Would Beauty and the Beast have been better if it had been Booty and the Beast and Belle had a huge ass?

Would Beauty and the Beast have been better if it had been Booty and the Beast and Belle had a huge ass?

obviously that would have been better

at least better than the live action one

I was referring to the animated one.

Not really, but reversing the genders might work.

Who would you cast as Belle?

lmao

Its a cartoon.

kek

Let's be honest here, women would outlive their usefulness the moment mankind manages to engineer wangirls for domestic ownership, catgirls for those that don't want a clingy one.

Mythos about half X, half woman has existed since mankind was able to pass their knowledge to the next generation, it's impossible to think there wouldn't be a brave man every 20 that would go for it, no mather the fur nor the scales, you can't tame mankind desires to explore the unknown.

And all Belle wants is for the Beast to eat out her ass, and Gaston is seen as the villain mainly for not wanting to eat out Belle's asshole and for trying to save the Beast from the horrors of ass eating

Then yes I would watch it.

Monster People are not used in myths and legends as fuck toys... they are used as soldiers nearly unstoppable that kill and eat human flesh. The Hybrids, according to /x/, are abominations that can only be received with a bullet.

oh, yeah.
for the live action remake then

Gaston knows that shit is nasty. He pictures shit coming out of there and he doesn't like that.

That's a boring plot.

>Would [anything] have been better if [female lead] had a huge ass?

Yes.

Says you

Eating ass is disgusting.

Not if you eat ass

Yes it is. Shit comes out of there. It's gross.

Again, says you.

Would Brother Bear have been better if it was Brother Bare and it was about a bunch of naked bros in the woods?

You can say "says you" all you want but it doesn't stop 1+1 from equaling 2.

Maybe not to you. Kinda like shit eater over here.

user it's an acquired taste that's what the movie is trying to push. They don't expect you to understand.

user, no. SHIT. COMES. OUT. OF. THERE.

It's disgusting.

OP, are you gay? That booty is atrocious.

Not if you've eaten shit

You ENEMA the shit out first, user. Jeezus, stop being such a puritan.

The guy you replied to wasn't me, I want to eat ass more than anything.

So you are clean but then this asshole comes and say this:It's fucking gross. Fer Christ Sake, What if the border of the anus still has shit?

Would Home on the Range have been better if it had been Hoes on the Range and all the cows were Wild West prostitutes instead?

Ignore the drawing, it's just the best pic I could find.
Just imagine Belle with a really big ass.

Does the movie end with Gaston and the Beast being bros?

You know it does! Though the downside is that Lefou would end up being forced into eating Belle's ass.

>that fucking hypocrisy
holy crap

That's what makes it funny!

It certainly couldn't have made it worse.

user I never stated that ass-eating isn't gross, because as I stated up here Gaston is trying to save the Beast from eating ass.
All i'm saying is that if you've eaten ass then you probably wouldn't find it gross

No. It's bestiality.

I remember the threads discussing that. They turned into "you don't see too many human male on non-human female couples" topics.
Then the threads always got deleted right when they were getting interesting.

Like this discussion

That was something we were talking about in one of those threads.

Would you change Belle's ethnicity for this change of plot, or would she be a PAWG?

I make her Bellequa, a sister from New York that gets captured by Tyrone "The Beast" Edwards. They end up in an appartment building called The Castle and all the stuff comes to live when they are drugged. The tea cup would be Jermaine, the first son of Tyrone with a fat woman that sometimes clean the other apartments for crack money. Tyrone has alimony and will soon go to the Cursed Rose prison where he makes the best toilet wine on Earth.

True fucking art

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>I remember the threads discussing that. They turned into "you don't see too many human male on non-human female couples" topics.
>Then the threads always got deleted right when they were getting interesting.
>Like this discussion

You know what doesn't get deleted? If you talk about MALE Non-Humans or male non-humans banging human women. Women have the privilege of doing whatever they want, including victims like little kids, and get away with it.

Why do you think the Overwatch CG shorts show human women with robot boyfriends but not even one single man with a fembot? Fucking disgusting female privilege. If it benefits women it is politically correct and culturally appropriate. If it doesn't? It is illegal.

That is the price men pay for giving twats rights and a legal say in civilization. Enjoy the decline beta males.

Stop wasting your talent here and pitch this idea.

How about having a prince teach some poor cursed peasant woman how to be a proper submissive wife?

Go to bed Ed Asner.

>OP doesn't realize there are at least 10 different Beauty and the Beast porn films.

And a new porn game that looks ok.

We'd definitely need to change her ethnicity, or make her Sicilian. Most PAWGs are ugly.
All black cast would be the best.

tell me more

Eating ass is a pretty enjoyable experience, particularly if she's vocally responding to it. The trick to it is she just has to clean herself thoroughly (but less thoroughly than for anal, even), and you'll be absolutely fine. There's no taste sometimes, and sometimes there's an earthy taste (but that's not shit; I very unfortunately know from a secondhand account that shit tastes like earwax but even more bitter), but it's all good. Now, you will probably detect a familiar smell, but you have to be a man about it.

I like this, gold is an exceptionally appealing color on a black woman.

Yes, it would make sense why Beast decides to like Belle.

Welp, I know what adult parody I'm making later.

It ends as a superhero movie with Beast and Gaston becoming a superhero team, using their incredible brawn to defend the town from a variety of threats.

Shit man, that sounds absolutely disgusting.

i got this
>belle is spanish cleaning lady who doesn't no English
>beast is a asshole who has nothing to lose
>the whole show is him not understand her but not listening doing musicals
>her just speaking fast spanish shit like " Dios mío"
>it ends with him getting a last dance and waiting (nothing happens) only to find out the candledick cucked him.
>they all transform fully into pots and pans and shit and beast turns into a buffalo

My sides.

There's no such thing as an asshole that doesn't smell like an asshole.

I like those ideas. Thanks for sharing user.

>Would [media] have been better if [character] had a huge ass?
yes, always yes

Especially when they're darker.

why didn't beast just snap the evil witch's neck

Because Assholes are not supposed to be licked, fucking hell.

You're a coward, lad. It's not like cocks were meant to be sucked.

hmm.

So black or brown? What's the best bet for maximum booty?

Yeah, they were. And so are vaginas.

Assholes have shit and disgusting bacteria, that's why they say stuff like: Never go from ass to mouth or from ass to vagina.

And that's true, you shouldn't do that, but your mouth will be fine.

How? It's shit!

Thanks, at least someone likes the idea.

Thing is, the thread I was having that discussion in on Sup Forums happened during such a time that none of the archives even caught most of the thread.

So whatever discussion we were having past a certain point is lost to me.

A shame. The idea is pretty good. But It will never happen. The Jews wont allow it unless it allows the cultural destruction of the US.

black.

Brown. Black girls have a monopoly on big asses and it needs to be broken.

Like I said, she's clean, there is no shit. Never lick an unwashed ass.

Yeah that tweet always makes me rage because as a guy you're literally told that all the time.

>She's out of your league

>You're just going after the hot girls!

>You tried dating fat girls bro, they're easy!

All the time. Women are the shallow ones that need to be fucking told with fairy tales not to be shallow and they still don't fucking get it.

>She's out of your league

No such a fucking thing. You can please anything and anyone.

>You're just going after the hot girls!

Not inherently a bad thing.

>You tried dating fat girls bro, they're easy!

In all honesty, they are.

>Black girls have a monopoly on big asses and it needs to be broken.

Wait... didn't you posted that before? Why did you delete it?

Amen.

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black.

Why did the powers at be see fit to delete this?

Kek. It was erased. Fucking pussies.

Bellequa will live on your smile.

Racism is against the rules.

No. But you are.

>Those anime examples counting as "ugly beasts"
They may as well be models with fucking cat ears on.

What if Belle looked just like Beast? Not a feminine version of Beast, but a giant, hairy, barrel-chested animal and had a deep chain smoking voice?

Someone would still find that fuckable. I assure someone would fuck her.

>Not a feminine version of Beast, but a giant, hairy, barrel-chested animal and had a deep chain smoking voice?
Sounds like my Aunt, but she had to marry a black guy

Told you. There is someone for you out there, She Beast.

Sure if she went on dating websites. But Beast had to make do with a person hopefully stumbling upon his castle and finding him attractive. And as far as we know, Belle might have been the first and only one.

I don't think the first guy who showed up would find gruff beast Belle all that fuckable.Then again, the Disney story is written in such a way that Belle would have fallen in love with him if he was a walking zit, so I guess with Disney magic, anything is possible.

>weeb fetishes were the argument used in defending men's character
What a bizarre age we live in

New Belle

I mean the monster girls aren't ugly.

And if you say they are then go fuck yourself. rachnera a best.

The examples given aren't great but the fact remains that guys have a much lower bar for fucking monsters. There's rule 34 of predators and xenomorphs for a reason.

>They may as well be models with fucking cat ears on.
So they're really just like the live action Beast disney just did, where it's a handsome guy with horns?