>Jake "If she's older than nine, I must decline" Goldman
>Jake "if her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock" Goldman
>Jake "No creamy stuff unless she's Powerpuff" Goldman
>Jake "If she's the age of 3, she's ready for the D" Goldman
>Jake "If she can't count, she's ready to mount" Goldman
>Jake "If she's made of everything nice, then she can take penetration twice" Goldman
>Jake "If she's six, she can handle the dick" Goldman
>Jake " I've got the power to welt her flower" Goldman
>Jake "If she's under 8 she's ready to mate" Goldman
>Jake "if she's fresh out the oven, she's down for some lovin" Goldman
>Jake "If she's older than eight, then it's too late" Goldman
>Jake "If she knows her ABCs, she's ready to receive" Goldman
>Jake "born yesterday, cock today" Goldman
>Jake "if she plays with dolls, she can lick my balls" Goldman
>Jake "If she's detected, then I am erected" Goldman
>Jake "If she's, not a fetus, she's too old for my penis" Goldman
>Jake " If she's four, then she's my whore" Goldman
Jake "If she's older than nine, I must decline" Goldman
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What is the context behind this?
Artist added himself into the show or something.
where's the one about chemical X and something about sex?
You gotta admit, it was really brave of him to sneak HAFNIM into the show.
>>Jake "If she's six, she can handle the dick" Goldman
Yeah, that one doesn't work.
You just found the meme. Congratulations. Now fuck off.
STOP.
>Jake "I write for the Powerpuff Girls" Goldman.
This man and his fuckbuddy Haley make a mockery of all the people who want jobs writing in animation.
>HAFNIM
I want this meme to end
Sides gone
Everyone knows all the greatest artists in history were pedophiles.
>if she's older than six, she can handle the dicks
better? or is it too plural?
he keeps posting it XD
and he (or some other bozo from the writing team) keeps pushing a romance between him and blossom.
This. Even Disney was pedophile
>jake " it's still legal poon, if she's a cartoon" Goldman
We can make fun of him, sure.
but is there really a worse fate than working on a dead-on-arrival show that get 0 play
He works on the show. The writers made a character based on him and had him voice it. Blossom has a crush on said character.
That evolved into the "joke" where Jake Goldman is a pedophile who had a character based on him written into the show just so he could fulfill his fantasy of having Blossom wanting to jake his goldman, if you catch my drift.
This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.
>Jake "If she's only 5, she's ready to wive" Goldman
>Jake "If she's over nine, I must decline" Goldman
>Jake "If puberty's knocking, that's too old for cocking" Goldman
>Jake "No hair down there, she's ready to tear" Goldman
> Jake "If she watches Teletubbies, she can handle my chubby"
>Jake "Too young to menstruate, she's ready to penetrate" Goldman
>Jake "If she's learning arithmetic, she can learn to suck dick" Goldman
>Jake "If she can't read the clock, I'll give her my cock" Goldman
>Jake "If she still wets the bed, her cheeks can be spread" Goldman
>Jake "Older than 1, she's ready for fun" Goldman
>Jake "If she watches Doc McStuffins, she's ready for stuffin'" Goldman
>Jake "If she has an Elmo backpack, she can fondle my ballsack" Goldman
>Jake "If she's in pre-K, she's ready to play" Goldman
>Jake "If she watches Dora, it's time to her explore her" Goldman
>Jake "Learning to read, she's ready for seed" Goldman
>Jake "Learning to subtract, I can cum in her crack" Goldman
>jake "would spend an eternity, spawn camping maternity" Goldman
>"if she walks on two legs, I'm coming for those eggs"
>Jake "If she's a minor I'll 69 her" Goldman
>Move over professor, I'm gonna undress her"
Sorry...Not Sorry
Don't forget that he's also a spiderfag.
>Jake "She should never be bleeding except while we're breeding" Goldman
Okay I get the rhyming, but how can you breed if she hasn't bleed at least once?
Disney never added a character called Wilber Dazney to someone elses IP to seduce one of the main characters.
You're taking it too literally. Go look up gay slang and stop questioning things.
Inserted himself into nu-PPG as blossoms love interest, claimed that storyboarders created the character as a joke, yet the character only appears in episodes he wrote
If it's gay slang then why use it in reference to fucking a little girl?
new powerpuff girls is just wonderful
I ike the ones about her being a powerpuff girl the best.
Less generic.
It's just a well-known example of not taking it literally. God, making fun of jewish pedophiles isn't rocket science. You're thinking too much.
Fuck you. Write a better joke next time.
"She shouldn't be bleedin' unless I'm seedin'" Works way better.
Nah m8. You have autism.
STOP
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>This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.
Except Bill Plympton, he openly regretted working on that.
>Jake "Ravioli ravioli cum in my ginger loli" Goldman
I'm surprised by the knowldedge that he can draw fluidly and outside of his signature style
>Jake "I want to have sex with children but more specifically a cartoon character called Blossom from a show called "The Powerpuff Girls" which aired on Cartoon Network in the 90s" Goldman
Am I doing it right?
>Jake "The girls I sex have Chemical X" Goldman
>Getting cucked by a tree
How pathetic can Schlomo Goldberg get?
At the risk of sounding like a newfag, where does the ravioli, ravioli meme come from, anyway?
>Jake "I'll make Blossom's bedsheets as red as her bow" Goldman
if you have to ask you're too young to be here
>Google says it's from Spongebob Squarepants
Bullshit. I'm old enough to have lamented the state of modern cartoons the day Spongebob first premiered. More I'm too old to be here because I didn't grow up watching every loud, obnoxious episode.
>Jake "If she plays at playgrounds, she's ready to pound" Goldman
Akuck BTFO.
How can he ever recover?
(((Jake Goldman)))
I think the worst part of this is that I genuinely can't tell if this is an edit or not.
HAFNIM at its worst.
This.
Most of these I have never seen in threads that talk about Dan "the man from cunnyland" Schneider.
You mean,
>Dan "I have plans for little girls' cans in the back of my paneled van" Schneider?
more like jake Goldberg, amirite?
Did you know in the United States it is legal to marry a 2d fictional character via the territory of Guam and have the marriage acknowledged all throughout the union.
Someone should pass this knowledge to Jake so the crew can make an even bigger joke.
I thought it was Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.
Aku isn't a pedophile thou
wow looking at his nose really makes me realise how unattractive big noses are, its just too big and long unlike his penis?
Cut it out.
it's always the fucking jews
>Dan "little cunny makes big money" Schnieder
are you guys talking about dan "beating the meat to underage feet" schneider?
Are you exclusive with that character? As in no one else legally marry them? Can the character's owner fuck you over in any way?
That dude works on the show and self inserted himself as Bubbles boyfriend or something.
They tried to play it of that he wasn't part of that decision, it was just for jokes and that he's not a creepy pedophile
It's a perfectly cromulant meme.
He flung her into the future where she was older
That's not entirely true.
Yes but they normally didn't put themselves into their works, putting in a character that represents them, then having a "relationship" with the characters that weren't originally theirs to begin with.
It would be like da Vinci painting himself fucking a 6 year old Mona Lisa and then telling everyone that it's a joke.
I think the claim is that the storyboarders made him look like that as a joke.
No but darksied is.
>HAFNIM
The fuck is hafnim?
An animation technique that was secretly outlawed in the 70's. I'd tell you more, but the people who have been monitoring this thread since that word was mentioned are the kind of people you don't want to ever meet.
CIA?
CAL
literally /outguy/
I wouldn't doubt they keep tabs on every H------ mention, but they're not the ones to be afraid of.
>lel i posted it again
i can see he's crying about Jared taking his daughterfu
They weren't alone
!!!UNSPEAKABLE EVIL UNLEASHED!!!
NEAT
>Watch the episode and it turns out to be a part of an in-game world that they got sucked into
>As the game ends and episode is about to end as well, they are still blobs of lard
Jake sure as hell enjoyed that one, that is a given.
>This is the kind of guy who would have worked on "The Chipmunk Adventure", seeing as how everyone who worked on that movie was a pedophile.
I keep seeing this but where's the proof? Is it just one guy repeatedly saying this?
The proof is in the slutty costumes the Chipettes wear during the snake dance scene and the extraordinary number of panty shots.
Christ, how many times do we have to go over this, it didn't matter as much then and it was stereotypical belly dancer clothes, not even based on the real thing kinda clothes but still stereotypical.
I mean, look at this piece of production art, whats so bad about dynamic clothing? Back when they didn't cut corners on skirt movements and shit for moral reasons.
Did you see the Ducktales reboot yet? Webby had an upskirt, but it doesn't matter because the boys don't wear pants either and its basically the same thing. You see anyone making a shit fit bout it?
it'd be hot if aku fucked him afterwards and they both ended up his slaves, too far gone to remember they were ever interested in each other and not their new god
>cuck-art
contarian tastes bud
Their children will be beautiful.
Except the girls did want to get lucky witg a long hard snake. Just saying
Sup Forums is just salty they can't do that with their waifu.
>Goldman
Why am I not surprised.
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Don't you mean Dan "the man with a plan to get little girls into his van" Schneider?