"so, user, how did you spend your friday night? drink some beers with some friends? go to a party?"

>"so, user, how did you spend your friday night? drink some beers with some friends? go to a party?"
>I.....I uh...posted on a comic book and cartoon message board
>"......oh..."

Yeah, and?

Well at least you're honest with yourself, OP.

>implying drinking beer or going to a party is any better use of your time

I didn't go to the bar and pay for overpriced beer.
I didn't get drunk and txt my ex
I didn't have to wrestle my friend for his keys so he wouldn't drive home drunk

Fuck off I'm not in a socializing mood.

>Talking to anyone at work
HA HA!
I'm alone 24/7 even when I'm around other people

>"Nah, I felt like relaxing at home, taking it easy. How about you, Frank? Did anything fun?"

This is how every non-sperg would handle it.

>I tried texting a girl who never texted me back
There that's what normies do right?

Office monkeys don't hang out with friends are go to parties, unless it's an office party. They drink beers at home and talk about how glad they are they've gotten over drinking at bars and partying. They may make reference to watching "their stories," but only if they have a significant other. If they're single, they'll talk about how low key they are and how much they love their dog.

>not getting comped drinks because you know all the bartenders
>not having a one night stand with a random cute girl
>not letting your dumb ass friend learn from his mistakes

user friends don't learn their lessons when they fucking die

Sleeping.

Because I actually fucking work, you cunt.

Admittedly, but mistakes have consequences. Why is it anyone's job but his to get home safe? I don't have friends who can't manage that.

>not being able to function on six, four, or two hours of sleep

No I don't I was born with shit genes or my body is that shit anyways I don't care so go fuck yourself you fagster and stop calling already.

Honestly, it just sounds like you're a pussy.

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>hurrr u just gay!!!!
Great comeback, shitcunt. You got your insult in now you can fuck off already.

So what are your plans then, stay in this thread?

Well, yeah, stay in character until people stop replying I guess.
It's not like I have anything better to do tonight.

>the neighours are having a party and being loud and obnoxious
>I'm contemplating whether to pretend I don't notice it or going over and shooting them because I'm too autistic to just ask them to keep it down
>tfw

Same ;_;

>not making money off the normalfags who are too drunk/high/lazy to get their own food
Stay cucked, nondelivery boys.

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