Happy Birthday!

Hey, Sup Forums! Let's all wish Bendis a very happy birthday!

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Happy birthday bendis. You gave me something to complain about.

Who

Honestly Bendis might be this generations Claremont. Ultimate Spidey is fantastic

Benis

Bendis?

Literally who?

Bendis.

The comic book writer?

The comic book writer.

He writes comics?

The comic book writer

I'd say "go fuck yourself", but Bendis probably has a Bull at home to fuck him in the ass.

Who?

Greetings from 2005, time traveler.

You have no idea how correct you are.
I wish Marvel would pay Bendis not to write too.

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thats what you call a bull shit dick

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Happy birthday, ya filthy animal.

happy birthday to BMB, the father of 1 unwanted child and 2 bastards.

Thanks for writing Sam & Twitch, Daredevil, the original run of Alias and Fortune & Glory. Some of my favourite comics from 1999-2003. I don't think you've written any other comics since then, but you should get back in the game, birthday boy!

Its his birthday? Like, today?

Birthday?
You mean the day of his birth?

Happy birthday, Bendis. I wish you choked on a black dick one day.

Is this some fucking meme created to make me crazy regarding the flow of time? Because I remember at least two Bendis birthdays this year.

Aw, that's right:
>Brian Michael Bendis (born August 18, 1967)

Happy Birthday you bald gay fuck

Is that Boco?
As in the namefag Boco?
That Boco?

It is a meme. Every couple weeks someone makes this thread. It's not actually his birthday, of course.

What comic book writer?

youtube.com/watch?v=3O046nbIQS4

"There is no such thing as birthdays." - Doctor Strange.

Wait... what's his name again?

His birthday is retconned every week, just like he retcons Marvel continuity.

There's a thing called Google. God, I'm glad your cat is gone so he doesn't have to put up with your shit anymore.

funny you say that, cause OP's image/tweet isn't in Marvel's twitter history
>but fat Kamala is there twice

He's managed to make a lot of money by being a lazy fuck. I hate that Bendis guy.

Dear

He's doing bendis speak you moron.

>by being a lazy fuck

he's writing like 8 comic books at the same time

I don't know what you meant by that

>he's writing like 1 comic and copypasting them 7 times.
FTFY

>"""""""""""""writing""""""""""""""
Fixed.

dumbass

And they're all the same shit.

The hero jokes around for 59 pages and then uses their bullshit god power to win the day.

You know, Bendis.

>He wrote 8 comic books?
>8 comic books.
>Comics. 8 of them?
>That's right.
>But they're all basically the same.
>Mhm-hmm.
>And he gets away with it?
>Correct.
>8 times?
>Yep.

Happy Birthday Bendis! One year less before retirement and you spare us off your godawful writing!

Bane?

Long live the king.

Kek

His birthday was on the 18th fuck off.

Bendis?