You wot?

[Benjamin Gonzalez]

Lets see how dark we can go.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

What did you get?
And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?

[Jace Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

Well, I was hoping to fuck but fate must've fucked me.

[Wyatt Evans]

Nelapsi Physiology

I guess rape is easier

[Kayden Parker]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Whip_Generation
I literally just tie them up and rape them. I don't think it can be anymore straightforward then that.

I'd rather just find a kinky girl into consensual BDSM though.

[Hunter Robinson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Climate_Manipulation

I make it cold as fuck and convince them to do the whole "huddle naked bodies together for warmth" thing.

[Carson Bailey]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Earth_Manipulation

rape?

[Nathan Jones]

classic

[Juan Nelson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Lightning_Manipulation

Electrically stimulate her lady bits?

[Hunter Martin]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

WTF, Maneki-Neko Physiology.

Go to a furry convention.
*explicit*
profit?

[Hudson Reyes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Bomb_Generation

Uh....

[Brody Ramirez]

what if you end up by yourself at home, do you shock your junk for fun?
serious question.

[Noah Walker]

take people hostage, and have them bang their way to freedom

[Justin Kelly]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility

fuck people I guess and use it to spy on my target

[Nicholas Moore]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trading_Intuition

Amateur prostitution is my fetish, so I'm going to convince women to have sex with me for so little.

[Brayden Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Manipulation

Easy. I make my penis extremely valuable.

[Isaiah Roberts]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainwave_Manipulation

meh...

[Gavin Garcia]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inuit_Deity_Physiology

>Hey baby, ever fucked a god before?

[Gabriel Flores]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lubricant_Manipulation

Do I even need to be creative with this?

[Austin Nelson]

youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo

[Asher Lee]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Ball_Projection?useskin=oasis

Impress them environmental bitches, they love guys who can save plants

[Jordan Miller]

this is the best one so far

[Julian Hall]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Balaur_Physiology

I can transform into a sick dragon and my spit is literally diamonds I don't think I'd need to try hard to have people sleep with me

[Lucas Cooper]

lol

[Parker Adams]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_Coordination

I'd just become a chad D1 athlete, easy puss

[Benjamin Williams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seismokinetic_Combat

There's not much I could do with this outside of classical forced rape.

*unzips dick* the things I do for love...

[Gabriel Flores]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Magic

I can appeal to the tainted bitches. Since I can't get a disease and no one else will fuck them.

[Dominic Davis]

>What did you get?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Manipulation

I'm not even mad, that's a really cool power with a lot of powerful and useful end game implications if I can actually grow, understand, and appreciate it's qualities.
Also, it'd be fun even at lower levels of intensity if only because I could shoot dazzling lasers n' prisms beams n' such.
It'd look visually spectacular whenever I fired a beam at someone.

>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?

Uhhmmnn.... I could.. I dunno, put on a light show or something? Dye their hair? Give them a free tan? Impress and charm my way into their pants?

If I was being mean I could just threaten them with disintegration? I guess? Or blind them with a flare and rape them or something? I'm not really good at being evil.

[Oliver Morales]

>Dye their hair?
Give out free hair shampoo sessions with dyeing their hair. You'd probably get the most pussy ever if you are smooth enough.
Ask if they want their carpet treated too.

[Hudson Jones]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Manipulation

With this I can be Bruce Wayne in a day.

[Dominic Brown]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Empowerment
uhm...
I have no idea, I guess I'd masturbate for a couple days, charge all that energy and release it on my victim, reducing her to a blubbering orgasmic mess pooling in her various body fluids as I remove her clothes and proceeds to >rape

Then marry her, because it can't be real rape if there's heart in her eyes

[Sebastian Robinson]

>uhm...
>I have no idea

I mean, that's a great ability to have because it'd be a kind of "snowball effect": the more people you had sex with the more physically attractive you'd be able to make yourself and thus the more people you'd be able to have sex with.... As well as becoming just more physically powerful, healthier, and potentially even more youthful.

You'd be like a fuck-vampire or one of those monster girls from that thing /tg/ hates/love, but instead you'd have the bonus leniency of being able to sustain some of your power via masterbation- I'd imagine it'd get diminishing returns, but whatever.

[Hunter Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Attacks

Neat. I guess I'd get them pulled in with dank weed and then grow them bitches some flowers. If they don't put out I'll just re-enact evil dead.

[Lincoln Jackson]

>the ability to control light spectrums
>including make them solid
You'd make a fortune in a day, in almost any industry. And I don't mean just painting things.

You really don't have to be silly or evil with a bullshit power like that. You are controlling light and breaking it's normal physical abilities.

[Robert Myers]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonborn_Physiology
I show up at any convention ever and get all the cosplay pussy I want. Also with the associated power of Dragon Soul, all I have to say is Gol Hah Dov and any woman in the worl will jump right on my dick.

[Easton Lopez]

Big Rip Inducement ha ha what the fuck is this bullshit

>I can't get laid, so i'm going to destroy the universe!

[Zachary Murphy]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement

ugh. I think I'm up a creek here. I can't even threaten people with 'sleep with me or I'll end the fucking universe' because demonstrating my powers would probably either kill me outright or have me ejected into space by all matter and physics in the area shitting themselves.

Okay hang on, I got it. I need to find some sort of counterpart to myself. These things always go in a yinyang way. ad the myths for these things usually have it that we're both fighting and fucking all the damn time.

[Noah Lopez]

>You'd make a fortune in a day, in almost any industry. And I don't mean just painting things.
>You really don't have to be silly or evil with a bullshit power like that. You are controlling light and breaking it's normal physical abilities.

Elaborate, user.

Because as far as I understand my greatest strength beyond just vaporizing things would be my ability to create and convert holograms, images, or other 2d objects into complex 3d objects.... Is that what you mean?
Like, I'd be able to say project and manipulate a physically convincing Hatsune Miku that you could touch n' so forth, but I wouldn't be able to give her LIFE, she'd just be a extremely advanced projection puppet.... And even then I think that'd be, like, the upper limits of my powers unless we're breaking through the expectations of my limits and going beyond 100%.

Would.. WOULD I be able to convert organic life into light and vice versa? How exactly powerful is my ability, user?

[Daniel Taylor]

If you just feel like being lazy as hell you could flirt with women by making their drinks sparkle very briefly. Or create playful illusions teasing them to your direction. Regardless of how powerful it is; manipulation of light is broken.

You could get rich as hell in cinematography doing anything. You wouldn't even have to work in Hollywood, I'm sure lot's of photographers would love you.

You have control over one of the basic things every known lifeform depends on. Be more creative.

[Gabriel Wood]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cupid_Physiology

Is this joke i was expecting black hole or shooting laser from my eyes. I guess this means i win, no one in this general can top this power

[Anthony Ortiz]

lol

[Jonathan Morales]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crimefighting_Mastery

banging me is the only way out of a ticket with Police-Man

[Evan Long]

So you're just going to bang all female supervillains instead of taking advantage of your advanced mind and body?

I mean if evil is your fetish go right ahead.

[James Perry]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
Easy going apparently

[Mason Phillips]

Burrowing.

I guess I am diglett now

[Joshua Smith]

>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology
No ones gonna enjoy this...

[Colton Bennett]

haha time for dick drill

[David Nelson]

That reminds me.
Does anybody remember the name of that comic where this woman's boyfriend is SO obsessed and fetishizing superheroes/metahumans that he tries to turn both he and his girlfriend into super-heroes by injecting some kind of bio-metal into their system?

The boyfriend ends up asphyxiating, but the woman survives the process and turns into a super hot metal woman.. This ring any bells?

[Lucas Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Reduction?useskin=oasis

Well, looks like it's time to get into a bimbofication fetish. Guess I impress them with my intelligence or make them so dumb I could trick them into a blowjob.

[Joshua Thompson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bomb_Generation
Everybody likes a fireworks show.

[Carter Jackson]

>Tied up with whips made of time
I feel like this is gonna have some side effects.

[Noah Martinez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand
Get ready for non consensual anal fisting faggots

[Cameron Bennett]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Travel

Keep rewinding to figure out what gets their motor running, I guess.

[Tyler Sanders]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mobile_Invulnerability

I"M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

[Dominic Diaz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hot_Air_Generation

Hey baby, awfully warm in here, isn't it? Maybe you should take that shirt off...

[Easton Bennett]

I think this explains itself
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Empowerment

[Asher Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Imprisonment

i basically can turn any nearly omnipotent being into a genie in a bottle meaning i can manipulate them to do my bidding lest they find themselves locked away for an eternity.

>And how would you use it to sleep with your next victim/date?

since i'm a fan of mind control, i'd convince some transcendent being to warp of the objection of my affection's desires into something a bit more congruent with my own and then, i'd have my way with her. but of course this would get boring, so each time we're together, i'd have the deity remove a bit of his manipulations until her body practically yearns for my touch without any manipulation at all. wash, rinse, repeat until my harem is satisfactory.

either that or i'd just spend my time collecting succubus.

i mean, there's really nothing i can't do with the power of frightened deities at my finger tips.

[Hunter Turner]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benevorous
>The ability to feed off the goodness of a foe and become better physically.

So, can I fuck my wife brutally?

[Adam Morgan]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singular_Reality_Existence
Wouldn't this imply that there are infinite realities? In that case, women would come to fuck the one guy they couldn't get anywhere else. Cool.

[Lucas Parker]

You might be better off finding someone dying in the arctic.

[Austin Hill]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Incubus_Physiology
What if a chick gets this? Will they be able to grow a dick? Or will it be the biblical Incubus/Succubus?

[Ian Perry]

I guess that would be the more noble thing to do, wouldn't it?

You're a lucky man.

[Brayden Young]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnimalevolence

Wow. Probably one of the best things I've ever gotten.

[Joshua Torres]

Only if I can turn it off and on. Wouldn't be able to throw a stick without hitting some ass.

[Justin Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Geometric_Physiology

Well, I'm totally going to be turning into an Alex Grey painting, so I hope they like DMT.

[John Lopez]

Coolest power I've seen.

[Matthew Morris]

I usually get some lame-ass shit but this? This is beyond powerful.

[Caleb King]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Logic_Defiance

Huh...

[Eli Diaz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Dragon_Physiology

Whats ifsFUCKING POINT IM A DRAGON MY DICK WOULD CUT THEIR BODY IN HALF

[James Wright]

You can use that to get in bed with retarded liberals.

[Connor Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Entity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
...Guess the North Pole is going to get a new Miss Claus.

[Lincoln Phillips]

>Divine Whip Generation
I know how I'm putting out the candles ;)

[Cameron Long]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ziz_Physiology
>Zyzz physiology
With these AESTHETICS I can fuck anyone I want, brah

[Grayson Parker]

You fell a country of your choice, and make the inhabitants sacrifice all their beautiful women. You'd be made for life.

[Brody Gomez]

...

[Alexander Bailey]

that would be a cool power if conservatives weren't so incredibly adept at it already.

[Luis Morales]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divinity
Couldn't I pull a slick YHWH and make a "virgin" mary or go the Zeus route and golden shower the thots in both meanings of the words.

[Brandon Brown]

>Peak Human Durability

charm them with my muscles or just pick them up and fuck them

[Nathaniel Moore]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Properties_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I would force them to have sex or I crush them with a heavy rock

[Caleb Kelly]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Life_Creation

Well that was easy. I whip myself up a realdoll 2000

[Mason Campbell]

>in the comic she's reasonable yet understandably disappointed/frustrated
>in the movie, "STOP PITY FUCKING ME JON, I HATE YOU"

Why did the writers hate Silk Spectre II?

[Wyatt Wood]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treachery_Embodiment
Well that was easy

[Juan Morris]

>Tusk Protrusion
WTF is this? How is this a power?

I guess I can find someone super slutty, and single-handedly DP them, if they want or something?

[Connor Wood]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Blast
Woo boy. Kill speedsters, fuck goddesses

[William Anderson]

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation
This power is completely worthless to me, why would I want to help other people over myself?

[Brody Brown]

zap them with horny rays can make girls crawl to you
or setup a massage parlor and send feel good waves into really rich people and charge a fuckton

[Michael Nguyen]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ontopathogenesis
I rape everything

[Jacob Garcia]

A lot of these powers are copouts or bullshit. I skipped over one that was "you are the embodiment of the definition of an abstract concept of all existence" or some shit because the description made no goddamn sense and the powers didn't have any application whatever.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Craftsmanship_Magic?useskin=oasis

So I craft a series of mechanized gimp-suit bondage armours, which totally control the movements of the body, and build a harem of unwilling fuckdolls who are forced to dance and fuck for my amusement.

OP wasn't kidding, this thread is all kinds of dark.

[Hudson Mitchell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

The power to become a Hope Embodiment.

I would go on a date and hope all will be well.

[Charles Thomas]

Fuck California. You get drought until your shitty state withers and dies.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Storm_Negation

[Grayson Edwards]

...

[Wyatt Watson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Ignoring
Your attacks are futile, bitch.
Also, me.

[Michael Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Canaanite_Deity_Physiology

Overwhelming Power

[Daniel Thompson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Imprisonment

So I'm honestly not sure what this is. Can I manipulate gravity or is this some stupid, restrictive sub-power of that?

[Kayden Ward]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Imprisonment

>Sub-power of Gravity Manipulation.

[Colton King]

Are you trying to tell us you're a middle-aged man with severe learning disabilities and stunted emotional development?

[Adam Bailey]

Yeah, it's trash. Instead of having control over gravity, I can just make you unable to move. I might as well have the power to wrap string tightly around people.

[Andrew Cruz]

I will look after you mortal.

[Caleb Reyes]

Thanks, dad.

[Easton Peterson]

mine

[Dylan Wright]

More or less.