On a scale of 1 to JFK, how dead is this weiner?

On a scale of 1 to JFK, how dead is this weiner?

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He's like a perpetual curse on the Democratic Party

What did he do?

Based weiner saved the USA

>how dead is this weiner?

Not even Trump's HUGE Viagra stash could resurrect him.

>a kike married to a sand nigger with Saudi connections

JFK.

>a kike married to a sand nigger with Saudi connections

The Aristocrats!

He's been sexting underage girls or something like that.

>1 to JFK

Nigga, Weiner is straight up Mussolini tier at this point

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>Thousands of Wikileaks releases
>Multiple movies documenting her Corruption
>Taken down by a simple wiener.
kek

Not underage, but yes, he's been sending lewd pictures to girls he chatted up on social media.

He was caught, blamed it on a hacker, and ultimately had to resign. Hilariously he tried a comeback, but was caught AGAIN.

And then he was caught an additional time just awhile back.

Good night sweet Prince.

The brakes could not save this soul.

He's probably under FBI protection at a secure location, being interrogated right now.

cucks hate him, alt-right hate him, Hilldawgs now hate him, fathers with daughters hate him... so, I bet it's better to him to JFK himself.

>mfw dick pics brought down the clinton empire

I knew that. But what does that have to do with what's happening today?

more shriveled than an impotent CTR shill's dick

Fox reporting that his investigation is what caused the re-opening of Clinton's email scandal

Absolutely fucking brown bread.

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PEDOPHILE

While he was being investigated new emails were discovered, allowing the FBI to reopen the Hillary investigation

What did he exactly do?
Won't jews protect him?

Cucked to the very end. Poor bastard was too horned up to see it coming.

as someone that hypothetically/routinely sexts underage girls, how would i avoid getting weinered?

>wiener getting people in trouble
oldest story in the book

>still has abs at age 52
>fucks 15 year olds
>took down hrc

B A S E D

CARLOS
FUCKING
DANGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Since when is sexting illegal? I don't understand why he was being investigated.

Ok, it seems like one of the girls really was underage.

Whooops.

Hiroshima.

He better commit sudoku

*yuge

>muh first woman president
>destroyed by a weiner
weird innit?

I stand corrected!

Plus he took pictures of him with a raging hard on while his child was in bed next to him

abs are easy to get, just have low body fat.

CTR here. Focus grouping some spin here. Tell me how this goes:

New FBI investigation unrelated to Clinton. Corrupt REPUBLICAN James Comey fails to tie a DISGUSTING PERVERT to Hillary Rodham Clinton. Don't let their lies get to you. We can't risk a Trump presidency.

Is this the same wiener who was on that one Penn and Teller episode?

Don't run for public office :^)

This man's unconquerable lust just saved the future of our Republic. The world is a weird fucking place.

I know right. How ironic. What a time to be alive.

Yeah that was his biggest WTF moment

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Poor guy, he was so depressed over the divorce and everything, just decided one evening while weightlifting to end it all. But before he could drop a barbell on his throats, he slipped and fell onto several bullets of varying calibers, rolled into a canvas bag that zippered itself shut then fell out the window into a lake 4 miles away.

wow what the fuck

trump literally called this back in august? he specifically said anthony weiner was going to bring down hillary by exposing clinton+huma abedin's involvement with the illegal emails?

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If he ever gets in serious trouble he will just piss of to Israel. The Skypes always have that ejector seat option if their skypery ever is discovered.

Not bad, but the "disgusting pervert" part needs work since people will compare it to Bill Clinton

kek
Too bad that didn't stop her from killing everyone else

He is a fucking ball and chain on the democratic party.

CANT CONTROL MY DICK!

August of fucking 2015

2015!!!!!!!

TIME TRAVEL

I fucking love playing as venice and bribing countries into self destruction

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Worst case of suicide I ever heard of.

I know

its beautiful

holy fuck i thought it was august of this year
jesus, trump is a fucking wizard

The hero we need

Oh shit. Its THIS guy???? Hes married to Huma??

Holy fuck. I never knew. Hillary will be going off her fucking tits about this.

The only thing that can make this any better is if i could be a fly on the wall when Hillary blew her shit.

Cunt.

underrated

What the fuck man

UPDATE: two Pences have been lost in time to bring about this current result. look for reports on Kaine's missing wife in a few hours.

Weiner might've sexted underage b8 so FBI seized his devices. Then wife, Huma Abedin, emailed him. FBI were able to collect more damning emails through this by proxy.

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JFK'd

Accidentally dropped Hillary's email instead of his wiener to a little girl.

LOOKS LIKE WEINER HAS BEEN SENDING 16 DIMENSIONAL DICKPICS ALL ALONG

Finally! Thanks :^)

Imagine being Jeb in that scene and being all like "damn, Columba, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight midget body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play with another turtle in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jeb and not only sit in that chair while Columba flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only loving her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on your campaign trail tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, COLUMBA BUSH LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces they didn't even know existed before that day. You've been eating nothing but a healthy diet of guac and later plummeting poll numbers for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Texas. You've never even seen anything this fucking gorgeous before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the you call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and fap, because you're fucking Jeb. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just love it. Show your face and love it.

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-6^9

TRUMP IS KEKS TIME TRAVELING DEMIWARRIOR, CONFIRMED.

The dude just can't stop slinging dick cause that's just the kind of mad man he is. The world would be a better place if it had more Weiners.

He's the the Welfin to Clinton's Meruem
(i don't really expect anyone to get that reference)

Why do I get the feeling he's marked for a "two-bullet suicide"

"muh dick" literally saved the world from globalism. Praise be.

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Picture of Bill today after all the happenings. Is he gonna be OK guys?

I WANT TO BELIEVE

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Dude, I'm not even a prude, I don't care what adults to in their privacy of their own internet connection, but if you're gonna go that route, at least make sure you don't get caught. Three times.

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HxH. You are on an anime website.

THE MEDIER

>The pedo Jew was our greatest ally after all
What a time to be alive.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to LA Fitness tomorrow.

>mfw unbelievers will make up crazy time travel theories to deny the providence of God

lol. Why am I not surprised that folks who haven't seen any of the main headlines ALSO have the story of weiner completely wrong? Yes he WAS texting under age girls, AFTER taking a shlonging for texting pornstars

But maybe, just MAYBE, OP is talking about weiner now because he had been givin classified emails by Huma.

Honestly I don't even care about that stuff. Like when Bill got his dick sucked that didn't affect his image in any negative way in my mind. Weiner's a decent politician and I don't care what or how many things he fucks(unless it's children of course)

>tfw my mom told me the news before I found it

This shit is bonkers

no fucking way. I though it was new wikileaks or kim dotcom shit. you're telling me anthony fucking weiner reopened the clinton investigation? how the fuck didnt they have those emails before?

>Wiener is bobbitt now?

What the actual fuck. Over a fucking year ago?

I corrected myself a few posts ago.
Dude, Bill and Trump scoring mad amounts of pussy makes them alpha af. But Weiner was reduced to online flirting in the most awkward, beta manner, of course that's gonna cost him tremendous amounts of respect.

But he did get caught seducing a child you idiot

>the two Pences will never be known to the world but their contribution might have just saved it.

i kek'd. thanks bro.

Yeah, that was a major fucking wew

He's not dead.

That would purely be vindictive. Not worth the risk.

He would only be dead if he were a danger going forward.