How did Stan, an uber conservative fall for Francine?

How did Stan, an uber conservative fall for Francine?

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he doesn't love her. she's just a trophy wife. stan only does things to fit societal norms at the moment. he has no convictions other than his irrational idealism. idealism is a hallmark trait of right wingers. read "Materialism and Empirio-Criticism" by Lenin

Love doesn't care about politics. You can think the person you love is wrong or stupid but still love them for other things.

go back to /leftypol/

Stan's a neocon first of all
and Stan is a bit of a boy scout, he wanted to save Francine

He wants that Franny fanny.

Completely misunderstood OP.

They explained it, she's just fucking hot and he caved to his sexual desires. That's all.
That and he wants a woman who'll be his home-slave, which Francine wants to be

You will die alone in a a pool of your own tears, vomit and drunken piss, Marxist scum. Do not despair! You will be content, satisfied in your mediocrity, blissfully unaware that true happiness exists. And no one will miss you when you are gone.

/thread

marxism is actually really good if you do it right

yeah not all marriages start because both partners were soul mates, or even liked each other on a personal level
but at least Stan and Francine love each other now
they have a lot of problems, but that's part of the adventure

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>(insert that long list of failed communist countries here)
>i-it w-works guys i swear! We just haven't tried it the right way y-yet!

>soul mates

what a crock.

You're wrong, but nice quads.

He's all about that franny fanny

Quads mean Marxism is the key to Utopia.

you triggered, snowflakes?

And true happiness consists of screwing over foreigners and sexual minoritoes to feel better about yourself?

It's an overly idealistic system that relies on people not acting as people would. It's only a single step above anarchy in this regard.

>If you disagree with me politically, you're a bigot!
Great way to encourage intellectual and honest discourse, my friend.

Mate, your premise was almost verbatimely "If you disagree with me politically, you'll never be happy".

what a shitty fucking thread

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>Lenin
Listen right wingers are annoying but if you unironically support Lenin you should reassess your life

Because she's sexy as hell

Also what the fuck is this thread

And if you pay close attention you will find that all of those countries were dictatorships even before they turned communist. And in many cases still were dictatorships after they stopped being communist.

>support Lenin

lol i never said i support Lenin, i just suggested a book. i'm not a fan of Lenin. calm the fuck down.

should we talk about how many democracies have done horrible things too or do you just wanna ignore facts inconvenient to your argument?

If Communism works without error, then why aren't there any Communist countries out there?

Communists - 0
Capitalists - 1

protip, dumbass

Lenin instituted state capitalism
stalin was an opportunist that because a brutal autocrat nationalist

mao exploited farmers, the opposite of what karl marx suggested

pol pot was a pyscho who had assistance and funding through proxy militias that had supplies sent to them by the CIA

there's no such thing as a communist country. communism is a stateless society where the workers own the means of production

also capitalism literally pays death squads and espionage organizations like the CIA to murder and subvert left wing movements. look up the history of the CIA. false flags, proxy miliias, economic hitmen, puppet dictators...

Steve dreaming his mother work as stripper...

Yes, all you have to do is make sure you're the one on top and it's wonderful.

because there's no such thing as a communist country, you dumbfuck. communism is a stateless society where the workers own the means of production

you just described capitalism. try again.

You still haven't answered my question as to why Communist societies do not exist in this modern era despite the claim that Communism works.

Meanwhile, I, a Capitalist, shall remain seated here, with a slice of bread that I bought with legal tender and Capitalizing Every Word In My Sentences.

If you're not a fan of lenin then why are you a fan one of his books

It's almost like every system will have someone inevitably end up with more power than others and then use it for their own benefit at the expense of those below them.

Wait...isn't Lenin and idealist?!!

you do understand why that just isn't a logical argument right?

like 400 years ago I could say that if Capitalism and Democracy are so great then why aren't there more nations doing it and why aren't they more powerful and rich than Mercantilist Monarchies?

Yeah user, I'm not a fan of Randy pitchfork and would never suggest battleborn

Communism existed 400 years ago as well. Where are they now?

lol broken clock can be right twice a day you paranoid fuck.

no it didn't, your an idiot

Communism is a product of the societal changes brought about by the industrial revolution, if you don't understand that you likely don't know anything about communism other than the West good East bad simplistic bullshit they taught you in high school

It is stupid that this has become a political thread instead of a francine thread.

Where the workers own the means of production? Where anyone can start a business with an idea to sell a product to people who desire to own it?

I believe that's called free market capitalism you communist faggot.

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Joke's on you: I didn't even go to high school.

Stan: I lost my virginity to a cracked out blonde bimbo.
Steve: But you told me you lost It to Mom.
Stan: That's right, I did.
Steve: .....

so anarchy is the solution?

it's a political cartoon. deal with it

it's becauses its a bad show trying to have a flawed family structure like the simpsons and family guy without realizing why it works with the simpsons and why family guy doesn't work. It's just a dysfunctional mess of people who really don't seem to like each other staying together because that's how shows like this are "suppose" to work even though the structure doesn't make sense with characters like that. No one really plays off of each other not counting rodger since he seems to just go with everyone well. Stan and Francine don't have any real chemistry, hell peter and lois have better chemistry and play off each other better, harley and steve are just annoying together, Stan's kids are just archetypes ment to disapoint him, The german fish is there just to be like the stewie or brian of the show I guess, to make jokes and quips at the expence of everyone and to be the butt of jokes else even though roger already does that much better. The show would just be better as a no family stan show, maybe with rodger to play off of.

so is capitalism.

>doesn't realize that the person who starts the business owns what they produce and trades what they produce is not free market capitalism because free market capitalism offers no protection for the smaller business and the workers owning and trading what they produce is bought out by capitalist corporations that control the capitalist state

for half of the first season.

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lol right wing values are idealistic. they don't use logic or rationale thinking.

dialectic materialist argumentation is the opposite of idealism

lots of cartoons are political, for many seasons. american dad is no different

Stan strives for greatness and often achieves it, unfettered by failure. Xenophobic and pigheaded but ultimately compassionate. He's a surprisingly balanced parody of conservatism in an era where most liberal writers would be content to portray him as purely villainous.

it started highly political, then became less so.
it's not really the focus and hasn't been for years.

>>should we talk about how many democracies have done horrible things too
You mean like not starve their people? Also, you amusingly used democracy as your subject rather than capitalism, which says a lot about you totalitarian faggots.

Statistically you're less happy than him though

BROWNIES!

whichever you wanna talk about

and yeah, both have a pretty big record of starving people. Even worse than the communists, most starvation related to communism was a result of poor planning and a mix of man made and nature disasters, mostly war or drought.

There were literally multiple cases in Great Britain alone where the British let areas of their empire starve to death and refused to import food to the localized famine despite there not being a larger food shortage in the empire and the famine being a result of their own economic planning

Not with those imaginary hands...

>that episode where Jeff is skinned alive
THEY WENT TOO FAR

>And true happiness consists of screwing over foreigners and sexual minoritoes to feel better about yourself?
Now that's what a stomach full of koolaid looks like.

They happen, but is the exception, not the norm like media thinks it is, it is just when the compatibility is undeniably high, marriage as general though is basically just a business contracts and more for the practical benefits (read: Tax breaks).

I consider my aunt and her husband to be ones for each other, she has known him since she was 6, started going steady at 12 and they didn't marry until like both were 30+ and had two kids at which point it was basically just stating the fact that they were gonna stay together anyway, calling them anything but Soulmates would be a understatement.

They are also a "Hot wife, ugly guy" combo since he got (and beat) cancer which obviously left its effects.

>How did an ultra-conservative fall for a blonde, ditzy trophy wife who has no problem taking care of the house and raising the kids

Nah but really though, opposites attract. Francine is all the fun Stan doesn't get from his peers and Stan is the structure Francine needed in her life. They complement each other and balance one another out.

Anarchy is the solution to end all solutions.

wtf... capitalism relies on people acting exactly as they would -- competing for scarce resources.

there are certainly many situations with irrational actors, or decisions based on incomplete information. but for the most part everyone choosing to vote with their wallet is the quickest route to change, and paints the most accurate of society.

It certainly would end every other solution.

all values are idealistic. (You) don't use logic or rational thinking.

sociopathy is the opposite of idealism.

>capitalism sucks, I wish I was living in so in Soviet Russia or Cuba

those goddamn cultists have to ruined koolaid's reputation for generations. that stuff is delicious, and undeserving of its association with these crazy people.

I agree. What's your favorite flavor?

>all values are idealistic

nope. math has values.

>sociopathy is the opposite of idealism
nope. sociopaths are idealistic because their ideal is whatever their desires and goals are. look up the definition of sollipsism. none of that has anything to do with logical, rational thought

>hey guys i'm a fascist by virtue of not admitting the reality that capitalism economics and imperial wars lead to theft and murder of civilians!!! murica

Not the same guy but I grew up loving the Cherry flavour. But the Jammers Blue Raspberry is pretty good too.

How does that make someone a fascist?

That doesn't fit any of the requisite definition of the word.

They're all pretty ok, but, cherry and fruit punch are actually my least favorites compared to some of the others. Like the new(ish) mango, watermelon, and green apple flavors are really good.

And I want you to shut the fuck up Boco

Can I ask a legitimate question, and, I'm not baiting.

Why does everyone hate Boco, again?
Anything in particular?

>How did Stan, an uber conservative fall for Francine?
you're probably too young to remember but having differing opinions didn't used to mean you're blood enemies who would rather slit the throat of their first blood than to even touch the same object the other thought about touching.

fascism is a merging of state and corporate power. right wing authoritarian values screws over the working class and starts wars to steal resources from foreign countries. it's no some ironic buzzword. when people use the word "fascist" these days, there's a reason for it. the president of the u.s. literally said nazis were "fine people" and his base is racist. godwin's law as a fallacy is fucking dead.

How did hank hill end up with fucking peggy?

>starts wars to steal resources from foreign countries
Less than 4% of the oil used in the united states comes from iraq. This is after the iraq war.

The vast majority is domestic, south american, and canadian.

That aside:
That is STILL not the definition of the word fascist.

nigga, the left wants a merging of state and corporate power in the form of socialism let alone full on commie.

>fascism is a merging of state and corporate power.
No.
That is absolutely not the definition of fascism.

1. Tripfag
2. Wont shut the fuck up about Morrigan from dark-stalkers
3. Is a crying waifu-fag (see above)
4. Never contributes anything to threads
That's all I can think of off the top of my head

you forgot about contractors like bechtel making millions. also blackwater. dick cheney's KBR

oh, it's definitely a definition of the word fascist. Mussolini said that's what it was, mussolini was a fascist. Mussolini got power GIVEN to him from the king and queen of italy. just given to him. no revolution. resources were privatized in nazi germany as well.

>1. Tripfag
This is egregious.
>2. Wont shut the fuck up about Morrigan from dark-stalkers
I've seen him post her a couple times. But that's not a problem in my opinion.
>3.
See above.
>4
Look at the discussion in this thread. In point of fact, his only post was on topic. Can you say the same for the rest of this discussion?

it literally is. fascism privatizes resources

>left wants merging of state and corporate power

funny story. leftists want to overturn citizens united. guess you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

>oh, it's definitely a definition of the word fascist
Not according to cambridge.
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/fascism

>mussolini said
Musslini was a fascist. He was also a socialist.

>it literally is.
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/fascism

I just wanted a sexy Francine thread :J(

ub.edu/graap/bel_Italy_fascist.pdf

ub.edu/graap/nazi.pdf

"King Victor Emmanuel III turned to the young Fascist movement, which he considered to hold a hardline right-wing orientation by violently suppressing strikes, and appointed Benito Mussolini prime minister."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economics_of_fascism

check out all this right wing bullshit. that's mussolini, hitler, and the king and queen of italy.

keep in mind that the nazi war machine owed its existence to u.s. corporations.

patrician taste

Cherry, Black Cherry, sometimes watermelon.

purplesuarus rex was tits. WHY NO MORE~?~?~

I just joined the band wagon