Questionable Content thread

New comic FROM THE FUTURE.......FUTURE........future.....

And May the insufferable cunt finally apologizes, and Winslow keeps caving in.

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And "today's" strip.

>tfw qc has made more progess in the last 5 years than you have

unless you've regressed and are just a child in a man's body who cant handle independence or responsibility and all you havent left home in more than a week, spending all your time shitting on Sup Forums between masturbating and your parents are threatening to charge rent or throw you out then yeah, qc probably has made more progress than you

QC has regressed more in 5 years than any of us have....

>unless you've regressed and are just a child in a man's body who cant handle independence or responsibility and all you havent left home in more than a week, spending all your time shitting on Sup Forums between masturbating and your parents are threatening to charge rent or throw you out

Some of those are accurate....

Winslow could have given his old chassis to May, why didn't he?

I'm gonna throw Jeph a bone here and say that if he actually writes a romance between May and Winslow it would do the comic some good. He'd have to be able to, you know, do something interesting with it.

Wimpy guys winning over bitchy girls with kindness is my fetish.

>Wimpy guys winning over bitchy girls with kindness is my fetish.
Pretty that's every relationship in this comic

Well damn, I did not know that. Just in time to squirrel proof my bird feeders

Claire isn't a bitchy girl.

Going from a humanoid body to an iPad with feet, even a shitty humanoid body that needed regular maintenance, seems like it would be a major downgrade.

10/10

the capsaicin change is proof he reads these threads

Exactly what I was thinking

Nope, he hasn't done robosexuality yet.

Uhh he's definitely been ramping up to it for years. Also fuck you for giving him money

>somebody flips their shit at you for your privilege
>try to placate them with your cast off garbage
I'm sure May would love that.

i want to FUCK winslow

>Also fuck you for giving him money

Why Thank You.

I give Jeff money ironically.

>yet

we all know it takes him years to get anything done. It took, what, 3 years for tranny fucking?

Wait a second.. that capsaicin thing is fucking proof that Hacks reads these threads.

Hey, hey Jeph.

Kill yourself.

>not HEY JEPH STABBENING 3.0 NOW
it's like you hate fun

Wimpy guys don't win over bitchy girls with kindness outside of fictional stories. That's part of why wimpy guys are wimpy in the first place, they're incapable of anything more than kindness. That's part of why bitchy girls are bitchy, they don't care about kindness.

I feel like if we bullied Jeph into suicide it'd backfire when he used some girly leaf method, failed to die, and then his Patreon would double out of pity and sudden relevance.

This, he already drew the pigeons being spicy

I wish, if he read these things he'd probably write a short arch or go an a twitter rant about us. People on tumblr and twitter spammed him with the whole capsaicin thing and he acted like he was only pretending to be retarded.

Sooooo, Winslow visits Sup Forums?

As bad as a humanoid body is for her, May still prefers her cruddy chassis to trying to experience existence through the lens of a toy-robot body.

When is Pintsize going to get his own body now?

And WTF happened to that Linux anthroPC?

I think we have a better chance of getting him in trouble with Canadian Immigration than getting him to commit Hari-Kari.

Terrible

a combined effort increases the chance of both, aerating an appendage again and the resulting review of his resident status while consuming limited Canadian healthcare resources could get him sent back, and getting kicked out for any reason dramatically increases the chance of stabbybender.

this comic is disgusting sjw propaganda garbage. it is putrid filth from the sewers of hell

Well, with Winslow upscaled to full humanoid, it's only a matter of time before Pintsize upscales to that Jude Law model to keep up.

I bet May is going to steal something from the apartment
And when Hannah confronts her about, May will throw HER privilege in HER face and gets away with being a cunt again

stop phoneposting

make me

What if Jeph makes Pintsize's humanoid black?

>black robot
It might look a little like this
youtube.com/watch?v=ACRKfnBrn8g

this comic is terrible

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On the other hand we're talking about sexless immortal beings with limited material needs.
The wimpy guy could get the bitchy girl because they are more similar to eldritch horrors from out of space than to humans.

Isn't the requirement for being a tranny to have a dick?

post-operation trannies are still trannies.
or do they count as eunuchs?

Only NOW you've noticed this? It went into the shitter after Marten was dumped by Dora.

WTF happens to anything in this comic? The fact Martin hasn't disappeared from the story for no reason is a miracle in itself.

And that was seven years ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=L0bU8z49X6I

Why do AIs matter, or need help, when they can be copied or wiped clean with ease?

Why should I allow some body jumping immortal being that can calculate odds and outcomes 1000000000000000x faster than me, to exist and have rights equal to me?

Wait, I literally just saw a bottle of hot chili bird seed additive at work yesterday.

That's for the squirrels.

Nice roleplaying btw. There are racists in the comic too apparently. Having misconceptions and stuff

Don't lie, you'd like her give you a robo handy

That's for porn IIRC.

Welp, no new comic.....unless he forgot....

>Why should I allow some body jumping immortal being that can calculate odds and outcomes 1000000000000000x faster than me, to exist and have rights equal to me?

If given the chance and the power, would you kill God?

>would you kill God
so I'd be stuck with His job? are you mentally deficient?

Its not "The Santa Clause"

>If given the chance and the power, would you kill God?

If I had the power to kill God, I wouldn't have a reason to. I'd be perfectly content fucking off to a pocket universe and shitposting throughout time and space for all eternity.

> AI controlling physical bodies and stealing human jobs
why

wait, Tim Allen kills Santa in that movie?
Is that why my mom didn't allow me to watch it?

I can only imagine that would be incredibly unsettling for Winslow. Seeing your own body walking around like that.

I honestly think it would be hilarious and give her some perspective if they did that, even as a short experiment.

I'm gonna be honest here, I've been reading this comic for the past couple of months since it's been posted here(I'm not going to read any past pages from before I started), and yet, for some reason, I keep. on. reading. it.
Why am I still reading it? I have literally zero clue, but for some reason I must.

Technically, he does, but it was an accident and glossed over very much, so I don't see why that would be the reason.
Santa was on their roof when Tim Allen came outside and called out to him. It surprised him, and he fell off the roof and died, with his body immediately vanishing.

welcome to the QC "fandom"

I was also banned from Home Improvement, maybe my mom just hates Tim Allen for no real reason.

Considering Home Improvement, yes, that's the most likely reason.

The reason peppers are spicy to begin with is so only birds will eat them and shit their seeds out somewhere else. Chili bird seed is a similar deal, since squirrels won't touch it.

Here, video on possibly why your mom hated Tim Allen: youtu.be/a6g0pOZus8o

youtube.com/watch?v=rvT_pfnmdVw

It's literally the soap opera formula. You exploit the natural desire to know what happens next.
You hook the viewer by NOT resolving anything. Just when it looks like there might be a resolution, you cut to a separate plot. Try to have a few going, so when one does resolve, the audience keeps coming back to see what's going on in the others. Hold off reveal until the anticipation is almost unbearable, but not past the point where people get pissed off and walk away. When you do get around to a reveal, it can be awesome or it can be lame, it doesn't matter because the audience will talk about it and reinforce their desire to see what happens next.
This only works well if you update regularly and preferably daily. If too much time passes between episodes, people find other things to wonder about and wander off. But if you keep feeding the curiosity machine, they'll keep coming back.
Soap operas don't have to be written well, and they don't have to be acted well, so long as they keep the audience wondering what's going to happen. Even total hacks can make serious bank with the soap opera formula.

I recently became aware that General Hospital is still on the air. I caught a lot of that by osmosis years ago because my mother watched it. It's hilarious seeing the same exact plot lines decades later but now there is the added bonus of watching geriatric actors try to shame each other for sleeping around.

Are Luke and Laura ever going to tie the knot?

That arc with the thawed out cave woman was god tier

My grandma watches soap operas

So is it just me or is he replacing the main cast slowly with robots?

This comic is all about the robots now because Jeph needs tumblr-bux to keep living a life if idle luxury. The robots are a catch-all metaphor for any marginalized group and he thinks this is "clever."

>It's literally the soap opera formula. You exploit the natural desire to know what happens next.

That can't be it, I know exactly what's going to happen next, and even if I don't, the situation is usually mundane so I'm not hooked.

He could just have Faye and bubbles start boning and have to deal with the leers and jeers for being a robosexual couple.

what happened to all of Hannerlore's music that Winslow was holding on to?

why doesn't pintsize or momo plug them selves into a monitor anymore?

They could do a Fayeball Special.

Jeph has such easy material to rip off for a robosexual story arc.