NAME THEM NOW OR YOUR FAMILY DIES
NAME THEM NOW OR YOUR FAMILY DIES
Chow Yung Fatt
Jen Urso
Prince Caspian
The Pilot
Ching and Chong
Numbers and Letters
Mustache
Jyn
Funny Robot
Donnie Yen
Donnie Yen's friend
Omar
Jyn Erso
Chirrut Iwe
C2SO
Moai
Silas Dendamoor
Diego Luna
Rogue One.
Donnie Yen
Caspian
Felicity Jones is cute
rebel scum
rebel scum
rebel scum
rebel scum
rebel scum
our stolen droid
The Iron Giant
Mary Stu
Guy Handsome
Ip Man
Old Merc
The Mechanic
Poe's dad
Jenn
Reddit Robot
Blind guy
Danny Trejo's Kung Fu stand-in
Sir Not Appearing in the Film
>from left to right
-Capsian Endor
-Stardust Crusader
-C3PO2
-Donnie Yen
-Donnie Yen's friend
-Mohammad Atta
Colonel Mustache
Catface Slenderslut
Niggerbot
Ching Chong Ping Pong
Ghenghis Bam
Allahu Akbar
Jyn Erso
K2S0
Donnie "One Wif Da Fose" Yen
Machine Gun Chink
Lil Riz
and Oberyn Martell
Andorian
Jan Ors
Sarcastic Bot
Ying & Yang
Achmed
From left to right
>Arab
>Jyn
>2-DYK
>Chingchong
>Arab 2
>Arab 3
Jyn Urso
quipbot
monk asian
fat asian
diversity arab insert
second diversity arab insert i don't even remember being in the film but I see him in the thumbnail
Juan Ricardo Núñez Larrañaga
Rey Jakku
The Iron Giant
Crouching Tiger
Hidden Dragon
Ryan Philippe
Cassion Andor
Jyn Erso
K2SO
Chirrut Imwe
Baze Malbus
Bodhi Rook
That has less to do with the movie and more to do with the fact that I'm autistic about names in every movie I watch
Kek, I had to google the names to make sure you weren't bullshitting
Jen Erso
Cassian Andor
K-2S0
Chirrut Imwe
Baze Malbus
Bodhi Rock
Why are so obsessed with names, you autist? You remember them by what they did in the movie. The names don't matter because they were merely average joes and janes who gave their lives for the freedom of the galaxy.
Cassian had a Spanish accent, you retard.
...
yeah, Spanish-Arabian, you pathetic fucking freak.
I can't remember a single one of them
I think the black robot had a B in his name
I didn't even watch the movie, fuck you
So this...is the power...of Google...
Because it signifies that they were boring and unmemorable despite their "heroic actions". I remember nearly every name from Force Awakens and The Last Jedi because they actually gave them personalities.
Captain Andorr
Chirutt
Jyn Erso
Brody?
K2 SO?
Forgot the other chink name
Spaee me pls
So you're saying that Cassian Andor was a Moor?
Strong woman
Flyboy that we don't need right now
Cheech
Chong
Quips the robot
Saw Guerrera
Saw Guerrera
Saw Guerrera
Saw Guerrera
Saw Guerrera
I NEED TO SEE SAW GUERRERA
You need to remember someone's name in order to remember them? This isn't Day of the Dead, sweetie, something is wrong with your brain. I'm sure you have a hard time remembering the fact that there were several firefighters and police officers who died on 9/11 trying to save people too. Kill yourself.
Jyn Erso
Brownish man
Iron Giant
Donnie Yen?
Vague Asian
Other Brownish Man
>Because it signifies that they were boring and unmemorable despite their "heroic actions".
Or it signifies that you might have mental retardation.
>heh heh, you think you got me by calling my characters bland?! You fool, they were supposed to be bland!
So this is the power of Disney shilling?
CUCS
Rin Jinso
Saw Gueverra
C2P2?
erm..
SO THAT'S IT HUH
WE SOME KINDA ROGUE ONE??
They weren't bland in the slightest. The only reason why you think so was that you are a part of this new generation that suffers from Attention-Deficit Disorder. As a doctor, I can confirm this.
>You didn't like the characters in my Didney childrens movie, thus you don't care about the lives of real human beings on the real world who did real heroic acts!
You must be a real intellectual powerhouse to pull such a mighty strawman.
Can you disprove that statement wrong?
Man
Girl
Robot
Vietcong
Machete
ISIS
>SEE SAW
Forrest Whitaker sucks
felicity jones
blind asian guy
the three brown/asian guys
cool robot
Spic Caserean
Jyn (like Gyno, get it?) Urso
Robit
I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE THE FORCE IS WITH ME
Forest Whitaker
Salamander Man
>MOM HURRY, I AM DOING LE EPIC Sup Forums TROLLING AGAIN HAHA
>Baze Malbus
>Chirrut Imwe
Did they even mention their names at all in the movie? The other ones get some faint recognition from me but these ones seem like their totally out of nowhere.
spanish
qt
robot
ching
chang
apu
Jin
K2SO
Chirrut
Man-Wookie
Daigo Umehara
Pilot guy