Thor or Viking style. I'm around 8 months without a cut and I'm thinking about growing it out.

Because I might be gay, but I'm not that gay.

>ironically posting pics of yourself on 4chainz

If you're that concerned about your apparence you should consider transitionning, honey.

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Had one for about a year. Shaved it specifically because of faggot nu-male millennials.

I have enough grey in my beard that I could probably help take the beard back from those Nancy faggots.

Unless you can pull off this look don't even bother

mfw I'm tortured by guilt for running over some kid a few years back

you're on reddit here what do you expect?

Eh..it makes me look older and better overall.

The only reason to cut any hair is fashion-related.

You know who follow fashion trends ?
Women and faggots.

>I'm not that gay.
True
every gay person I see on TV has a beard
never met a gay in real life but...

" The New Rules Of Being Gay (That Don’t Involve The Word Gay) "

The Beard

It’s the new accessory for any gay man wanting to adopt a more masculine appearance. In fact, think of the beard as a weapon. They also happen to be like, really cool so its an instant ticket to looking that little bit more fashionably relevant.

Ha he deleted it.

Anyways, his eyes didn't even match up

>>>
Because women kiss me

Do you look like Hank Hill?

I have a weak lower face altogether so I gotta have some facial hair, plus I'm 5'6, 130 pounds, back pains, deformed thumb, raised by single mother, (well step dad too) have high voice, get hit on by gays constantly, I was born to be some bi nu male and I fight it so fucking hard every day, I do occultism, have done heavy labor in the country side, I dunno what to do anymore, working out and heavy labor just fucked up my right shoulder, so there's go back, shoulder, I don't know what's next I feel like a genetic wreck, anyone else this way too?

>tfw always wanted a beard since LorR but now it's a hipster/nu-male thing
Worst part is I'm a skinny dude with glasses,

Genetics

At least you're not Anthony Butch
>I do occultism, have done heavy labor in the country side
Wait, what?
Are you some wiccan cowboy or some shit?

Lots of homeless here, its unfashionable.

What did he mean by this?

No one knows but funny how you saved it

He knows

Because the only people who have beards besides old ass bikers and old musician are nu-male cuckolds fronting like they are masculine when in reality its the same level as wearing a fedora while sipping a gluten free, sugar free, animal friendly pumpkin spiced cappufrappuslappuccino from starbucks standing in line for the next Apple product barefoot

I recognize myself in this picture and it makes me want to shave

Because it really wouldn't suit me, I'd look like a nu-male.

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