Why?

Why?

>MR MEESEKS I WANT YOU TO BUTTFUCK SUMMER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>HELLO I'M MR MEESEKS LOOK AT ME, SURE CAN DO!

>HELLO I'M MR MEESEKS LOOK AT ME, SURE CAN DO!
It pretty much begins like that. But fuck, of everything to pick from... Mr Meeseks? Cringy as fuck

sadly, just like the movie industry, porn can't be original and will always do reboots or existing franchises to be safe financially

>Cringy as fuck
I think that's the point

80s porn was alright...

Because why not.

>I think that's the point
stop it

Id be disappointed if he didnt yell WHOOOWEEE! when climaxing

I just couldn't watch the whole thing. But it's on pornhub if you want to watch it.

It's true, in a ages with more porn than any one man can view in his lifetime, the only way to make sure people watch and maybe even pay is to either have one of the hottest girls on the planet, appeal to a rare fetish, or have a gimmick like OP.

Of the gimmicks they could had pull from rick and morty, they had to pick the this one. They have portal guns and whatnot, couldn't they just had made it one with Morty and whatever girl he had a crush on?
I mean, not even Scooby porn is this bad.

>We'll never get the sensuality of 80s porn back
>It's all just stilted, awkward and robotic cookie cutter shit based on whatever's popular

This is why I stick to amateur and Italian porn. When I bother with 3DPD, that is.

why do porn parodies make me laugh more than any modern comedy?

>They have portal guns and whatnot
Porn budget.
>couldn't they just had made it one with Morty and whatever girl he had a crush on
The only justification for something like that would be to gather multiple Jessicas from other dimensions, but hot twins who are willing to do porn and have sex with each other aren't easy to come by.

>Italian porn
Thanks for the hint, have you tried mexican porn?

Maybe that's were the true writers are at.

>Porn budget.
You can teleport them off screen. Just add a sound effect.
Just of the top of my head you can have
>MILF/Incest
>the furry girl from the purge
>the girl from the anatomy park
>an whole movie based on rick potion #9
And yes, the furry girl will probably make me cringe less than the mr meeseks

I thought the 70s was the "Golden Age" and the 80s, despite having gems here and there, was when quality started going downhill, leading to the shitheap 90s.

70s porn is impossible to fap to, because everyone has hairy pubes and mustaches.

And sideburns.

Pubes are good though. It's these modern shaved women that get the old rod soft.

Pretty mad that Mr. Meeseks had a damn suckable cock.

Why as in "Why is there a porn parody of this?" or why as in "Why haven't I killed myself yet?" Ill answer both.

1. Because porn industries need to parody everything regardless of popularity.

2. Because you need to wait for stupid answers on why there needs to be a porn of this.

Now that you've been answered, you can now kill yourself.

Look, some people just want to cover dicks with cheep blue body paint that rubs off when wet.

That's the world we live in.

I think you're mistaking him for Mr PoopyButthole?

Pretty much every genre of cheap cinema went dowhill in the 80's due to oversaturation and cameras became more cheap. Horror, cult, action, musicals, romance, etc. And in the mid 90's the rest of industry went dowhill too

Why not?

This isn't the porn industry with money though. It's the clips4sale amateur scene who routinely do insane shit.

There's nothing wrong with this. I don't know who wanted it but it's fine.

Show him how it's done.

Imagine how full of regret and self-loathing that girl must be.
Or do you reckon she's already dead inside?

Does it have him showing off his dick and then it's revealed its PICKLE DICK

I want to see the porno.

Link it to me.

Show me what you got. I want to see what you got

This would had been better. It's one of those spandex suits with a shitty cut to pop the uncoloured guys dick

>This isn't the porn industry with money though
Case in point.

I don't know. But if I was the meeseks guys I'd probably want to kill myself too before the job is done.

It's on pornhub, I just went for a fap and I saw this under the "trending searched". The fuck is wrong with all those people?

That would had make it hilarious

Bump

Every other scene
>Morty, look Morty. We'rein the -urrp- the sexy alien babe universe/planet/place
>Everyone's a - a sexy babe Morty
>Everyone's a sexy babe. And they - and they all want you to bone them Morty
>They all want the both of us to bone them
>Because - because they're insatably horny Morty
>And - and - and they all want it raw Morty, no condoms -urrpp- allowed

And maybe a Beth cucks Jerry scene.