Brit/pol/ - Nigel edition

>Belfast High Court rejects Brexit challenges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37796836

>Tony Blair suggests a second referendum to reverse Brexit 'catastrophe', as he calls on Remainers to moblise
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/minister-convinced-nissan-to-keep-building-in-uk-with-written-pr/

>JCB boss: EU regulations mean that Britain is better off outside the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/jcb-boss-eu-regulations-mean-that-britain-is-better-off-outside/

>Iain Duncan Smith urges PM to reverse Universal Credit cuts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37790854

>Proof Britain's booming after Brexit vote: Economy drives ahead after EU Referendum
express.co.uk/news/politics/726050/Britain-economy-booming-after-brexit-proof-EU-Referendum

>UKIP backing Zac Goldsmith in by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37786753

>UK economy grows 0.5% in three months after Brexit vote
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37786467

>Jeremy Corbyn suggests gay history month could be added to national curriculum
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/jeremy-corbyn-suggests-gay-history-month-could-be-added-to-natio/

>Britain to send hundreds more troops to Russia border as Cold War tension escalates across Europe
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/26/britain-boosts-estonia-troop-deployment-on-russias-border/

>No 10 denies 'sweetheart deal' with Nissan
theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/27/no-10-denies-sweetheart-deal-with-nissan

>Left-wing establishment: Kassam couldn’t be UKIP leader because he’s brown
breitbart.com/london/2016/10/27/new-statesman-kassam-fake-beer-ukip/

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nth for trumpcucks triggered by awful bait

IGNORE BLAIRITE SCUM

youtube.com/watch?v=PR6i8QPEju0

HILLARY WILL WIN!

Reminder that yanks are our anglo bros. Say no to D&C shills.

Is he tired of living?

Who knew that spamming Drumpf will Lose over and over again could be so fun, I should get paid for this tbqh.

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>he does it for free

I will give you a quid to top yourself

Fishing has never been this good

CTR shill#1: "Shit, our message isn't getting through. The Trump supporters are too knowledged. What can we do?"
CTR shill#2: "Shit, I know, we'll use a name account... what do they call it ... tripcode? We'll use a tripcode. I bet tripcode users are respected members of teh community. Then maybe people will fall for our lies!"
CTRshill#1: "Good idea!"

Protip, CTR: Tripfags aren't respected members of the community. Everyone hates them. Now fuck off.

Is lindybeige the comfiest youtuber?

First for yam-smelling saliva all over your balls

You mean you're doing it for free? I'm getting $0.32 per (You).

DRUMPF WILL LOSE

>so new you don't know the rimmer meme
>actually thinks people baiting for easy replies and a laugh are CTR

WTF! I hate doing it for free now!

If Blair comes back it really will be the death of labour. I can't wait. No one likes him, he's the reason were flooded with immigrants in the late 90s and early 2000s, he dragged us into costly wars abroad, and now his plan is to reject the people's democratic choice to leave the EU. Labour need him centre stage.

Reminder that the youth are the ones complaining about the Leave vote yet 64% of them didnt bother registering to vote, and of the 36% that DID register to vote, only 25% did. And of that 25%, only 17% voted to remain. This is how the media got to that figure where they stated "68% of 18-24 year olds overwhelming vote to remain!" that resulted in the current climate against leave voters.

I fucking hate when the media misrepresent data.

Freddy Mercury

youtube.com/watch?v=oB4K0scMysc

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>we need another vote and vote the right way this time!

Fucking embarrassing. Maybe we should have had another vote when he was elected party leader.

Tony Blair is a total cunt. I hope he gets cancer and dies a horrible death.

Little Owen opens The Guardian to comments on Calais by the back door.

You all lack empathy, apparently.

>theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/oct/28/black-mirror-empathy-shared-humanity

He's getting his shit pushed in (AND NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME, EH?)*

*top bantz there, lads

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Drumpf will Lose desu

Hey guys whats the best thing I could say in Trump gen to get 'em all going?

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can anyone recommend a good prostate stimulator? old ones getting a bit janky

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Is that all? I thought the going rate was 1ml of jizz deposited in your mums jacksie per 'drumpf'

Racist, violent drumpf supporters are fucking pussies LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=0nUkFOzpbpg

My DBS certificate has arrived so I can be a volunteer in a school. They have surprisingly little information on them.

gif version

Johnson will Aleppo, remember that.

Oh don't get me wrong. I feel sorry for them. I just dont think he problems in my country should be left unaddressed because theres war elsewhere.

>CTR BTFO

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CTR BTFO

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meanwhile in the house of commons

Yeah. Post 'I hate drumpf' and you'll have hillshills crawling up your arse in no time.

I'm summoned, and I get it now, looks fun.

Whats the best thing I could say in Trump gen to get 'em all going?

Trump will win. Mark my words.

>I feel sorry for them
Why? Most of the aren't even Syrian.

These were a good idea until Sup Forums started releasing 40 million of them at once, all with disparate styles, because fags were wanting to jump on the bandwagon.

Just try not to top yourself when the result comes in

Clegg BTFO

youtu.be/HEDnB0raTQQ?t=350

05:50 - 06:50

afrikaners > pakis > anglos tbqhwy

I honestly don't have a clue, first time doing this. I'm just saying Drumpf and racists over and over again and it seems to be working so.

>This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by our community standards.

Thank goodness for censorship

Richmond Park, constituency poll:
Z. Goldsmith (IND): 56%
S. Olney (LDEM): 29%
(via BMG, phone / 26 - 27 Oct)

Reminder to put your NEET savings on Goldsmith now, lads. It's easy money for you and it's currently a good price.

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Why would you want to, they were happy for us when brexit happened

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Lads, anyone betting on the US state outcomes?

I've got £100 on North Carolina, tempted to stick £400~ on Georgia to balance out NC if Trump loses there. I don't think NC will vote Hillary, they have a 20% African American population and Obama couldn't even win it in 2012.

>t. 1% white nation.

lmao see you in Trump gen

I got soooo mad when I thought you were genuine CTR

you got me good, wp

You see the thread earlier about those and /r/the_donald? Reckoned their may be a shitstorm for them because of using the "paid for...' marking etc. Kek.

>Going to trumpgen
>ever
No place is as comfy as Brit/pol/

Morning comrades

Doing it now.

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Brit/pol/ isn't comfy today though

>genuine CTR
On brit/pol/? . . .don't be stupid lad.

I stuck a spare 20 quid on him to win NY or Florida at 3/1. He won't win NY but he might win Florida (from what I can glean reading the shite on here).

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How did you beat this when posting? I've got a good one

Kill yourself socialist scum.

Duu...uuude.. What?

What is it with brit/pol/'s resident commies? I could forgive them for their retarded ideology if they were here to engage in rational debate, but all they do is post shit memes and then post ">muh safe space" when people tell them to fuck off

Dont get excited Sven.

Posted this in the other thread just before it died. Do you lads like my rap?

>Yo shawty I'm a muthafuckin nigger,
>my brain real small but muh dick much bigger.
>Lips so big, like all my other nigs,
>Converted to Islam now I don't eat pigs.

Never had that problem before.

I'm tempted to put £100 down on something but it's not really money I can afford to lose.

>olive skinned partner

They're leftypol dregs. Reminder that one of them un-ironically referred to himself as an anarchist in a previous thread.

>he thought this was funny enough to post twice over different threads

compounding the autism buddeh

>A can of Budweiser is now 4.8%
I swear it was 5% a week ago

REEEEEEEEEE

wtf?

Right-wing milf Katie Hopkins just tore CNN a new asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEhGvAjl9tQ

God damn, I want her to force me to lick and kiss her feet while spitting on me for being a lazy degenerate NEET desu.

Oof

I wanna make Anushka Asthana my dirty little slut

I think every human should have a home where they can feel safe. In that way, yeah, I feel sorry they don't have that.

When I mention the war in Syria, I mean that's being used as the catalyst for letting migrants go wherever they want and expecting preferential treatment, which I dont agree with.

Lads if you wanted a brain scan there and then, what would you have to say to the lady at reception in A&E?

Reminder

It's fake.

Brexit is finally starting to hit.
Stay strong brother.

My post contained 'trips confi', (it happened again) probably why.

Anyway, I'm in there now, come back me up if you want a laugh

No hard feelings btw mate, good banter.

It tastes like fizzy piss anyway

Brexits fault desu.

Hated this bitch on the Apprentice, but she turned out to be pretty based.

you can get 30 cans for £20 or something at asda at the moment i think

#1 rule mate, if you can't afford to lose it, don't wager it.

Oi lads

LADS

LAAAADS

fuckin chilly today innit

> High Court rejects Brexit challenges

based af

Fuck off tripfag. This isn't /r9k/.

>milf

No. Just no, lad.

Gillian Anderson is a MILF. Katie Hopkins is a deeply ugly bastard.

>if they were here to engage in rational debate
Usually that involves being told I'm a Pakistani, Jew, African, redditor, leftypolack, cuckold or race traitor so I really couldn't care less about rational debate with you lads. Rather rich to complain about shit memes given the endless Farage circlejerk.

She has some balls