Peridot and amythest and steven should be in a relationship together

>peridot and amythest and steven should be in a relationship together
>pearl and resurrected rose and greg should be in a relationship together
>lapis should be with andy
You cannot refute this

>Harems
Go back to the Desert you filthy Heretic.

No matter how physically old Lapis is, she is mentally a teenager. She shouldn't be with any adults. Maybe Immortal Teenage Lars.

I wouldn't hate lapis and andy tho

>caring about relationships because of one partners mentality
Mother fucker that shit isnt illegal to fuck a 20yr old with the mind of a 12yr old so of course its not wrong

I don't think its good for humans and gems to be in a relationship, their overall lifespan differs too much.

>conflating legality and morality
Fucking a mentally handicapped 20 year old is actually still illegal though.

Greg and andy deserve to be happy for the duration of their lives, and stevens basically immortal and if ressurctung rose doesnt take away his powers(you know its going to happen on the show eventually and i dont think theyd make steven loose his powers), after greg and andy die pearl, rose, and lapis can fuck steven and each other, along with peridot and amythest. Also garnet should pityfuck the mail guy

Someone with the maturity of a 12 but with a stable mind is legal to fuck

Alright. Lapis still looks like and acts like a teenager, but this could easily go down the eternaloli rabbit hole and I have no interest in that.

>>peridot and amythest and steven should be in a relationship together
>>pearl and resurrected rose and greg should be in a relationship together
>3 people
Kys
>>lapis should be with andy
Andy won't fuck xeno scum
>Mentally a teenager
Lapis is probably the most mature and calm character in this show, next to Garnet who is only calm because she's braindead.
Lapis was trapped in a mirror for thousands of years by the Crystal Gems and just wanted to get home instead of going out of her way to get revenge. When she realized her home was basically gone even when she wanted to give up she instead decided to do the right thing and save the planet that was her prison.
She had the mental fortitude to spend months fighting a space conqueror and come out sane.
She had emotional fortitude to apologize for taking it too far when she did(though she didn't actually take it too far but that's not the point).

Lapis has been far more rational and mature than anyone could even be expected to be. There is absolutely no logic to say she has the mind of a teenager. But her appearance, which is a more accurate assessment of whether or not it's okay to fuck, could easily be considered to be around 16-20. Which is perfectly acceptable for dicking.

>Resurrecting Rose
Steven can do that?

>She had the mental fortitude to spend months fighting a space conqueror and come out sane.
That she was even down there was not a sane decision. Jasper is a hulking mook, not some world-ending threat that needed to be imprisoned in the most self-destructive way possible. Lapis was down there because she's fucked in the head. It was totally unnecessary.

>Jasper is a hulking mook
Jasper was smart enough to capture and start building a corrupted gem army, Jasper was strong enough to beat even Garnet head on,
>Lapis was down there because she's fucked in the head.
No she isn't. With what she knew, and options she had in the moment, she made a completely rational decision.

Lapis can solo Jasper without fusing. She did it out of spite.

You don't know that considering it never happened in the show. Unless you got canon power levels you can show

Kind of sad that in rocknaldo they didn't come to an agreement that Ronaldo could serve as an extra pair of eyes/ears for the crystal gems, seeing as he is always on the lookout for anything strange. Maybe one day.

I can refute whatever I want - your show is shit and I don't understand it because I havent seen a single episode. Also Pearl has a big nose, Steven has an obnoxious voice and you have to force yourself to fap to the porn of this which means it has bad character design.

lapis x andy is something i never realized i would've wanted.

Pearl is a cuck and Rose is a slut.

He would be a false alarm factory, crying "Homeworld" when he catches the dandruff flaking onto his shoulder in the corner of his eye.

Fair point, he probably wouldn't be of much use and more a burden if anything.

>Andy
Who?

Greg's cousin. Carl.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN' BARN!?

So whats keeping yellow diamond from invading earth? Blue diamond probably wants answers to pink diamonds death so she'll might refuse to fight alongside her while pinks death has not been resolved. But if yellow diamond were to launch an attack on earth would blue diamond join her, attack her, or stay neutral? Pretty sure yellow has enough intel on earth.

Do they still think the cluster is due? I guess since Blue was on Earth after that whole incident they should be suspicious, but it's possible they think it's just taking a bit longer than expected. I guess they would still be sending kindergartners though.

>So whats keeping yellow diamond from invading earth?
Busy schedule, no free spots for invasion.

>wanting any gem to fuck fat old men
Yuck

Might be it, don't know what information they got from peridots reconissance but they could just be waiting for earth to blow up. (What ain't gonna happen)
Wonder what's got them so preoccupied. Can't wait to get some more exposure on gem homeworld.

>Wonder what's got them so preoccupied.
Running the whole fucking horrorshow that is Homeworld. YD also has to do double duty since BD is in no condition.

It's just like my creepy japanimese sex comics.

Triple duty since Pink is dead.

I wanna fuck Pearl and Peridot honestly.

>cancerous tumblr shipping
>cancerous tumblr shipping
>cancerous tumblr shipping
you can go back to tumblr

Who's your favorite gem, Sup Forums? Mines Peridot.

Lapis is for Steven.

waiting for White Diamond to come back from wherever she went.

>So whats keeping yellow diamond from invading earth?
Other than the plot continually showing that homeworld is incredibly incompetent? She still believes the cluster will destroy the world.

>Blue diamond probably wants answers to pink diamonds death so she'll might refuse to fight alongside her while pinks death has not been resolved. But if yellow diamond were to launch an attack on earth would blue diamond join her, attack her, or stay neutral? Pretty sure yellow has enough intel on earth.
Blue would likely join in. Which is why it will never happen.

Homeworld can only ever be inferred to be a looming threat. Any display of homeworld in show is as a bumbling collection of loons. Beings so incompetent that they build a scanner that can only detect the literal gem, not the hard-light body, not the energy emanations that would need be emitted. Just the physical structure.

Even our "good guy" gems are borderline retarded. And all gems have the mentalities of poorly raised children in all aspects.

lewd landlord stories with andy and the barnies when?

Never, because if it weren't for Steven, Andy would be dead right now.

I only agree with the last one, just so Lapis and Andy can be assholes to people, together. Their dates are just them harassing illegal immigrants, which Lapis finds to be very cathartic.

>Implying Andy is an asshole
Fuck you